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ernest_t_bass

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Feb 6, 2015 8:08 AM
OSH;1703497 wrote:I told her she couldn't.
I'm sure she loves being married to you.
Feb 6, 2015 8:08am
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FatHobbit

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Feb 6, 2015 10:48 AM
Glory Days;1703599 wrote:I know nothing about the book or movie. but from the trailers, it looks like this movie:



That's pretty much what I thought. I dated a girl who loved that movie and wouldn't shut up about it, so I rented it to see what all the fuss was about. I thought it wasn't very good.
Feb 6, 2015 10:48am
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OSH

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Feb 6, 2015 2:49 PM
DeyDurkie5;1703591 wrote:You sound like a douche.
Probably am.
Fab4Runner;1703603 wrote:All of that is vastly different than you telling her she can't see it.
I knew it'd illicit a response of some sort. It was fun while it lasted.
ernest_t_bass;1703619 wrote:I'm sure she loves being married to you.
As she should be. Or...we wouldn't have gotten married and started a family.
Feb 6, 2015 2:49pm
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gut

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Feb 6, 2015 10:58 PM
SportsAndLady;1703248 wrote: And gut, needs to be photo evidence.
That requires literally 5-seconds in the theatre for a photo and then you're free to watch another movie. You may have me technically, but I'd still argue that saves you $20 (which, by the way, is joking/trolling that went over some people's head...oh hell I'll spell it out - you welch on a bet and save yourself $20 :laugh:)
Feb 6, 2015 10:58pm
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Tiernan

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Feb 7, 2015 8:06 AM
Don't kid yourselves...S&L has been looking forward to this like a kid at Christmas.

OK Mods you can ban me from the thread now.
Feb 7, 2015 8:06am
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Tiernan

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Feb 8, 2015 9:42 AM
Cmon a full 24 hrs go by and No Thread Ban!?! You dipshits must be slipping.
Feb 8, 2015 9:42am
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Sonofanump

Feb 8, 2015 9:46 AM
FatHobbit;1703696 wrote:That's pretty much what I thought. I dated a girl who loved that movie and wouldn't shut up about it, so I rented it to see what all the fuss was about. I thought it wasn't very good.
It was a hint to be tied up and spanked.
Feb 8, 2015 9:46am
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bigkahuna

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Feb 10, 2015 2:24 PM
I'm taking my gf to it because I offered to take her to the movies for Valentine's Day. This was the movie she picked, so we're going. I just like watching movies, so I really don't care.
Feb 10, 2015 2:24pm
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Ytowngirlinfla

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Feb 10, 2015 2:32 PM
I'm surprised Tiernan didn't post something like this yet:

Feb 10, 2015 2:32pm
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Tiernan

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Feb 10, 2015 5:23 PM
Jesus YTG I'm thoroughly offended by your inference...I'm totally a Gay Rights kinda guy. I have zero problems with adults having sex with whoever they wanna have it with (except children) if somebody wants to only hump zebras and they have a zebra that will do it...have at it stripes boy. And I really want all these Gay Marriage advocates to get exactly what they want. Gays should be as miserable as the rest of us.
Feb 10, 2015 5:23pm
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Feb 11, 2015 10:56 PM
I'd probably go see this version of 50 Shades if it were coming out.

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Feb 11, 2015 10:56pm
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Tiernan

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Feb 14, 2015 3:03 PM
I gave my SO a big box of chocolates today...Fifty Shades of Brown.
Feb 14, 2015 3:03pm
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SportsAndLady

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Feb 14, 2015 3:40 PM
Tiernan;1705651 wrote:I gave my SO a big box of chocolates today...Fifty Shades of Brown.
No one wants to know what you and your bf do with each other's butts
Feb 14, 2015 3:40pm
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Fab4Runner

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Feb 16, 2015 12:53 PM
Okay...I need reviews from the dudes who saw it. I don't personally know any males who have gone.
Feb 16, 2015 12:53pm
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Heretic

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Feb 16, 2015 12:59 PM
Fab4Runner;1705960 wrote:Okay...I need reviews from the dudes who saw it. I don't personally know any males who have gone.
Mantooth pretending he hasn't been there 5 times over the weekend to pick up strays from the pack?
Feb 16, 2015 12:59pm
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Feb 16, 2015 1:09 PM
My wife and her two friends went saturday night while the guys sat at the bar, when we met back up with them they all said it wasn't very good. One of the girls actually fell asleep!!! All of them had read the books and thought they were much better.
Feb 16, 2015 1:09pm
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Fab4Runner

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Feb 16, 2015 1:17 PM
vdubb96;1705967 wrote:My wife and her two friends went saturday night while the guys sat at the bar, when we met back up with them they all said it wasn't very good. One of the girls actually fell asleep!!! All of them had read the books and thought they were much better.
I felt the exact opposite. The books are so horribly written that anything had to be an improvement. My friends and I had a great time and really enjoyed the movie. We also had beverages beforehand and took some boxes of wine in...so maybe that helped.
Feb 16, 2015 1:17pm
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sleeper

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Feb 16, 2015 1:21 PM
Got calls from women I never get calls from wanting to hook up. Will never see the movie but so far I'm a fan.
Feb 16, 2015 1:21pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Feb 16, 2015 1:35 PM
Feb 16, 2015 1:35pm
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TedSheckler

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Feb 16, 2015 2:49 PM
My wife text me after she got out of the movie. I don't think she was a fan.



She has not read the books.
Feb 16, 2015 2:49pm
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Feb 16, 2015 3:06 PM
Fab4Runner;1705971 wrote:I felt the exact opposite. The books are so horribly written that anything had to be an improvement. My friends and I had a great time and really enjoyed the movie. We also had beverages beforehand and took some boxes of wine in...so maybe that helped.
We all went out to eat and the girls were doing shots and all sorts of shit before the movie, still thought it was dumb.
Feb 16, 2015 3:06pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Feb 16, 2015 3:14 PM
Had a SIL who dropped like $80 for this all-day 50 shades excursion. Ratarded
Feb 16, 2015 3:14pm
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thavoice

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Feb 16, 2015 3:18 PM
Lady I work with went and said it wasnt that good.

It is an R rated movie......from what people say the books are about I dont think R rated would do a good job.
Feb 16, 2015 3:18pm
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Fab4Runner

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Feb 16, 2015 3:19 PM
vdubb96;1706003 wrote:We all went out to eat and the girls were doing shots and all sorts of shit before the movie, still thought it was dumb.
Yeah, I don't get that. It followed the book pretty closely, and actually left out a lot of the dumb dialogue. That's what made it better, IMO. I didn't have to hear about inner goddesses doing the tango (for real) or any of that stupid shit. The screenwriter did a great job at leaving a lot of the lame stuff out.

I went in with super low expectations, so it was better than I thought it would be.

Had I never read the books, I am not sure how I would have felt. All I know is I was not mad about looking at Jamie Dornan for two hours.
Feb 16, 2015 3:19pm
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Sonofanump

Feb 16, 2015 3:41 PM
ernest_t_bass;1706006 wrote:Had a SIL who dropped like $80 for this all-day 50 shades excursion. Ratarded
Is this the SIL that likes the darkest shades of grey?
Feb 16, 2015 3:41pm