Never dip your pen in the company's ink.

Never take a man's last beer.

It's none of your business what other people think of you.

Turn off the TV once in awhile.

When you're mad, take a walk.

It's the third martini that is the kiss of death.

You can get your appetite anywhere; just make sure you eat at home.

It's better to have lobsters on the piano than crabs on the organ.

Dr Winston O'Boogie;1567787 wrote:It's none of your business what other people think of you.

This is a very good one.