Sage wrote: Also, I would love to see Darby as a coach. That would be high comedy.

Judging by his posts, itd probably include advice like "Try to keep your eye on the ball" and "If you beat the throw to second, you will be called safe."

I can also see him interjecting himself at any given time to voice his opinion---even if its just to let his team know he doesn't have an opinion.

Darby coaching and with a girl thatd be content to have his penis in her for eternity. LOL. Bout OD'd on laughter there.

Why would a girl ever want to be with a coach? Women don't like coaches, and you can take that to the bank.

Apple wrote: Sage, I can attest that you are wrong.

I am never wrong.

So, since you are claiming that you never cheated on your girl while in a long distance relationship---I am going to assume that your girlfriend was getting her pussy pounded into the 3rd dimension by some guy you have no idea about (probably your BFF).

darbypitcher22 wrote: Sage,

why the need to get so damn personal all the time?

You can't be this dense. Please tell me you just play the naive idiot trapped in a dorm room in rural Pennsylvania for yucks?

Oh, wait? You really are a naive idiot trapped in rural Pennsylvania?

Well, then. That is most certainly awkward, my lad.

It's like this Darby----this is the internet. We have never met *AS FAR AS YOU KNOW YOUNGN AS FAR AS YOU KNOW*. Seeing as we've never met *(AS FAR AS U KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), there is no way this could be personal.

I am nothing to you. You've never met me (AS FAR AS U KNOW), so really, I'm just an internet alias on message board.

HOW CAN IT BE PERSONAL?!

Is it serious business? Yes. Of course.

Is it personal? No, never.

Can I tell you, without a shadow of a doubt, that your posts make you appear to be an idiot? Yes, I can.

I guess what I don't get is why you have to be an asshole to everyone, 24/7/365?

Did mommy and daddy not give you enough attention as a child?

What do we have here? A little Freud? Fuck you, Darby.

I'm an asshole because you deserve to be treated like shit, because you're a clown and you're constantly spamming this forum with absolute nonsense. Until you submit, I am going to keep clowning your little ass.

EASY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Fab4Runner wrote: Because it's funny and entertaining. I bet you find it (or have at least once) comical when he rips on someone else.

I agree with this. It is comical to a point, then it just gets boring until he moves to a new topic. It's a cycle.

sleeper wrote:

Why would a girl ever want to be with a coach? Women don't like coaches, and you can take that to the bank.

I took it to the bank and they said you were wrong.

Sage is not funny or entertaining - he's an insignificant piece of human turd that exists under the lid of a roadside gas station toilet. His standard modis operandi is to scream "Fuck" or "Shit" like a 12 yr old just learning to swear thinking this somehow makes him appear tougher and confident. In reality he is a sad little twisted man who brings bile into my throat everytime his worthless streams of disconnected words sicken the pages of this forum and its been so since the days of the old huddle. Kill yourself Sage and voices in your head will cease and the pain will go away.

I mean I guess it is all in how you define long distance. I only see the boyfriend about three days a week and we are about an hour apart. Sure it's hard, but it's worth it.