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Uz2Bon36

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Mar 11, 2015 7:04 PM
AKA: "bowel movement bandit"


Mar 11, 2015 7:04pm
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Gardens35

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Mar 11, 2015 7:08 PM
The Akron record is 23.
Mar 11, 2015 7:08pm
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Fab4Runner

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Mar 11, 2015 7:30 PM
One of my good friends is a prosecutor in Akron and she sent my roommates and I a text this morning to be on the lookout for this serial pooper.
Mar 11, 2015 7:30pm
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jmog

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Mar 12, 2015 9:16 AM
Have you ever been in that area of Akron? There are definitely spots there that are crap holes to begin with...pun intended.
Mar 12, 2015 9:16am
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BR1986FB

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Mar 12, 2015 9:20 AM
What a turd....
Mar 12, 2015 9:20am
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Belly35

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Mar 12, 2015 9:49 AM
does he leave skid marks?
Mar 12, 2015 9:49am
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Tiernan

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Mar 12, 2015 11:38 AM
Thank You NEO for making my job of completely trashing you so much easier!
Mar 12, 2015 11:38am
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BR1986FB

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Mar 12, 2015 11:41 AM
Tiernan;1712280 wrote:Thank You NEO for making my job of completely trashing you so much easier!
They actually interviewed the culprit confidentially and he referred to what he was doing as "taking a Tiernan?" WTF?
Mar 12, 2015 11:41am
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Tiernan

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Mar 12, 2015 11:44 AM
Actually this guy is my hero...I didn't think anybody could shit on NEO more than I do...BUT I WAS WRONG! LOFL!!
Mar 12, 2015 11:44am
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BRF

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Mar 12, 2015 12:36 PM
Belly35;1712242 wrote:does he leave skid marks?

No, but it's in your mother's handwriting, Trebek!

.......oops, wrong end.
Mar 12, 2015 12:36pm
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gut

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Mar 12, 2015 12:49 PM
The way to catch him is to park a car in the area with an open sunroof...and wait
Mar 12, 2015 12:49pm
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IggyPride00

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Mar 12, 2015 1:25 PM
This dude's picture is on the front page of MSNBC right now with a link to the story.

Article said the person who finally got him on video was a house he had hit 8 times previously.

Looks like that is going to be his downfall. Went to the well one to many times.

I love that a national manhunt is on right now though. When you hit the front pages of the country's biggest new sites you've hit the big time for sure.
Mar 12, 2015 1:25pm
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Old Rider

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Mar 12, 2015 2:11 PM
IggyPride00;1712323 wrote:This dude's picture is on the front page of MSNBC right now with a link to the story.

Article said the person who finally got him on video was a house he had hit 8 times previously.

Looks like that is going to be his downfall. Went to the well one to many times.

I love that a national manhunt is on right now though. When you hit the front pages of the country's biggest new sites you've hit the big time for sure.
...and all of that just for taking a shit!
Mar 12, 2015 2:11pm
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Tiernan

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Mar 12, 2015 3:45 PM
He needs a serial pooper name...I'll start...

Jack the Shitter
The Akron Crapper
Cleveland Brown
Mar 12, 2015 3:45pm
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Uz2Bon36

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Mar 12, 2015 3:47 PM
Tiernan;1712369 wrote:He needs a serial pooper name...I'll start...

Jack the Shitter
The Akron Crapper
Cleveland Steamer!
Mar 12, 2015 3:47pm
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Old Rider

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Mar 12, 2015 3:50 PM
Parked Car Pooper.
Mar 12, 2015 3:50pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Mar 12, 2015 4:01 PM
The shitty front office of the Browns is to blame
Mar 12, 2015 4:01pm
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gut

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Mar 12, 2015 4:33 PM
the brown-eyed bandit
Mar 12, 2015 4:33pm
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majorspark

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Mar 12, 2015 4:41 PM
The Mad Shitter
Mar 12, 2015 4:41pm
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gut

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Mar 12, 2015 4:50 PM
#2 on the Most Wanted List
Mar 12, 2015 4:50pm
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Spock

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Mar 12, 2015 6:29 PM
Chili-ring leader
Mar 12, 2015 6:29pm
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IggyPride00

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Mar 13, 2015 12:59 AM
The Brown Blazer.

Saw that one and busted out laughing. Might be the best I have seen.
Mar 13, 2015 12:59am
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gut

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Mar 13, 2015 1:51 AM
Mr. Hankie Pankie....you don't want this perp running on you
Mar 13, 2015 1:51am
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Uz2Bon36

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Mar 13, 2015 2:32 AM
Akron ASSassin
Mar 13, 2015 2:32am