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sleeper

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Jan 16, 2014 12:20 PM
like_that;1567840 wrote:You are working too hard if that's what it takes for you in DC.
Well I don't sleep with trolls or women not on birth control so that takes away a significant amount of opportunities. I've found most women that I'd consider sleeping with value only financial security in their partner or a prestigious job title. Is there anything more sexy than "Consultant"?
Jan 16, 2014 12:20pm
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Jan 16, 2014 3:42 PM
sleeper;1567849 wrote:Well I don't sleep with trolls or women not on birth control so that takes away a significant amount of opportunities. I've found most women that I'd consider sleeping with value only financial security in their partner or a prestigious job title. Is there anything more sexy than "Consultant"?
Yeah... I'd say a pro athlete would be #1.

As for me there really isn't anything I regret buying I normally don't make large purchases often and if I do if only when I truely need it. Only thing I've bought recently that I didn't need was a Super Nintendo.
Jan 16, 2014 3:42pm
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Jan 16, 2014 4:21 PM
DC got the easy slores?
Jan 16, 2014 4:21pm
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Jan 16, 2014 4:32 PM
Automatik;1567991 wrote:DC got the easy slores?
No easier than anywhere else if you have money.
Jan 16, 2014 4:32pm
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Jan 16, 2014 5:49 PM
Automatik;1567991 wrote:DC got the easy slores?
The women out number the men significantly. If you are somewhat intelligent (or at least pretend to be) you can definitely clean up.
Jan 16, 2014 5:49pm
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Jan 16, 2014 6:29 PM
sleeper;1567849 wrote: Is there anything more sexy than "Consultant"?
Yes, billionaire.
Jan 16, 2014 6:29pm
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Jan 17, 2014 6:26 AM
like_that;1568010 wrote:The women out number the men significantly. If you are somewhat intelligent (or at least pretend to be) you can definitely clean up.
This is true. However the problem is the tail isn't as sexy. You get a lot of the successful intelligent type women who are more interested in changing the world mostly because they aren't very attractive. On the flip side, there are a decent chunk of successful intelligent women(let's be honest here, the only ones I'd bother with) that are damn sexy but mostly all they care about is status/money.
Jan 17, 2014 6:26am
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Jan 17, 2014 6:26 AM
vball10set;1568018 wrote:Yes, billionaire.
Soon.
Jan 17, 2014 6:26am
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Jan 17, 2014 6:36 AM
sleeper;1568172 wrote:This is true. However the problem is the tail isn't as sexy. You get a lot of the successful intelligent type women who are more interested in changing the world mostly because they aren't very attractive. On the flip side, there are a decent chunk of successful intelligent women(let's be honest here, the only ones I'd bother with) that are damn sexy but mostly all they care about is status/money.
One night stands don't have the highest of standards.
Jan 17, 2014 6:36am
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Jan 17, 2014 6:41 AM
My experience in DC is that there is a a large volume of opportunity for a "relationship" with women from all over the world.....much more so than most other big cities.
Jan 17, 2014 6:41am
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Jan 17, 2014 10:59 AM
ernest_t_bass;1568174 wrote:One night stands don't have the highest of standards.
I've actually never had a one night stand. It's policy to never sleep with a woman at the first meeting because I don't know enough about her to make a decision on whether she is good enough for me. I refuse to wear condoms as well so I have to find out first if she's on the pill. And for STDs women who sleep with guys at the first meeting are much more likely to have something and therefore price themselves out of ever having a chance with me anyways.
Jan 17, 2014 10:59am
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Jan 17, 2014 11:00 AM
Con_Alma;1568175 wrote:My experience in DC is that there is a a large volume of opportunity for a "relationship" with women from all over the world.....much more so than most other big cities.
Very true.
Jan 17, 2014 11:00am
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Jan 17, 2014 11:34 AM
sleeper;1568256 wrote:I've actually never had a one night stand. It's policy to never sleep with a woman at the first meeting because I don't know enough about her to make a decision on whether she is good enough for me. I refuse to wear condoms as well so I have to find out first if she's on the pill. And for STDs women who sleep with guys at the first meeting are much more likely to have something and therefore price themselves out of ever having a chance with me anyways.
TIL sleeper is full of diseases.
Jan 17, 2014 11:34am
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Jan 17, 2014 11:46 AM
I Wear Pants;1568272 wrote:TIL sleeper is full of diseases.
Never had an STD. I was just tested last month because this girl wanted to see a clean report from my doctor because I told her how many girls I slept with and she thought the same thing.

Plus, only gay people get STDs.
Jan 17, 2014 11:46am
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Jan 17, 2014 11:55 AM
sleeper;1568290 wrote:Never had an STD. I was just tested last month because this girl wanted to see a clean report from my doctor because I told her how many girls I slept with and she thought the same thing.

Plus, only gay people get STDs.
The report just came out that two STDs jumped up 10%+ in men and they contribute it to man on man buttsex.....

Am thinking if a girl wants to see a clean report before giving it up....she better be damned sexy to go through all that shit!
Jan 17, 2014 11:55am
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Jan 17, 2014 11:58 AM
sleeper;1568290 wrote:Never had an STD. I was just tested last month because this girl wanted to see a clean report from my doctor because I told her how many girls I slept with and she thought the same thing.

Plus, only gay people get STDs.
Jan 17, 2014 11:58am
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Jan 17, 2014 11:59 AM
thavoice;1568303 wrote:The report just came out that two STDs jumped up 10%+ in men and they contribute it to man on man buttsex.....

Am thinking if a girl wants to see a clean report before giving it up....she better be damned sexy to go through all that shit!
She is. She's an attorney down here and we still hook up from time to time.
Jan 17, 2014 11:59am
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Jan 17, 2014 12:13 PM
sleeper;1568172 wrote:This is true. However the problem is the tail isn't as sexy. You get a lot of the successful intelligent type women who are more interested in changing the world mostly because they aren't very attractive. On the flip side, there are a decent chunk of successful intelligent women(let's be honest here, the only ones I'd bother with) that are damn sexy but mostly all they care about is status/money.
Well that's because you to to sign of the whale LOL. Go to an actual real bar and you can pick up a girl that is smart, sexy and independent. The key is to not sound like a key dumbass or douche and you have a good shot.
Jan 17, 2014 12:13pm
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Jan 17, 2014 12:28 PM
like_that;1568326 wrote:Well that's because you to to sign of the whale LOL. Go to an actual real bar and you can pick up a girl that is smart, sexy and independent. The key is to not sound like a key dumbass or douche and you have a good shot.
Not sure sleepers capable of not sounding like a douche, after reading this thread.
Jan 17, 2014 12:28pm
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Jan 17, 2014 12:29 PM
like_that;1568326 wrote:Well that's because you to to sign of the whale LOL. Go to an actual real bar and you can pick up a girl that is smart, sexy and independent. The key is to not sound like a key dumbass or douche and you have a good shot.
I get plenty of women and I'll never go to that place ever again.
Jan 17, 2014 12:29pm
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Jan 17, 2014 12:36 PM
like_that;1568326 wrote:Well that's because you to to sign of the whale LOL. Go to an actual real bar and you can pick up a girl that is smart, sexy and independent. The key is to not sound like a key dumbass or douche and you have a good shot.
More like Sign of the Faile amirite?

Seriously though, that bar was pathetic.
Jan 17, 2014 12:36pm
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Jan 17, 2014 12:39 PM
sleeper;1568341 wrote:and I'll never go to that place ever again.
Well that's a step in the right direction.
Jan 17, 2014 12:39pm
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Jan 17, 2014 1:00 PM
sleeper;1567820 wrote:I don't buy anything unless its a instrument designed to make myself more money or if it allows me to easily get into the pants of women. I've found out it only takes about $30(about 3 drinks in DC) to accomplish this. Honestly, I could probably just show them my bank account and it would accomplish the same thing.
Okay, Barney Stinson.
Jan 17, 2014 1:00pm
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Jan 18, 2014 1:01 AM
Tiernan;1567230 wrote:A $25 Entertainment book for quality restaurants, events and things to do in Northeast Ohio. It only had 3 coupons.
you would complain about regretting spending $25.



"Loaded"
Jan 18, 2014 1:01am