Hilarious fight video on an airplane

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Manhattan Buckeye
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Mar 5, 2014 4:49am
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d38_1393838656

Well, the subtitles are funny, the fight isn't - apparently it was a fight over seating arrangements. But once you get these guys going, they won't stop.
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believer
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Mar 5, 2014 5:23am
Where's the TSA when you need 'em? Oh that's right....this is Beijing. lol
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Tiernan
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Mar 5, 2014 10:17am
What's with all the slapping? I thought all these fuckers know Kung-fu.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Mar 5, 2014 10:21am
Tiernan;1587142 wrote:What's with all the slapping? I thought all these fuckers know Kung-fu.
They don't. I have seen so many videos of people getting into fights on trains, in lines at whatever function, and other public areas - no one tries to intervene and they won't stop even though they aren't accomplishing anything. In some way I think that is why the martial arts theater is as important in that culture as superhero fiction is important to ours. It is fantasy.
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Tiernan
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Mar 5, 2014 5:31pm
Uhhh Manhattan I wasn't serious...but thanks for the amateur psycho-assessment of the entire Chinese population...jeeesh and people call me a bigot smh.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Mar 6, 2014 3:56am
Tiernan;1587336 wrote:Uhhh Manhattan I wasn't serious...but thanks for the amateur psycho-assessment of the entire Chinese population...jeeesh and people call me a bigot smh.
I have a bit more experience with them. Nothing I stated was inaccurate. They are very passive-aggressive, and once the aggression hits, it is on.

Maybe Tiernan you should get a passport someday and leave your county.

-edit, I meant county, not country.
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Tiernan
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Mar 6, 2014 10:20am
I'm posting from Huaxi in the Xangzin Province of the PRC as we speak Mr. World Traveler.
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Mar 6, 2014 10:29am
I thought you said this was hilarious.

It isn't.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Mar 6, 2014 11:31am
It is pretty funny, unless you are the downer at a party.

Next time start punching up the U2's With or Without You to kill it. Anyone that has been anywhere east of Turkey would find this amusing, as it is real life. Jesus Ted, do you even have a passport?
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Mar 6, 2014 12:15pm
But it's not funny.

It's fucking stupid.
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like_that
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Mar 6, 2014 12:21pm
I will add another vote to "not funny." Can't wait for MB to tell us he is so much better than us because he lives in Japan and so much smarter than us because he finds this mediocre video (to the eyes of us peasants of course) to be funny.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Mar 6, 2014 12:40pm
like_that;1587572 wrote:I will add another vote to "not funny." Can't wait for MB to tell us he is so much better than us because he lives in Japan and so much smarter than us because he finds this mediocre video (to the eyes of us peasants of course) to be funny.
How dumb is someone to not be able to distinguish Japanese from Chinese? It isn't that difficult.
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Mar 6, 2014 12:45pm
Manhattan Buckeye;1587581 wrote:How dumb is someone to not be able to distinguish Japanese from Chinese? It isn't that difficult.
Oh stfu and go back to banging Thai ladyboys
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Mar 6, 2014 12:46pm
Feeding the trolls, this gorgeous woman is Japanese:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0452860/?ref_=tt_cl_t4

This gorgeous woman is Chinese:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0955471/?ref_=tt_cl_t3

Aside from being beautiful Asian women, they share no physical characteristics. It would be like comparing Amy Adams to Jennifer Lawrence. Attractive women no doubt, but obviously from different gene pools.
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Mar 6, 2014 1:04pm


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TedSheckler
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Mar 6, 2014 1:14pm
All Orientals look the same.
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LJ
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Mar 6, 2014 1:16pm
ALL ROOK SAME
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like_that
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Mar 6, 2014 1:23pm
Manhattan Buckeye;1587581 wrote:How dumb is someone to not be able to distinguish Japanese from Chinese? It isn't that difficult.
I know they are Chinese in the video, however I thought you lived in Japan. My bad if you don't. Regardless I stand by my comment (just change japan to china.), thanks.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Mar 6, 2014 1:59pm
TedSheckler;1587597 wrote:All Orientals look the same.
Similar, yes. Same, no. It is fairly easy to see the differences between Chinese and Japanese in the real world - obviously I posted links to models that have very American features.

And to address the critics, when you go Asian, you are hungry for more in an hour!
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Mar 6, 2014 2:20pm
I don't like any of them. The big cone hat they all wear when picking the rice is a huge turn-off.
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Tiernan
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Mar 6, 2014 7:44pm
^^^
...yeah but You gotta dig the trundled feet so they have to shuffle when they try to run away from your pervo ass.
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Mar 6, 2014 7:54pm
http://youtu.be/S06nIz4scvI


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rmolin73
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Mar 6, 2014 11:12pm
Another vote for not funny at all.
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Mar 6, 2014 11:17pm
I didn't even watch and it wasn't funny
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Mar 7, 2014 7:01am
I thought it was great.