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Jun 17, 2014 7:06 PM
This afternoons games-

Brazil vs Mexico ended in a 0-0 tie

Russia vs slant Korea is 0-0 tie 3/4's of the way through game


yawn
Jun 17, 2014 7:06pm
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Jun 17, 2014 7:07 PM
I bet that Russian goalie ends up found dead somewhere in Moscow.
Jun 17, 2014 7:07pm
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Jun 17, 2014 11:11 PM
salto;1627276 wrote:I bet that Russian goalie ends up found dead somewhere in Moscow.
I'd chuckle.
Jun 17, 2014 11:11pm
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Jun 22, 2014 8:11 AM
I see where all the soccer nerds are gathering at local bars to cheer on a team that 90% of them couldn't name more than 2 guys on the team and act like they've been fans of this team their entire lives. 98% of them couldn't find Portugal on a map even if I told them it has a border with Spain.
Jun 22, 2014 8:11am
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Jun 22, 2014 10:25 AM
salto;1627276 wrote:I bet that Russian goalie ends up found dead somewhere in Moscow.
A dead person? oh that's so funny guys. hahahahahahaha
Jun 22, 2014 10:25am
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Jun 22, 2014 10:30 AM
Tigerfan00;1628765 wrote:A dead person? oh that's so funny guys. hahahahahahaha
This is a serious thread about hating on soccer dweebs...please take your pompous indignity elsewhere.
Jun 22, 2014 10:30am
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Jun 22, 2014 7:57 PM
Tiernan;1628754 wrote:I see where all the soccer nerds are gathering at local bars to cheer on a team that 90% of them couldn't name more than 2 guys on the team and act like they've been fans of this team their entire lives. 98% of them couldn't find Portugal on a map even if I told them it has a border with Spain.
Kinda like how everyone suddenly is part Irish on St Patrick's day.
Jun 22, 2014 7:57pm
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Jun 22, 2014 7:58 PM
Tigerfan00;1628765 wrote:A dead person? oh that's so funny guys. hahahahahahaha
Welcome to the basement dumb ass.
Jun 22, 2014 7:58pm
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Jun 22, 2014 10:49 PM
What kind of dumbass sport plays 5 extra min after the clock expires?
Jun 22, 2014 10:49pm
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Jun 23, 2014 10:24 AM
Tiernan;1629011 wrote:What kind of dumbass sport plays 5 extra min after the clock expires?
That would be soccer, Tiernan.
Jun 23, 2014 10:24am
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Jun 23, 2014 9:54 PM
Durkie you strike me as a former HS grass fairy. Did the football team de-pants guys on the futbol team?
Jun 23, 2014 9:54pm
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Jun 23, 2014 9:59 PM
Tiernan;1629256 wrote:Durkie you strike me as a former HS grass fairy. Did the football team de-pants guys on the futbol team?
They did not!
Jun 23, 2014 9:59pm
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Jun 24, 2014 5:55 AM
ccrunner609;1627216 wrote:USA running is way better internationally than soccer
USA also has the best scientists and doctors (on Phil Knights payroll) making undetectable enhancers.
Jun 24, 2014 5:55am
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Jun 24, 2014 4:23 PM
Can you imagine if the athletes in America chose to play soccer? I bet WR's, RB's, DB's, along with many basketball players would be able to make USA dominant in soccer.

i just love the fans arguments "can you run for 90 minutes?" Um, yeah, I have and it is called a half marathon and was a little longer han 90 minutes.

and those fuckers dont run that whole time. There is lots of standing around.

I saw just a little bit of it at some restaurant on sunday night. Got there when USA scored, then that guy faked an injury...*****, and then the other team tie it up.

There is a reason why it is the most "popular" sport in the world. It is cheap as fuck, and the basic action of the game can be done by anyone who can walk. Go to my nephews/neices youth soccer games and they are happy to run aroun dfor a bit and kick the ball a few times. Doesnt take much to actually be able to play teh game.

Sure..hope USA wins but I dont waste any time watching it.
Jun 24, 2014 4:23pm
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Jun 24, 2014 6:49 PM
Soccer dweebs would die if they tried lacrosse or hockey.
Jun 24, 2014 6:49pm
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Jun 24, 2014 6:55 PM
Tiernan;1629532 wrote:Soccer dweebs would die if they tried lacrosse or hockey.
Alexi Lalas was captain of his HS hockey team (they won state), and played in college as well I believe. Nice fail though.
Jun 24, 2014 6:55pm
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Jun 24, 2014 8:05 PM
thavoice;1629502 wrote:Can you imagine if the athletes in America chose to play soccer? I bet WR's, RB's, DB's, along with many basketball players would be able to make USA dominant in soccer.

i just love the fans arguments "can you run for 90 minutes?" Um, yeah, I have and it is called a half marathon and was a little longer han 90 minutes.

and those fuckers dont run that whole time. There is lots of standing around.

I saw just a little bit of it at some restaurant on sunday night. Got there when USA scored, then that guy faked an injury...*****, and then the other team tie it up.

There is a reason why it is the most "popular" sport in the world. It is cheap as fuck, and the basic action of the game can be done by anyone who can walk. Go to my nephews/neices youth soccer games and they are happy to run aroun dfor a bit and kick the ball a few times. Doesnt take much to actually be able to play teh game.

Sure..hope USA wins but I dont waste any time watching it.
lol, I used to think you somewhat knew what you were talking about. Silly me.
Jun 24, 2014 8:05pm
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Jun 24, 2014 8:47 PM
like_that;1629535 wrote:Alexi Lalas was captain of his HS hockey team (they won state), and played in college as well I believe. Nice fail though.
So Lexi Lala would probably tell you hockey was much tougher to play I'm sure.
Jun 24, 2014 8:47pm
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Jun 24, 2014 10:04 PM
thavoice;1629502 wrote:Can you imagine if the athletes in America chose to play soccer? I bet WR's, RB's, DB's, along with many basketball players would be able to make USA dominant in soccer.

i just love the fans arguments "can you run for 90 minutes?" Um, yeah, I have and it is called a half marathon and was a little longer han 90 minutes.

and those fuckers dont run that whole time. There is lots of standing around.

I saw just a little bit of it at some restaurant on sunday night. Got there when USA scored, then that guy faked an injury...*****, and then the other team tie it up.

There is a reason why it is the most "popular" sport in the world. It is cheap as fuck, and the basic action of the game can be done by anyone who can walk. Go to my nephews/neices youth soccer games and they are happy to run aroun dfor a bit and kick the ball a few times. Doesnt take much to actually be able to play teh game.

Sure..hope USA wins but I dont waste any time watching it.
This is the stupidest argument ever.

As if the basic skills of basketball are somehow hard? Or football? Or half the sports out there. Hockey, because of the skating, is about the only mainstream sport that actually takes another skill aside from being able to run with hand-eye coordination.
Jun 24, 2014 10:04pm
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Jun 24, 2014 11:56 PM
Laley23;1629590 wrote:This is the stupidest argument ever.

As if the basic skills of basketball are somehow hard? Or football? Or half the sports out there. Hockey, because of the skating, is about the only mainstream sport that actually takes another skill aside from being able to run with hand-eye coordination.
It's thavoice. basically the retarded cousin of ccrunner.
Jun 24, 2014 11:56pm
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Jun 25, 2014 12:08 AM
thavoice;1629502 wrote:Can you imagine if the athletes in America chose to play soccer? I bet WR's, RB's, DB's, along with many basketball players would be able to make USA dominant in soccer.

i just love the fans arguments "can you run for 90 minutes?" Um, yeah, I have and it is called a half marathon and was a little longer han 90 minutes.

and those fuckers dont run that whole time. There is lots of standing around.

I saw just a little bit of it at some restaurant on sunday night. Got there when USA scored, then that guy faked an injury...*****, and then the other team tie it up.

There is a reason why it is the most "popular" sport in the world. It is cheap as fuck, and the basic action of the game can be done by anyone who can walk. Go to my nephews/neices youth soccer games and they are happy to run aroun dfor a bit and kick the ball a few times. Doesnt take much to actually be able to play teh game.

Sure..hope USA wins but I dont waste any time watching it.
I've been traveling a bit and just found this thread and this post.

There just isn't really any logical arguments anymore. It's disappointing really.
Jun 25, 2014 12:08am
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Jun 25, 2014 5:17 AM
Thavoice nails it with his "cheap as fuck" observation. Any third world hell-hole can inflate a goat's bladder and then kick it around a dirt lot. I always love it when you see video of a bunch of Hajis dressed in their standard black pants and some kind of ugly ass print dress shirt screaming "yala y'all la yalllla yiyiyi" kicking a ball around wearing dress shoes in the middle of some kind of open market where they all sell rugs or brass pots.
Jun 25, 2014 5:17am
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Jun 25, 2014 10:12 AM
Tiernan;1629827 wrote:Thavoice nails it with his "cheap as fuck" observation. Any third world hell-hole can inflate a goat's bladder and then kick it around a dirt lot. I always love it when you see video of a bunch of Hajis dressed in their standard black pants and some kind of ugly ass print dress shirt screaming "yala y'all la yalllla yiyiyi" kicking a ball around wearing dress shoes in the middle of some kind of open market where they all sell rugs or brass pots.
Lol what the fuck?
Jun 25, 2014 10:12am
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Jun 25, 2014 11:41 AM
DeyDurkie5;1629876 wrote:Lol what the fuck?
Tiernan is this site's best when it comes to combining horrible logic-fails and casual racism.
Jun 25, 2014 11:41am
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Jun 25, 2014 12:07 PM
Tiernan;1629827 wrote:Thavoice nails it with his "cheap as fuck" observation. Any third world hell-hole can inflate a goat's bladder and then kick it around a dirt lot. I always love it when you see video of a bunch of Hajis dressed in their standard black pants and some kind of ugly ass print dress shirt screaming "yala y'all la yalllla yiyiyi" kicking a ball around wearing dress shoes in the middle of some kind of open market where they all sell rugs or brass pots.
Still plastered after a long night or did you get an early start?
Jun 25, 2014 12:07pm