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hasbeen

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Dec 30, 2009 9:35 PM
might bring some laughs

me: knock knock
: you: answer. oh hey
: me: hey
: you: hey this is my dad
: *firm handshake*
you: this is brett
dad: yeah i think ive seen you at a few tournaments
me: yeah I help out while im not saving children from abusive families and aids.
you: yeah he's a real helper
dad: so you're a coach?
me: not really. more of a volunteer. only when im home from school. i was an "official" coach after i graduated
dad: when did you graduate?
me: back in 07
dad: oh really, so how old are you?
me: 21..
*awkward silence*
me: how about the 80s eh?
you: looks puzzeled (thinks what were the 80s?)
dad: *stares at me*
me: i was actually only there for barely over a year, not a big deal.
you: well we should get going
dad: hold on just one second, what kinda car do you have?
me: 99 alero
dad: how long have you had your license?
me: since kait was in elementary i believe
dad: oh really...ever had any citations?
me: have never been caught sir
kait: we're going to be late dad!
dad: ever seen a 1911 pistol?
me: yeah
dad: if you see mine, you made a mistake. bring her home by 1045
me: but the movie doesn't start until 1020 and that's just the credits
dad: guess you'll just have to miss some of it.
me: got it. no problem at all.
*walk out door*
me: overall i think that went pretty well
you: SMH
/the end
Dec 30, 2009 9:35pm
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Dec 30, 2009 9:44 PM
Que?
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Dec 30, 2009 9:48 PM
Somehow knowing you I don't think this is a mock situation....
Dec 30, 2009 9:48pm
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2quik4u

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Dec 30, 2009 11:47 PM
the fuck?
Dec 30, 2009 11:47pm
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Dec 30, 2009 11:59 PM
^...is that a pic of Shawn Penn from the movie Mandango?
Dec 30, 2009 11:59pm
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Dec 31, 2009 12:09 AM
how old is this girl?
Dec 31, 2009 12:09am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Dec 31, 2009 12:59 AM
darbypitcher22 wrote: Somehow knowing you I don't think this is a mock situation....
lol. not exact quotes.
redfalcon wrote: how old is this girl?
she colors inside the lines.
Dec 31, 2009 12:59am
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Dec 31, 2009 1:04 AM
pnhasbeen wrote:
darbypitcher22 wrote: Somehow knowing you I don't think this is a mock situation....
lol. not exact quotes.
redfalcon wrote: how old is this girl?
she colors inside the lines.
I see this one of two ways. Either she is under 18, in which case why in the hell are you going out with her, or she is over 18, in which case why in the hell is the dad imposing a curfew like that and why in the hell is she going along with it. But by your response, I am assuming it is the first one.
Dec 31, 2009 1:04am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Dec 31, 2009 1:11 AM
redfalcon wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote:
darbypitcher22 wrote: Somehow knowing you I don't think this is a mock situation....
lol. not exact quotes.
redfalcon wrote: how old is this girl?
she colors inside the lines.
I see this one of two ways. Either she is under 18, in which case why in the hell are you going out with her, or she is over 18, in which case why in the hell is the dad imposing a curfew like that and why in the hell is she going along with it. But by your response, I am assuming it is the first one.
She turns 18 in I believe 63 hours or so lol. I've known her for a while. And all parents are different I guess. And I haven't 21 too long. 3ish years isn't big in my mind.
Dec 31, 2009 1:11am
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Dec 31, 2009 1:15 AM
So wait 63 hours. I take it she is in high school still?
Dec 31, 2009 1:15am
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Dec 31, 2009 1:20 AM
pnhasbeen wrote:
redfalcon wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote:
darbypitcher22 wrote: Somehow knowing you I don't think this is a mock situation....
lol. not exact quotes.
redfalcon wrote: how old is this girl?
she colors inside the lines.
I see this one of two ways. Either she is under 18, in which case why in the hell are you going out with her, or she is over 18, in which case why in the hell is the dad imposing a curfew like that and why in the hell is she going along with it. But by your response, I am assuming it is the first one.
She turns 18 in I believe 63 hours or so lol. I've known her for a while. And all parents are different I guess. And I haven't 21 too long. 3ish years isn't big in my mind.
There is a big difference between a 18 year old and 21 year old. There isn't a big difference between a 30 year old and 33 year old
Dec 31, 2009 1:20am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Dec 31, 2009 1:24 AM
redfalcon wrote: So wait 63 hours. I take it she is in high school still?
Lol. I ain't fuckin' her. Just hanging out fellas.
2quik4u wrote:

There is a big difference between a 18 year old and 21 year old. There isn't a big difference between a 30 year old and 33 year old
Wouldn't that be considered more a matter of opinion?
Dec 31, 2009 1:24am
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Dec 31, 2009 1:31 AM
pnhasbeen wrote:
redfalcon wrote: So wait 63 hours. I take it she is in high school still?
Lol. I ain't fuckin' her. Just hanging out fellas.
2quik4u wrote:

There is a big difference between a 18 year old and 21 year old. There isn't a big difference between a 30 year old and 33 year old

Wouldn't that be considered more a matter of opinion?
Sure but I bet a majority of people feel that way.
Dec 31, 2009 1:31am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Dec 31, 2009 1:33 AM
2quik4u wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote:
redfalcon wrote: So wait 63 hours. I take it she is in high school still?
Lol. I ain't fuckin' her. Just hanging out fellas.
2quik4u wrote:

There is a big difference between a 18 year old and 21 year old. There isn't a big difference between a 30 year old and 33 year old

Wouldn't that be considered more a matter of opinion?
Sure but I bet a majority of people feel that way.
I guess. You can turn it a lot of ways. I don't see a problem with hanging out with her. The scenario is exaggerated quite a bit. Her dad actually knows who I am prior; I coach her brother. I just like to make things more interesting when I type.
Dec 31, 2009 1:33am
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Dec 31, 2009 1:40 AM
Do what you gotta do
Dec 31, 2009 1:40am
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Dec 31, 2009 9:09 AM
redfalcon wrote:or she is over 18, in which case why in the hell is the dad imposing a curfew like that and why in the hell is she going along with it.

That ain't nothing unusual, I guess.

When I was 18 and out of high school, I still wasn't allowed to stay out after midnight. Not as long as I was living with my mom. Her house, her rules, and that's just the way it was.
Lots of parents out there like that.

BTW, I could get into enough trouble way before midnight back then, lol
Dec 31, 2009 9:09am
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Dec 31, 2009 9:18 AM
CenterBHSFan wrote:That ain't nothing unusual, I guess.

When I was 18 and out of high school, I still wasn't allowed to stay out after midnight. Not as long as I was living with my mom. Her house, her rules, and that's just the way it was.
Lots of parents out there like that.

BTW, I could get into enough trouble way before midnight back then, lol
While I was in college, I still had rules at home. The older I got, they became "expectations." I really had no argument for my parents until I finally cut myself (financially) loose. As long as you got parents paying for something, they're in control.
Dec 31, 2009 9:18am
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Dec 31, 2009 9:22 AM
So most people are ok with an senior in HS dating a freshmen (3 years) when its 17 to 14 or 18 to 15, but 21 to 18 is not ok?

Give me a break, 21 to 18 is fine and about the most I'd be "ok" with if I was the dad of the girl.

Of course, I'd threaten him within an inch of his live if he got her any alcohol.
Dec 31, 2009 9:22am
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Dec 31, 2009 9:43 AM
No way in hell is my still 17 year old high school daughter dating a 21 year old, nor would my 21 year old son date a 17 year old high school girl. Way too much difference at those ages.
Dec 31, 2009 9:43am
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Dec 31, 2009 9:48 AM
power i wrote: No way in hell is my still 17 year old high school daughter dating a 21 year old, nor would my 21 year old son date a 17 year old high school girl. Way too much difference at those ages.
Would your 14 year old freshmen be allowed to date a 17 year old senior?
Dec 31, 2009 9:48am
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Dec 31, 2009 9:50 AM
Nope.
Dec 31, 2009 9:50am
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Dec 31, 2009 12:01 PM
Just wait.... once that 63 hours is up he'll be droppin the poonhammer for sure
Dec 31, 2009 12:01pm
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Dec 31, 2009 2:58 PM
jmog wrote: So most people are ok with an senior in HS dating a freshmen (3 years) when its 17 to 14 or 18 to 15, but 21 to 18 is not ok?

Give me a break, 21 to 18 is fine and about the most I'd be "ok" with if I was the dad of the girl.

Of course, I'd threaten him within an inch of his live if he got her any alcohol.
One is in high school, the other in college big difference
Dec 31, 2009 2:58pm