Why did the chicken cross the road?

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DeyDurkie5

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Jan 19, 2014 7:49 PM
Please answer this question as if you were someone from the chatter. I'll start..

cuz obama

/belly'd
Jan 19, 2014 7:49pm
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BRF

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Jan 19, 2014 7:52 PM
Because it heard the ref was blowing fowls.

/1_beast
Jan 19, 2014 7:52pm
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BRF

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Jan 19, 2014 7:55 PM
Because it didn't want posts deleted and has its free speech rights on the first time.

/ccrunner69
Jan 19, 2014 7:55pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Jan 19, 2014 7:57 PM
I would've never put the chicken in the position to cross the road. That's poor planning

/conalm'ed
Jan 19, 2014 7:57pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Jan 19, 2014 7:58 PM
I'll fuck that chicken before he crosses the road

/snotbubble'd
Jan 19, 2014 7:58pm
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Jan 19, 2014 8:05 PM
To get the oriental chick,


MB'd
Jan 19, 2014 8:05pm
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friendfromlowry

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Jan 19, 2014 8:06 PM
ccrunner609;1569201 wrote:poor road conditions.

/Said Aouita
Lol'd. Or:
Because people are poor drivers and WHIOTV has ugly meteorologists now
/Said
Jan 19, 2014 8:06pm
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like_that

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Jan 19, 2014 8:08 PM
Because he wanted to get to the other side.

/con_alma

(insert chicken crossing road gif)

/etb


Because he was sick of the city.

/justin
Jan 19, 2014 8:08pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Jan 19, 2014 8:11 PM
That chicken was first team all pwnz, LOLfail on chicken for crossing

/commander'd
Jan 19, 2014 8:11pm
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Brudda o da bomber

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Jan 19, 2014 8:12 PM
To get away from gumint regulations, high taxes, obama care, socialism, and Bengazi.

\politicle forum.
Jan 19, 2014 8:12pm
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Ironman92

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Jan 19, 2014 8:20 PM
Because it clearly needed to get to the other side and after careful calculations determined that going directly across the road, despite maneuvering all the traffic was indeed the simplistic way to get there.

/mhs95'd
Jan 19, 2014 8:20pm
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like_that

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Jan 19, 2014 8:32 PM
Jeff Triplette should have thrown a flag on the chicken.

/ironman
Jan 19, 2014 8:32pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Jan 19, 2014 8:34 PM
because detroit is a super bowl contender

/classyposter'd
Jan 19, 2014 8:34pm
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TedSheckler

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Jan 19, 2014 8:43 PM
I don't own a chicken. Hope that helps.

/dlazz'd
Jan 19, 2014 8:43pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 19, 2014 9:02 PM
I don't have to answer the question, little guy.

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Jan 19, 2014 9:02pm
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BRF

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Jan 19, 2014 9:03 PM
Because it wants to be in the Sheep League.

/Ohiobucks1
Jan 19, 2014 9:03pm
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said_aouita

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Jan 19, 2014 9:03 PM
Your mom.
Jan 19, 2014 9:03pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 19, 2014 9:03 PM
The duck already crossed, and the chicken was going for 2nd place.

/like that'd
Jan 19, 2014 9:03pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 19, 2014 9:05 PM
like_that;1569207 wrote:(insert chicken crossing road gif)

/etb
Lol'd
Jan 19, 2014 9:05pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 19, 2014 9:05 PM
Fucking phaggot

/durk'd
Jan 19, 2014 9:05pm
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Curly J

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Jan 19, 2014 9:06 PM
Because he was Drunj on Keystone.

/ETB'd
Jan 19, 2014 9:06pm
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Curly J

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Jan 19, 2014 9:35 PM
He was going to my McDonald's franchise.

/Sleeper'd
Jan 19, 2014 9:35pm
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Curly J

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Jan 19, 2014 9:40 PM
Because the Mods in this forum suck!!!

/McBurg'd
Jan 19, 2014 9:40pm
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WebFire

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Jan 19, 2014 9:44 PM
I know everything there is to know about chickens, and crossing roads.

/LJ'd
Jan 19, 2014 9:44pm
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gut

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Jan 19, 2014 9:47 PM
anything to get out of Cleveland

/Sleeper'd
Jan 19, 2014 9:47pm