Don't clench your buttcheeks during a routine traffic stop in New Mexico...

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justincredible
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Nov 5, 2013 3:13pm
It's apparently probably cause that you're hiding narcotics in your rectum and you will be repeatedly raped by agents of the State. The War on Drugs in action.

http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3209305.shtml?cat=500#.UnlS5GQgZ8P
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I Wear Pants
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Nov 5, 2013 3:23pm
If that's what occurred those officers deserve to be in prison and the doctors should have their licenses revoked.
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ernest_t_bass
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Nov 5, 2013 3:25pm
I hope he wins millions. This is absurd. God, I fucking LOATHE everything that our government stands for.
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justincredible
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Nov 5, 2013 3:29pm
ernest_t_bass;1529998 wrote:I hope he wins millions.
The problem with this is that the tax payers will be picking up the bill.
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cat_lover
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Nov 5, 2013 3:39pm
At least he got a free colonoscopy. those things aren't cheap.
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justincredible
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Nov 5, 2013 3:41pm
cat_lover;1530005 wrote:At least he got a free colonoscopy. those things aren't cheap.
Watch the video. The hospital has billed him and they are threatening to take him to collections if he doesn't pay up. They want the man to pay for his own rape.
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cat_lover
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Nov 5, 2013 3:44pm
Well in that case, I have he wins his lawsuit.
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sleeper
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Nov 5, 2013 3:59pm
I hope he wins the lawsuit.
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#1DBag
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Nov 5, 2013 5:22pm
In N Out skipped over New Mexico because they're assholes.
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Devils Advocate
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Nov 5, 2013 5:49pm
Moral to the story: Stop at the stop sign or be prepaed for a shitty ending.
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Tiernan
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Nov 5, 2013 5:49pm
The one doctor sure seemed to be enjoying his work with the repetitive anal probes. This guy shouldn't get shit IMO.
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Nov 5, 2013 6:03pm
Those police and doctors better lose their jobs over this, plus this guy is going to get a multimillion dollar payout. War on drugs my ass, it's all about control.
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Nov 5, 2013 6:16pm
So, from reading the story...

Dude appears to have cheeks clinched after routine traffic stop, so the pigs get a search warrant for a full body search. Because that's, like, totally logical.

The place that agrees to do this is outside of their jurisdiction and a good chunk of what happened was outside of the time limit imposed by the warrant.

And apparently a lot of people involved had total ass fetishes, as they apparently decided that simply finding nothing wasn't good enough, because they repeatedly probed and gave enemas to the dude well past any standards for anything other than anal torture.


This is the sort of thing where I'd be in favor of going well beyond the simple "should be fired and prosecuted" stuff. More like the sort of torture that went out of style in medieval times to make them serve as an example to others not to be using their perceived authority to pull any sort of bullshit like this.
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Nov 5, 2013 6:17pm
justincredible;1530006 wrote:Watch the video. The hospital has billed him and they are threatening to take him to collections if he doesn't pay up.
Makes no sense at all why the police/state wouldn't be paying for the search, especially if it was negative.

That's like having the FBI illegally raid your home, find nothing, and then bill you for the manhours they wasted.
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Nov 5, 2013 6:42pm
I'm sorry but if that was me I would be jailed, because I would be throwing punches. It's amazing how "the land of the free" has it's rights violated on a daily basis.
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Nov 5, 2013 7:05pm
cat_lover;1530005 wrote:At least he got a free colonoscopy. those things aren't cheap.
I hear ya!
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Nov 5, 2013 10:16pm
Judge who signed off on the warrant should be disbarred. Cops should all be charged with sex crimes and civil rights violations, and doctors should lose their licenses.

0% of that will happen.
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justincredible
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Nov 5, 2013 11:19pm
Mulva;1530172 wrote:Judge who signed off on the warrant should be disbarred. Cops should all be charged with sex crimes and civil rights violations, and doctors should lose their licenses.

0% of that will happen.
The doctors should also be charged with sex crimes. And I agree that the judge should be disbarred.
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Nov 5, 2013 11:23pm
5% his fault.
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Nov 6, 2013 12:01am
Mulva;1530172 wrote:Judge who signed off on the warrant should be disbarred. Cops should all be charged with sex crimes and civil rights violations, and doctors should lose their licenses.

0% of that will happen.
justincredible;1530195 wrote:The doctors should also be charged with sex crimes. And I agree that the judge should be disbarred.
Unfortunately judges usually arent accountable.
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Nov 6, 2013 12:47am
Ender...
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Nov 7, 2013 6:35am
justincredible;1530006 wrote:Watch the video. The hospital has billed him and they are threatening to take him to collections if he doesn't pay up. They want the man to pay for his own rape.
This has gone viral...I'm pretty sure this guy will be ok. I'm not so certain that the authorities will be properly dealt with.
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Nov 7, 2013 9:37am
This just goes to the extent that police can say certain things or phrases for probable cause to start taking away our freedom.

It reminds me of all the "furtive movements" that are reported to give probable cause for stop and frisks and how much more often non-white individuals happen to move furtively.

It's kind of a joke how easy it is for cops to violate our rights if they utter some magic words.
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justincredible
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Nov 7, 2013 9:54am
This apparently isn't the first time these assholes have raped a guy.

http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3210356.shtml?cat=500#.UnqAi2QgZ8P
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Nov 7, 2013 9:55am
Manhattan Buckeye;1531015 wrote:This has gone viral...I'm pretty sure this guy will be ok. I'm not so certain that the authorities will be properly dealt with.
I agree that he doesn't have to worry about paying. I'm not so sure I agree that these pricks won't be dealt with.