Yoga Pants

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Iliketurtles
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Sep 18, 2014 8:19pm
Manhattan Buckeye;1655379 wrote:Be that as it may, it is very curious to me how many weird, single guys are posting here.
If I had to guess I'd probably say there are more married guys than not.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Sep 18, 2014 8:22pm
On the football forums, maybe, but on the general chatter forum...I don't think so.
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GOONx19
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Sep 18, 2014 8:58pm
Halfway married, suck a weiner.
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sportchampps
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Sep 18, 2014 8:59pm
I'm married as well
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Ironman92
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Sep 18, 2014 9:01pm
Married

Love yoga pants

High school volleyball shorts are ridiculous
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Laley23
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Sep 18, 2014 9:27pm
Manhattan Buckeye;1655362 wrote:You wouldn't care if I walked into a restaurant with your family wearing running tights with bulge showing? Hopefully you'd ask the manager to deal with it.

Yoga pants, and full butt crack showing aren't acceptable either.
No...why would I care? I would laugh my ass off at you and probably point and make jokes, but no, I wouldnt give a fuck and CERTAINLY wouldnt care enough to get a manager involved.
Manhattan Buckeye;1655374 wrote:Yeah, I'll take that as a compliment from you guys.

Serious question, although changing the subject, are any of you married?
Engaged.
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vball10set
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Sep 18, 2014 9:29pm
Married, like yoga pants, would also laugh at you wearing tights.
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pmoney25
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Sep 18, 2014 10:36pm
vball10set;1655425 wrote:Married, like yoga pants, would also laugh at you wearing tights.
This

Also my wife has a professional job with a pretty high position at a large company and I'm pretty sure they would give zero fucks if their employees wore yoga pants in public outside of work. Obviously at work it would not be considered professional and that's fine but at home or at the store, who cares.At my job, same thing.

As for you showing up in tights. I would at first laugh then not care. I certainly would not get the manager and since I am a good parent, it would have no effect on my kids either.
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sherm03
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Sep 18, 2014 11:51pm
Count me in the group of married guys that is fully on board with yoga pants.
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friendfromlowry
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Sep 19, 2014 1:09am
vball10set;1655425 wrote:Married, like yoga pants, would also laugh at you wearing tights.
This goes for me as well.
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rmolin73
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Sep 19, 2014 2:00am
Married, love yoga pants, and my wife was a college volleyball player:D

MB my family would mock you for your douchiness.
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like_that
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Sep 19, 2014 7:08am
MB looking like an idiot in another thread. What's new?
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ernest_t_bass
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Sep 19, 2014 7:24am
I'm married, and I love yoga pants as well. But married guys, how do you feel (honestly) if your wife were to walk out of the house with pants riding up her ass like the pic below. I mean, of course you can't control what she wears, but would it make you feel comfortable?

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vdubb96
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Sep 19, 2014 7:28am
As long as I knew I was smashing that when she got home, no worries! :)
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ernest_t_bass
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Sep 19, 2014 7:32am
vdubb96;1655494 wrote:As long as I knew I was smashing that when she got home, no worries! :)
I forgot to add: "We all know that very, very, very few of us have a wife that looks like that."
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ernest_t_bass
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Sep 19, 2014 7:34am
Most OC'ers wives or SO's probably look more along the lines of this:

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SportsAndLady
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Sep 19, 2014 8:02am
ernest_t_bass;1655493 wrote:I'm married, and I love yoga pants as well. But married guys, how do you feel (honestly) if your wife were to walk out of the house with pants riding up her ass like the pic below. I mean, of course you can't control what she wears, but would it make you feel comfortable?

If my wife has an ass like that I wouldn't give a fuck about anything
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rrfan
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Sep 19, 2014 8:58am
Married and my wife will wear them around the house (for me) but does not wear them out for you all...
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sleeper
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Sep 19, 2014 9:00am
Automatik;1655373 wrote:MB is officially the worst.
isadore????????
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Belly35
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Sep 19, 2014 9:06am
Jealousy is a weakness. If you have a hot wife and you get jealous you’re a weak individual with a self-confidence problem
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Automatik
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Sep 19, 2014 9:09am
Manhattan Buckeye;1655379 wrote:Be that as it may, it is very curious to me how many weird, single guys are posting here.

That question went well for you lol. Not married, not single and you're one of the weirdest mofos on here.
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GOONx19
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Sep 19, 2014 9:10am
Belly35;1655527 wrote:Jealousy is a weakness. If you have a hot wife and you get jealous you’re a weak individual with a self-confidence problem
This, surprisingly.
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Sep 19, 2014 9:53am
vdubb96;1655494 wrote:As long as I knew I was smashing that when she got home, no worries! :)
SportsAndLady;1655505 wrote:If my wife has an ass like that I wouldn't give a fuck about anything
These!
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pmoney25
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Sep 19, 2014 12:02pm
Belly35;1655527 wrote:Jealousy is a weakness. If you have a hot wife and you get jealous you’re a weak individual with a self-confidence problem
Belly speaks the truth
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Sep 19, 2014 12:09pm
Iliketurtles;1655380 wrote:If I had to guess I'd probably say there are more married guys than not.
Or in my case, previously married. Didn't work out, but put in 6-7 years under those shackles.