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Oct 31, 2013 9:44 AM
LJ;1526451 wrote:I hate all that stuff. Indie music, fashion of any sort, alternative lifestyles, and Urban living.
The only thing I have from that list is independent political views. I do live in the city but I hate it.
Oct 31, 2013 9:44am
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MontyBrunswick

Oct 31, 2013 9:50 AM
justincredible;1526455 wrote:The only thing I have from that list is independent political views. I do live in the city but I hate it.
You want to move to nowhere and live off the land. In today's day and age, that's an alternative view on life.

Hipster.
Oct 31, 2013 9:50am
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Oct 31, 2013 9:57 AM







At least they drink decent beer.
Oct 31, 2013 9:57am
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Oct 31, 2013 10:12 AM
dlazz;1526459 wrote:You want to move to nowhere and live off the land. In today's day and age, that's an alternative view on life.

Hipster.
Gotta agree with this
Oct 31, 2013 10:12am
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Oct 31, 2013 10:29 AM
dlazz;1526459 wrote:You want to move to nowhere and live off the land. In today's day and age, that's an alternative view on life.

Hipster.
SportsAndLady;1526470 wrote:Gotta agree with this
Okay.
Oct 31, 2013 10:29am
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Oct 31, 2013 10:36 AM
said_aouita;1526462 wrote:At least they drink decent beer.
questionable
Oct 31, 2013 10:36am
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Oct 31, 2013 10:37 AM
This thread, shorter:

When I'm really feeling down on my pathetic life, I find it a perfect time to claim publicly that I hate someone I don't know, for reasons I don't really understand. Always makes me feel better!

And for the record, I'm not a hipster. The only people I hate are people who are worried enough to start a thread about things like how much extra leg room a dude has in his jeans. Think about that for one quick second...you've had conscious thoughts about how you don't like someone because they don't have as much room for their dick to swing in their pants as you do, and that legitimately aggravates you. How sad is that?
Oct 31, 2013 10:37am
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MontyBrunswick

Oct 31, 2013 10:37 AM
justincredible;1526481 wrote:Okay.
Truth hurts brah
Oct 31, 2013 10:37am
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Oct 31, 2013 10:39 AM
Me?;1526492 wrote:This thread, shorter:

When I'm really feeling down on my pathetic life, I find it a perfect time to claim publicly that I hate someone I don't know, for reasons I don't really understand. Always makes me feel better!

And for the record, I'm not a hipster. The only people I hate are people who are worried enough to start a thread about things like how much extra leg room a dude has in his jeans. Think about that for one quick second...you've had conscious thoughts about how you don't like someone because they don't have as much room for their dick to swing in their pants as you do, and that legitimately aggravates you. How sad is that?
I do agree with this.
Oct 31, 2013 10:39am
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Oct 31, 2013 10:39 AM
dlazz;1526493 wrote:Truth hurts brah
Not even a little.
Oct 31, 2013 10:39am
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MontyBrunswick

Oct 31, 2013 10:42 AM
Me?;1526492 wrote:you've had conscious thoughts about how you don't like someone because they don't have as much room for their dick to swing in their pants as you do, and that legitimately aggravates you.
I can't wear skinny jeans because I'd be showing a huge bulge and it would be distracting to all of the hunnies. I already have enough trouble with that due to the Elantra/cat
Oct 31, 2013 10:42am
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Oct 31, 2013 10:47 AM
dlazz;1526497 wrote:I can't wear skinny jeans because I'd be showing a huge bulge and it would be distracting to all of the hunnies. I already have enough trouble with that due to the Elantra/cat
You can solve that by taking the socks outta your pants.
Oct 31, 2013 10:47am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:03 AM
Me?;1526492 wrote:This thread, shorter:

When I'm really feeling down on my pathetic life, I find it a perfect time to claim publicly that I hate someone I don't know, for reasons I don't really understand. Always makes me feel better!

And for the record, I'm not a hipster. The only people I hate are people who are worried enough to start a thread about things like how much extra leg room a dude has in his jeans. Think about that for one quick second...you've had conscious thoughts about how you don't like someone because they don't have as much room for their dick to swing in their pants as you do, and that legitimately aggravates you. How sad is that?
It's more than just the jeans. And what's the point of a message forum if we can't post things on our minds? I don't think anyone is aggravated moreso just making a statement about a particular fad that is stupid.

And why do you think I'm feeling down on my life? I don't drive a Hyundai and I don't have a cat.
Oct 31, 2013 11:03am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:05 AM
I think it's pretty obvious dlazz is a hipster. Beard? Check. Cat? Check. Socially awkward loner? Check.

He's either a hipster or the next person to shoot up a crowded building.
Oct 31, 2013 11:05am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:07 AM
justincredible;1526520 wrote:I think it's pretty obvious dlazz is a hipster. Beard? Check. Cat? Check. Socially awkward loner? Check.

He's either a hipster or the next person to shoot up a crowded building.
I thought about dlazz as a hipster as well. I think he may be one to be honest.
Oct 31, 2013 11:07am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:10 AM
First three words in the thread are "I hate hipsters"...would seem to go beyond making a statement about a fad that you think is stupid. What is wrong with Hyundais and cats? What's with the ridiculous desire to classify groups of people and throw shit on them? In my experience, people who continually do that typically are down on their own life. For instance, I carry a gun, have 2 cats, drive a Duramax, have a beard, don't wear baggy jeans and I really enjoy Dos Equis and Stella. I'm interested in knowing how you classify me, and why you hate me?
Oct 31, 2013 11:10am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:11 AM
I don't classify you nor hate you. I don't know you.
Oct 31, 2013 11:11am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:13 AM
Con_Alma;1526530 wrote:I don't classify you nor hate you. I don't know you.
I like you.
Oct 31, 2013 11:13am
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MontyBrunswick

Oct 31, 2013 11:17 AM
SportsAndLady;1526525 wrote:I thought about dlazz as a hipster as well. I think he may be one to be honest.
I'm not interesting enough to be a hipster.
Oct 31, 2013 11:17am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:19 AM
justincredible;1526520 wrote:I think it's pretty obvious dlazz is a hipster. Beard? Check. Cat? Check. Socially awkward loner? Check.

He's either a hipster or the next person to shoot up a crowded building.
He doesn't drink craft beer, because of acid reflux. I DO bet, however, that he is a high quality water aficionado.
Oct 31, 2013 11:19am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:28 AM
Me?;1526527 wrote:First three words in the thread are "I hate hipsters"...would seem to go beyond making a statement about a fad that you think is stupid. What is wrong with Hyundais and cats? What's with the ridiculous desire to classify groups of people and throw shit on them? In my experience, people who continually do that typically are down on their own life. For instance, I carry a gun, have 2 cats, drive a Duramax, have a beard, don't wear baggy jeans and I really enjoy Dos Equis and Stella. I'm interested in knowing how you classify me, and why you hate me?
Lol you took 3 words and turned it into me having some deep rooted, high passionate desire of hatred for hipsters. It was just a thread starter comment to get this thread going.

I don't know what to classify you as, as I really don't give a fuck. But I could probably make a case that you're a hipster going off of how pissed off you got that I started a hate thread about hipsters.
Oct 31, 2013 11:28am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:29 AM
SportsAndLady;1526578 wrote:Lol you took 3 words and turned it into me having some deep rooted, high passionate desire of hatred for hipsters. It was just a thread starter comment to get this thread going.

I don't know what to classify you as, as I really don't give a fuck. But I could probably make a case that you're a hipster going off of how pissed off you got that I started a hate thread about hipsters.
You're a hipster because you live in Chicago and probably go to brunch on a weekly basis.
Oct 31, 2013 11:29am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:30 AM
justincredible;1526581 wrote:You're a hipster because you live in Chicago and probably go to brunch on a weekly basis.

What the fuck is brunch, exactly?
Oct 31, 2013 11:30am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:31 AM
LJ;1526583 wrote:What the fuck is brunch, exactly?
A mixture of breakfast and lunch. Hmm, surprised you didn't know that.
Oct 31, 2013 11:31am
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Oct 31, 2013 11:31 AM
Breakfast or lunch, and booze....preferably unlimited booze.
Oct 31, 2013 11:31am