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Jun 6, 2014 2:37 PM
This thread is for real sports fans that know Soccer should never be played by anyone older than 9 and aren't afraid to say so.

Call it "futbol" all you want Ricky Ricardo, you know it ain't don't you.
Jun 6, 2014 2:37pm
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Jun 6, 2014 5:34 PM
lol
Jun 6, 2014 5:34pm
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Jun 6, 2014 6:24 PM
Soccer sucks
Jun 6, 2014 6:24pm
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Jun 6, 2014 8:18 PM
JD must be tearnans Linus.
Jun 6, 2014 8:18pm
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Jun 7, 2014 8:50 AM
Guaranteed...if you played soccer in HS you told people the reason you'd never had a single date with a girl is because you were "dedicated" to your sport and needed to play on 2 travel teams, an indoor team and go to clinics. But those of us who played real sports knew it was because you were just a dweeb and probably wondered yourself if you might be gay.
Jun 7, 2014 8:50am
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Jun 7, 2014 8:51 AM
Tiernan;1623423 wrote:Guaranteed...if you played soccer in HS you told people the reason you'd never had a single date with a girl is because you were "dedicated" to your sport and needed to play on 2 travel teams, an indoor team and go to clinics. But those of us who played real sports knew it was because you were just a dweeb and probably wondered yourself if you might be gay.
Aren't you single?
Jun 7, 2014 8:51am
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Jun 7, 2014 1:57 PM
DeyDurkie5;1623424 wrote:Aren't you single?
Fuck...I wish! I have 3 wives in 3 different states I'm supporting. Lucky I'm loaded.
Jun 7, 2014 1:57pm
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Jun 7, 2014 2:00 PM
Durkie you strike me as the weird anti-social goth kid that was even below the Soccer / Field Hockey nerd strata. Amirite?
Jun 7, 2014 2:00pm
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Jun 7, 2014 2:22 PM
DeyDurkie5;1623424 wrote:Aren't you single?
He's married with kids. I know this because I saw his hot daughter getting gangbanged by the forwards of a local soccer team.
Jun 7, 2014 2:22pm
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Jun 7, 2014 2:44 PM
I always had you pegged as a Soccer nerd S&L, thanks for confirming. Anyone that doesn't know what the Mike LB is had to have been a grass faerie.
Jun 7, 2014 2:44pm
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Jun 7, 2014 2:47 PM
Tiernan;1623478 wrote:Durkie you strike me as the weird anti-social goth kid that was even below the Soccer / Field Hockey nerd strata. Amirite?
nailed it. Green Day was on repeat
Jun 7, 2014 2:47pm
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Jun 7, 2014 3:06 PM
Tiernan;1623490 wrote:I always had you pegged as a Soccer nerd S&L, thanks for confirming. Anyone that doesn't know what the Mike LB is had to have been a grass faerie.
Your daughter loves the mike LBs, they are always the most rough with her.
Jun 7, 2014 3:06pm
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Jun 7, 2014 7:13 PM
Jesus S&L that was a pathetic comeback...why didn't you just use "what you say is what you are" for all the thought that went into that weak shit. Christ Sparky I'm embarrassed for you...really sonny that was just pathetic, I expected more from you.
Jun 7, 2014 7:13pm
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Jun 7, 2014 9:57 PM
Tiernan;1623477 wrote:Fuck...I wish! I have 3 wives in 3 different states I'm supporting. Lucky I'm loaded.


Jun 7, 2014 9:57pm
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Jun 7, 2014 11:27 PM
The nut job Frankie Hedjuk says the USA can't beat Ghana...are you fkg kidding me? the USA can't beat Ghana!? The only thing the USA should ever lose to Ghana is boiling a white guy wearing a jungle hat in a large pot.
Jun 7, 2014 11:27pm
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Jun 8, 2014 2:20 PM
Tiernan;1623636 wrote:The nut job Frankie Hedjuk says the USA can't beat Ghana...are you fkg kidding me? the USA can't beat Ghana!? The only thing the USA should ever lose to Ghana is boiling a white guy wearing a jungle hat in a large pot.
Right? I mean the US would never lose to Ghana.

Never
Jun 8, 2014 2:20pm
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Jun 9, 2014 6:48 AM
Does Ghana wear loincloth and carry spears?
Jun 9, 2014 6:48am
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Jun 13, 2014 8:15 AM
Scores last night from the World Cup...

Brazil 3 / Croatia 1
Brazilian Police 14 / Protestors 0
Brazilian Drug Cartels $1.3B / ODs on São Paulo streets since last week 11
Jun 13, 2014 8:15am
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Jun 14, 2014 1:13 PM
Are any USA Americans watching this? Saw where some Euro Tulip Trash beat some Euro Spics.
Jun 14, 2014 1:13pm
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Jun 14, 2014 10:51 PM
ccrunner609;1626277 wrote:Soccer truly is dumb

1.. run around for 90 minutes and its a 0-0 or 1-0 game.
2. little 3 year old girls play it
3. Soccer in HS is overrated and most kids get made fun of (at least in my school the band and CC team makes fun of the soccer players)
4. Soccer is so unpopular as a major sport in the US that Subway has to use Pele for advertising because there aren't any famous soccer players that are from the US.
5. We cant find 11 players that can beat a 3rd world country team.
You could be as stupid as it gets.
Jun 14, 2014 10:51pm
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Jun 14, 2014 11:51 PM
S&L definitely played soccer in HS that's a given.
Jun 14, 2014 11:51pm
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Jun 15, 2014 2:36 AM
ccrunner609;1626277 wrote:Soccer truly is dumb

1.. run around for 90 minutes and its a 0-0 or 1-0 game.
2. little 3 year old girls play it
3. Soccer in HS is overrated and most kids get made fun of (at least in my school the band and CC team makes fun of the soccer players)
4. Soccer is so unpopular as a major sport in the US that Subway has to use Pele for advertising because there aren't any famous soccer players that are from the US.
5. We cant find 11 players that can beat a 3rd world country team.
Go teach kick ball.
Jun 15, 2014 2:36am
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Jun 15, 2014 2:56 AM
ccrunner609;1626277 wrote:Soccer truly is dumb

1.. run around for 90 minutes and its a 0-0 or 1-0 game.
2. little 3 year old girls play it
3. Soccer in HS is overrated and most kids get made fun of (at least in my school the band and CC team makes fun of the soccer players)
4. Soccer is so unpopular as a major sport in the US that Subway has to use Pele for advertising because there aren't any famous soccer players that are from the US.
5. We cant find 11 players that can beat a 3rd world country team.
Can't the same be said for cross country?
Jun 15, 2014 2:56am
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Jun 15, 2014 7:43 AM
ccrunner609;1626277 wrote:
3. Soccer in HS is overrated and most kids get made fun of (at least in my school the band and CC team makes fun of the soccer players)
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I'd venture to say that every single soccer player would kick the shit out of every single member of the band/CC team :cool:
Jun 15, 2014 7:43am
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Jun 15, 2014 8:16 AM
SportsAndLady;1626279 wrote:You could be as stupid as it gets.
His number 1 actually made me lol. At least there is shit happening in 0-0 and 1-0 soccer games. There isn't a "sport" on this planet more boring to watch than CC.
Jun 15, 2014 8:16am