might bring some laughs
me: knock knock
: you: answer. oh hey
: me: hey
: you: hey this is my dad
: *firm handshake*
you: this is brett
dad: yeah i think ive seen you at a few tournaments
me: yeah I help out while im not saving children from abusive families and aids.
you: yeah he's a real helper
dad: so you're a coach?
me: not really. more of a volunteer. only when im home from school. i was an "official" coach after i graduated
dad: when did you graduate?
me: back in 07
dad: oh really, so how old are you?
me: 21..
*awkward silence*
me: how about the 80s eh?
you: looks puzzeled (thinks what were the 80s?)
dad: *stares at me*
me: i was actually only there for barely over a year, not a big deal.
you: well we should get going
dad: hold on just one second, what kinda car do you have?
me: 99 alero
dad: how long have you had your license?
me: since kait was in elementary i believe
dad: oh really...ever had any citations?
me: have never been caught sir
kait: we're going to be late dad!
dad: ever seen a 1911 pistol?
me: yeah
dad: if you see mine, you made a mistake. bring her home by 1045
me: but the movie doesn't start until 1020 and that's just the credits
dad: guess you'll just have to miss some of it.
me: got it. no problem at all.
*walk out door*
me: overall i think that went pretty well
you: SMH
/the end
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