sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Feb 6, 2014 2:13pm
It's all made up anyway. Who cares if you give that answer or talk about magic pixie dust killing kids in Africa and god hasn't solved it yet? Both have the same amount of credibility and evidence supporting the conclusion.thavoice;1577268 wrote:Hey hey now. I am just giving you the standard answer religon gives when the subject such as that is brought up. My own personal thoughts on this response is that He gives people free will to do as they please, and those who follow His teachings and follow God's word will be rewarded with entrance into the kingdom of heaven forever, and the rest will perish in hell, or Cleveland.
With that said, I also believe the old saying that you dont bring up politics and religon because neither side will either back down nor will they listen to the other side and the whole argument will just continue on and on.
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fish82
Posts: 4,111
Feb 6, 2014 2:19pm
I could literally sit here all day and watch sleeper rage on religion.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Feb 6, 2014 2:47pm
This is partially incorrect. I have no evidence of pixies, but I can prove conclusively the existence of Dust. And dust is what God created Adam with.sleeper;1577273 wrote:It's all made up anyway. Who cares if you give that answer or talk about magic pixie dust killing kids in Africa and god hasn't solved it yet? Both have the same amount of credibility and evidence supporting the conclusion.
Therefore God exists. Because Bible.
xKoToVxSyNdRoMe
Posts: 1,054
Feb 6, 2014 3:37pm
Came here to watch sleeper flip out over something he doesn't care about. Was not disappointed. 10/10 would read again.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Feb 6, 2014 3:40pm
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Feb 6, 2014 4:05pm
I wonder if I crush sleeper chest in like a spoon if at some point he will say Oh God help me?
This is not a question for the Sheep week 6
This is not a question for the Sheep week 6
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Feb 6, 2014 4:33pm
He would probably hollar allah akbar.Belly35;1577307 wrote:I wonder if I crush sleeper chest in like a spoon if at some point he will say Oh God help me?
This is not a question for the Sheep week 6
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Feb 6, 2014 4:44pm
Now, is that a christian thing to do, Belly?Belly35;1577307 wrote:I wonder if I crush sleeper chest in like a spoon if at some point he will say Oh God help me?
This is not a question for the Sheep week 6
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Feb 6, 2014 4:55pm
I'm a Christian not a Saint .. I'm still a work in progressHeretic;1577321 wrote:Now, is that a christian thing to do, Belly?
GoPens
Posts: 2,339
Feb 6, 2014 5:24pm
Zombie Apocalypse.Raw Dawgin' it;1577157 wrote:Everything is not possible. When you die, you can't be resurrected.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Feb 6, 2014 5:28pm
The real queston is "did Jesus ride Dinasaurs?"Belly35;1577307 wrote:I wonder if I crush sleeper chest in like a spoon if at some point he will say Oh God help me?
This is not a question for the Sheep week 6
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Feb 6, 2014 8:05pm
sleeper;1577239 wrote:Actually he clearly does need help. All his power and might and children are still getting raped and killed in Africa. Why does your god support and condone these activities?
Man does these things. They don't, however, do them to the eternal soul of those individuals you mentioned. What God does for those souls is give them eternal bliss.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Feb 6, 2014 10:09pm
If David Blaine was alive 2000 years ago no one would be talking about Jesus, they'd be talking about Blaine's "miracles".
And as dumb as that sentence sounds, it's 100% correct.
"He turned water to wine".. yea well David Blaine can "levitate" OMFG
And as dumb as that sentence sounds, it's 100% correct.
"He turned water to wine".. yea well David Blaine can "levitate" OMFG
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Feb 6, 2014 10:14pm
The entire concept of religion is just silly IMO. The same people who preach the bible dismiss fairy tales as ridiculous fables. If Mary was a virgin who was impregnated, why is it so implausible to think that Jack never climbed a giant beanstalk?
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Feb 7, 2014 7:06am
The Browns would have won a SB by now if god existed.
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Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Feb 7, 2014 7:15am
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Feb 7, 2014 3:31pm
No surprise a religious man would turn to violence instead of handling things like an adult. See 9/11 for how religion ruins the world.Belly35;1577307 wrote:I wonder if I crush sleeper chest in like a spoon if at some point he will say Oh God help me?
This is not a question for the Sheep week 6
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Feb 7, 2014 4:16pm
sleeper;1577659 wrote:No surprise a religious man would turn to violence instead of handling things like an adult. See 9/11 for how religion ruins the world.
I've never turn to violence it's away been there some just learn about it the hard way. The Lord working on this. What happens to you will not change the world you'll not that important...
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Feb 7, 2014 5:23pm
Lovejoy1984
Posts: 5,277
Feb 7, 2014 5:56pm
Belly35;1577680 wrote:I've never turn to violence it's away been there some just learn about it the hard way. The Lord working on this. What happens to you will not change the world you'll not that important...
