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Jul 6, 2014 10:07 AM
Now that we were able to totally trash the World Cup and pretty much prove what a huge waste of time that was...it's time to get back to focusing our attention on the world's no. 1 worst professional sports franchise in the world. This thread will serve as a site for recognizing and ridiculing the totally fucking inept Cleveburgh Clowns throughout the 2014 season. Our first observation is that the media circus which is Johnny Fuckup will blow up in Cleveburgh's face bigger than Nagasaki. The Clowns front office is doing everything it can to somehow assure Manzier becomes the starter. My standing $100 offer to whoever removes his spleen on a clean hit ( oh fuck it...make it $200 on a cheap shot...).
Jul 6, 2014 10:07am
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Jul 6, 2014 10:26 AM
first.
Jul 6, 2014 10:26am
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Jul 6, 2014 10:33 AM
LFOL...10 min after creating this thread ESPN tells me the Clowns best player is in jail this morning woo Hoo! No way Gordon plays for the Clowns this year NEO! How sweet is that!?!
Jul 6, 2014 10:33am
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Jul 6, 2014 10:36 AM
Tiernan;1633234 wrote:...it's time to get back to focusing our attention on the world's no. 1 worst professional sports franchise in the world.
Is Tiernan Rob Dibble?
Jul 6, 2014 10:36am
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Jul 6, 2014 1:42 PM
Worst expansion team ever.
Jul 6, 2014 1:42pm
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Jul 7, 2014 2:13 PM
Have to wonder what Manzeil was doing with that money he rolled up.

He cannot be that stupid to actually do drugs in a public place, or can he?
Jul 7, 2014 2:13pm
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Jul 7, 2014 2:24 PM
thavoice;1633572 wrote: He cannot be that stupid to actually do drugs in a public place, or can he?
Roethlisberger rapes chicks in public bathrooms so, yes, JFF could be THAT stupid. Wouldn't be a first, I'm sure.
Jul 7, 2014 2:24pm
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Jul 7, 2014 2:27 PM
BR1986FB;1633578 wrote:Roethlisberger rapes chicks in public bathrooms so, yes, JFF could be THAT stupid. Wouldn't be a first, I'm sure.
True.
Jul 7, 2014 2:27pm
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Jul 7, 2014 4:27 PM
Do the Clowns have "buyers regret" already? Lovin every GD minute of this NEO...come join me as I dance around my victory fire!
Jul 7, 2014 4:27pm
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Jul 7, 2014 5:52 PM
The Clowns are immune to buyers regret. After so long, it just becomes expectation.
Jul 7, 2014 5:52pm
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Jul 7, 2014 7:57 PM
Tiernan;1633640 wrote:Do the Clowns have "buyers regret" already? Lovin every GD minute of this NEO...come join me as I dance around my victory fire!
Jul 7, 2014 7:57pm
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Jul 7, 2014 8:44 PM
To easily sum things up - all Cleveland fans are masochistic.
Jul 7, 2014 8:44pm
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Jul 7, 2014 9:57 PM
Playoffs. Book it
Jul 7, 2014 9:57pm
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Jul 8, 2014 9:55 AM
DeyDurkie5;1633717 wrote:Playoffs. Book it
Yes I agree...the NFL will definitely have Playoffs in 2014 - 15.
Jul 8, 2014 9:55am
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Jul 8, 2014 10:11 AM
When asked why he was rolling a $100 bill into a nose candy straw in a Vegas Mens Room, Johnny Fuckup replied...

"...its not for me, I'm just rolling it for my best nigga, Josh Gordon."


...don't forget to tip your waitstaff, I'll be here all week.
Jul 8, 2014 10:11am
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Jul 8, 2014 10:13 AM
Tiernan;1633788 wrote:When asked why he was rolling a $100 bill into a nose candy straw in a Vegas Mens Room, Johnny Fuckup replied...

"...its not for me, I'm just rolling it for my best nigga, Josh Gordon."


...don't forget to tip your waitstaff, I'll be here all week.
link? :o
Jul 8, 2014 10:13am
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Jul 8, 2014 10:21 AM
vball10set;1633789 wrote:link? :o
...your head and ass?


...I've been waiting to use this one for awhile now, thanks!
Jul 8, 2014 10:21am
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Jul 8, 2014 10:22 AM
Of course the browns make the playoffs this year.

Contend for the AFC in 2015 and SB in 2016
Jul 8, 2014 10:22am
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Jul 8, 2014 10:46 AM
Tiernan;1633794 wrote:...your head and ass?


...I've been waiting to use this one for awhile now, thanks!
It makes no sense, but you're welcome???
Jul 8, 2014 10:46am
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Jul 8, 2014 10:52 AM
vball10set;1633803 wrote:It makes no sense, but you're welcome???

mine is a sophisticated humor...don't feel bad you don't get it, few on this site do.
Jul 8, 2014 10:52am
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Jul 8, 2014 11:05 AM
Tiernan;1633808 wrote:mine is a sophisticated humor...don't feel bad you don't get it, few on this site do.
lol, ok, I won't
Jul 8, 2014 11:05am
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Jul 28, 2014 9:23 AM
I see where Johnny Fuckup held a presser just to let everyone know he's not a Fuckup...gee I hope the other 450 players in the NFL hold similar riveting press conferences throughout the season...

Ben Rothlisbergar will say "I'm not a Rapist"

Tom Brady will say "I'm not a complete tool off the field"

Josh Gordon will say "I'm not a drug using, alcohol abusing, woman beater...oh wait, yes I am. Nevermind".
Jul 28, 2014 9:23am
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Jul 28, 2014 10:09 AM
Tiernan;1639593 wrote: Josh Gordon will say "I'm not a drug using, alcohol abusing, woman beater...oh wait, yes I am. Nevermind".
You probably got the first two right but I think you're confusing him with that POS Ray Rice on the third.
Jul 28, 2014 10:09am
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Jul 28, 2014 11:04 AM
Too be fair BR...it could be one of any couple of dozen guys. But now if you're talking about the NGBA* it's 99% of them...all except the two gay guys.

*National Gangbangers Association
Jul 28, 2014 11:04am
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Jul 28, 2014 12:05 PM
The Clowns front office is doing everything it can to somehow assure Manzier becomes the starter.
You aren't watching very closely.

They are doing everything possible to keep him from starting.

In Jimmy's typical snake oil way of doing business they drafted him to sell jersey's, but never had any intention of giving him a chance to win the job.

The front office is worshiping at the alter of career journeyman Hoyer right now, so there is no way Johnny gets a chance to play. It is why he took the off-season off.

Why bother putting in the work when you were never going to be given a legit chance to win the job?
Jul 28, 2014 12:05pm