Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 5:45pm
ihslep is embarrassing himself by his incessant need to argue because he thinks it shows that's he's a real lawyer! Not going to get into his psychological need behind this, unless anyone wants it.
lhslep134
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May 29, 2015 5:58pm
I can't help that my arguments consist of words that actually exist in the English language. You know, instead of using only "pwn" and "lolfail" and "lil guy"
Instead of just accepting the concept of arguing at face value, you feel the need to invoke my occupation in every attempted put down. Not only is it puzzling, but it's a compliment to me. I get paid to argue, whereas you have absolutely no idea how to do it without devolving into childish insults.
Instead of just accepting the concept of arguing at face value, you feel the need to invoke my occupation in every attempted put down. Not only is it puzzling, but it's a compliment to me. I get paid to argue, whereas you have absolutely no idea how to do it without devolving into childish insults.
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 6:07pm
You might want to register for the same reading comprehension class as Webby. I never asked if anyone wanted an explanation. Instead, I stated I would not give it unless anyone wanted it. That's not a question, but nice try!lhslep134;1731604 wrote:I can't help that my arguments consist of words that actually exist in the English language. You know, instead of using only "pwn" and "lolfail" and "lil guy"
Instead of just accepting the concept of arguing at face value, you feel the need to invoke my occupation in every attempted put down. Not only is it puzzling, but it's a compliment to me. I get paid to argue, whereas you have absolutely no idea how to do it without devolving into childish insults.
/IshlepIdiotFailoftheWeek
*Bolded part brings teh lulz and showcases your insecurities. Keep telling us how smart you are with your 42nd Law School! Tier 2!!! Fed judge wouldn't wipe their ass with your clerkship application.
lhslep134
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May 29, 2015 6:13pm
I've already clerked for a federal judge.Commander of Awesome;1731605 wrote: Fed judge wouldn't wipe their ass with your clerkship application.
And the fact you aren't comprehending that the reason I'm saying I get paid to argue is because I understand how to do it AND you using "teh lulz" and "/idiotfailoftheweek" proves my entire point from my last point.
You make it way too easy for me. Come back when you have some new material or some new shtick besides acting like an overgrown child.
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 6:24pm
You gotta be the worst lawyer ever. "getting paid" to argue and getting schooled by me. Must be a court appt lawyer. But please continue to to tell everyone how smart you are, brings teh lulz.
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
May 29, 2015 6:43pm
Whatever you need to tell yourself to feel better, it doesn't bother me in the least. Not to get all Sleeper on you but I'm laughing my way to the bank as you're getting all worked up.
Can't stop laughing about your "Fed judge wouldn't wipe their ass with your application" line when I've already clerked for one. Even funnier when you tried to spin that by saying "must be a court appt lawyer". LMAO that doesn't even make sense.
You must be pretty unsatisfied with your life if you need to get your rocks off by acting like a child on a message board.
Can't stop laughing about your "Fed judge wouldn't wipe their ass with your application" line when I've already clerked for one. Even funnier when you tried to spin that by saying "must be a court appt lawyer". LMAO that doesn't even make sense.
You must be pretty unsatisfied with your life if you need to get your rocks off by acting like a child on a message board.
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 6:51pm
Tell us what you got on the LSAT!
lhslep134
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May 29, 2015 6:55pm
Aw, look how worked up you are. That's adorable.
I would say my LSAT score is probably about the same as the number of times you use "pwn" "lolfail" "lil guy" "teh lulz" in any given week but the scoring doesn't go up that high.
I would say my LSAT score is probably about the same as the number of times you use "pwn" "lolfail" "lil guy" "teh lulz" in any given week but the scoring doesn't go up that high.
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 6:56pm
I'm very worked up. /sarcasm
Being worked up ='s lolling at you trying to tell how smart you are. I'm looking forward to you posting a picture of your lsat score next, akin to you posting a bathroom mirror pic of you sucking in your gut trying to prove you're not fat.
Being worked up ='s lolling at you trying to tell how smart you are. I'm looking forward to you posting a picture of your lsat score next, akin to you posting a bathroom mirror pic of you sucking in your gut trying to prove you're not fat.
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
May 29, 2015 7:00pm
You're aware of the irrelevance of the LSAT at this point, are you not? It appears you don't have much of a working knowledge of the legal system, yet you seemed to realize how prestigious clerking for a federal judge was before I told you I did it.
Your spin control is starting to lose it's edge. But if you want me to keep making you look dumb, I'm up for it seeing as this is making for a really good laugh.
My co-workers thought your clerkship line was unintentionally hilarious since they know my employment history.
Your spin control is starting to lose it's edge. But if you want me to keep making you look dumb, I'm up for it seeing as this is making for a really good laugh.
My co-workers thought your clerkship line was unintentionally hilarious since they know my employment history.
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 7:05pm
So you had to show OC to your co worker to validate yourself? lol, your self esteem is extremely low.
I'm sure you clerked for fed judge. You saying it, and making up a story about your co worker validates your story! Tier 2 law school flunkies always get Clerkships! /sarcasm
I'm sure you clerked for fed judge. You saying it, and making up a story about your co worker validates your story! Tier 2 law school flunkies always get Clerkships! /sarcasm
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 7:08pm
Anyways, I'm sick of ishlep spinning his shit so he can try and impress ppl online, it's pathetic. NOGAF
Cavs are in the finals, Klay has a concussion and Andy might come back. Lets go Cavs!
Cavs are in the finals, Klay has a concussion and Andy might come back. Lets go Cavs!
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
May 29, 2015 7:10pm
Once again, it's adorable how jealous you are. I can't help you'll never be as smart or successful as me no matter how hard you try.
On a serious note, it's sort of pathetic that you 100% are thinking you're getting a rise out of me. I'm killing time on a Friday afternoon on a slow day so I have the time to respond to your childish-ness. But even in a serious argument I have no doubt you would result to "pwn" and "lolfail" and whatever childish terms you have stored up to bust out on the OC.
On a serious note, it's sort of pathetic that you 100% are thinking you're getting a rise out of me. I'm killing time on a Friday afternoon on a slow day so I have the time to respond to your childish-ness. But even in a serious argument I have no doubt you would result to "pwn" and "lolfail" and whatever childish terms you have stored up to bust out on the OC.
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 7:11pm
NOGAF lil guy, this is a Cavs thread. Not sure what's so hard about that.lhslepTier2;1731615 wrote:Once again, it's adorable how jealous you are. I can't help you'll never be as smart or successful as me no matter how hard you try.
lhslep134
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May 29, 2015 7:15pm
You saying NOGAF, in a conversation about reading comprehension, is the ultimate irony. While no one else might GAF, it's beyond obvious you do.Commander of Awesome;1731616 wrote:NOGAF lil guy, this is a Cavs thread. Not sure what's so hard about that.
lolfailoftheweekyeardecadecenturymilleniumeon
/COA'd
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 7:16pm
This is a Cavs thread, not a ihslep tries too hard thread. Talk Cavs in here, create a basement thread to try and impress ppl. Anything to say about the cavs?lhslep42nd;1731617 wrote:You saying NOGAF, in a conversation about reading comprehension, is the ultimate irony. While no one else might GAF, it's beyond obvious you do.
lolfailoftheweekyeardecadecenturymilleniumeon
/COA'd
lhslep134
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May 29, 2015 7:18pm
Commander of Awesome;1731618 wrote: Anything to say about the cavs?
Yes, this is a Cavs related post
Oh wait...Commander of Awesome;1731445 wrote:Nobody does or cares. Cavs are in the fucking finals! Hope this helps.
Can you comprehend the hypocrisy or do you need me to spell that out for you too?
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 7:18pm
This is good news:
http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2015/05/kyrie_irvings_name_can_once_ag.html#incart_2box_sports_index.ssf
And I guess we can forget that andy stuff:
http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2015/05/cavaliers_center_anderson_vare.html#incart_river
http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2015/05/kyrie_irvings_name_can_once_ag.html#incart_2box_sports_index.ssf
And I guess we can forget that andy stuff:
http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2015/05/cavaliers_center_anderson_vare.html#incart_river
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
May 29, 2015 7:20pm
No. My job is to go around and contribute a smidge of sports conversation while spending the majority of my posts calling out other posters.Commander of Awesome;1731618 wrote: Anything to say about the cavs?
[if that sounds familiar, it's because I'm describing you and your "pwn" "lolfail" posts]
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 7:21pm
lmao, you're still talking about this? Jesus dude, can tell I really got under your thick skin.lhslep134;1731621 wrote:No. My job is to go around and contribute a smidge of sports conversation while calling out other posters.
[if that sounds familiar, it's because I'm describing you]
Anything to say about the Cavs?
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
May 29, 2015 7:22pm
Yes. I have this Cavs related gem to add. Maybe you can tell me if it's actually Cavs related or notCommander of Awesome;1731622 wrote:
Anything to say about the Cavs?
Commander of Awesome;1731445 wrote:Nobody does or cares. Cavs are in the fucking finals! Hope this helps.
lhslep134
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May 29, 2015 7:23pm
Cue the COA spin in 3...2....1....
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 7:33pm
Typical ishlep42nd thread shitting.
Anyways, back on topic:
I'm a bit disappointed by the Andy news. Would have been a huge lift for the team, esp in Cleveland when he came into the game. Even if he couldn't produce much on the court, the morale boost I think would have been nice.
Anyways, back on topic:
I'm a bit disappointed by the Andy news. Would have been a huge lift for the team, esp in Cleveland when he came into the game. Even if he couldn't produce much on the court, the morale boost I think would have been nice.
Commander of Awesome
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May 29, 2015 7:36pm
ernest_t_bass
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May 29, 2015 7:47pm
So... How bout them Cabs?