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Sonofanump
Oct 20, 2013 1:20am
http://deadspin.com/the-great-american-menu-foods-of-the-states-ranked-an-1349137024
I agree. Shit is nasty.
I agree. Shit is nasty.

se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Oct 20, 2013 2:36am
Terrible article, but I'll give ya a break, assuming you were drunk at 1:20am when you posted this.

Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
Oct 20, 2013 4:23am
it's awful
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Oct 20, 2013 5:25am
Author loses credibility with Chicago deep dish pizza as number one. Deep dish sucks, too doughy and never gets cooked properly.

believer
Posts: 8,153
Oct 20, 2013 7:59am
Correct. For someone who had a hard-on against the evils of Cincinnati-style chili, it's interesting that the author puts Chicago deep dish pizza at the top of his list even though it's basically the same type of pasty goo as Skyline chili.Manhattan Buckeye;1520508 wrote:Author loses credibility with Chicago deep dish pizza as number one. Deep dish sucks, too doughy and never gets cooked properly.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Oct 20, 2013 8:11am
^^^
This was the cause of many altercations (some nearly physical) back in college. We had two guys from Chicagoland that swore by Chicago "pizza" - the rest of us just swore at it.
It isn't pizza, it is a casserole. And for the most part it is an undone casserole. Back in the day I could eat and drink stuff that would make a billy goat puke, but the first time I tried Chicago "pizza" I got indigestion because the dough wasn't cooked. It was like a party in my mouth and everyone was throwing up cheese, tomato sauce and uncooked meat in it.
This was the cause of many altercations (some nearly physical) back in college. We had two guys from Chicagoland that swore by Chicago "pizza" - the rest of us just swore at it.
It isn't pizza, it is a casserole. And for the most part it is an undone casserole. Back in the day I could eat and drink stuff that would make a billy goat puke, but the first time I tried Chicago "pizza" I got indigestion because the dough wasn't cooked. It was like a party in my mouth and everyone was throwing up cheese, tomato sauce and uncooked meat in it.

fish82
Posts: 4,111
Oct 20, 2013 9:12am
Albert obviously got his ass kicked in a Skyline parking lot at 2:00 am at some point.

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Oct 20, 2013 1:01pm
That guy can fuck right off. I don't eat it on spaghetti but Skyline coneys are glorious.

believer
Posts: 8,153
Oct 20, 2013 1:42pm
indeed!justincredible;1520597 wrote:That guy can fuck right off. I don't eat it on spaghetti but Skyline coneys are glorious.
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MontyBrunswick
Oct 20, 2013 2:28pm
It sounds an awful lot like he went to a Skyline and was expecting a bowl of chili, and instead got a bowl of sauce, which is what Cincinnati-style chili is.
This makes him a joke of a food critic, and a moron.
This makes him a joke of a food critic, and a moron.

like_that
Posts: 26,625
Oct 20, 2013 3:28pm
I agree with him. Cincy chilli sucks ass. Also is that really the food that Ohio is best known for? That's my beef (NO PUN INTENDED LOL!!!!!) with the article.

OSH
Posts: 4,145
Oct 20, 2013 3:35pm
I love Cincy chili. I also really enjoy Chicago pizza.
He's wrong on Kentucky's food though...it's gotta be a Hot Brown. I lived in the heart of Kentucky for 6 years and still have close ties there, no one ever said anything like "burgoo." The Kentucky dish is a Hot Brown with an Ale-8-One.
He's wrong on Kentucky's food though...it's gotta be a Hot Brown. I lived in the heart of Kentucky for 6 years and still have close ties there, no one ever said anything like "burgoo." The Kentucky dish is a Hot Brown with an Ale-8-One.

Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
Oct 20, 2013 3:42pm
I can't really think of another Ohio food outside of trail bolognalike_that;1520695 wrote:Also is that really the food that Ohio is best known for?

like_that
Posts: 26,625
Oct 20, 2013 3:43pm
What about Pierogis?Mohican00;1520712 wrote:I can't really think of another Ohio food outside of trail bologna

Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Oct 20, 2013 3:46pm
What are those?like_that;1520713 wrote:What about Pierogis?
Actually I believe I had them once. Decent dumpling.
I believe they might be good in Cincinnati Chili.

wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Oct 20, 2013 3:55pm
GOATMohican00;1520712 wrote:I can't really think of another Ohio food outside of trail bologna

OSH
Posts: 4,145
Oct 20, 2013 3:56pm
One could go with ice cream, right? Jeni's. Velvet.Mohican00;1520712 wrote:I can't really think of another Ohio food outside of trail bologna
Or what about "buckeyes?"
Potato chips? Mike-sells. Conn's. Grippo's. Ballreich's. Shearer's. Jones'. Maybe some others...
Pierogis aren't really an Ohio thing. It's a Polish thing. Sorta like lutefisk is...only for Norwegians (which is odd that North Dakota had lutefisk instead of Minnesota). Outside of a bit of Cleveland, many people don't know pierogis.like_that;1520713 wrote:What about Pierogis?

Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
Oct 20, 2013 3:57pm
I wouldn't call that a native Ohio foodlike_that;1520713 wrote:What about Pierogis?

Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Oct 20, 2013 4:05pm
speaking of pierogis, i could go for a parmageddon from the Melt right now.

Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
Oct 20, 2013 4:12pm
wouldn't call potato chips or ice cream unique to Ohio.......maybebuckeye sweets but that can't be our best foot forwardOSH;1520725 wrote:One could go with ice cream, right? Jeni's. Velvet.
Or what about "buckeyes?"
Potato chips? Mike-sells. Conn's. Grippo's. Ballreich's. Shearer's. Jones'. Maybe some others...
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Oct 20, 2013 4:16pm
For Ohio i'd throw in German potato salad. It might not be unique to Ohio but it is still very popular and not easy to find in other regions.

like_that
Posts: 26,625
Oct 20, 2013 4:33pm
Pizza isn't a chicago thing either. It's an italian thing... If cincy chilli is the best Ohio can come up with, then thats sad.OSH;1520725 wrote:One could go with ice cream, right? Jeni's. Velvet.
Or what about "buckeyes?"
Potato chips? Mike-sells. Conn's. Grippo's. Ballreich's. Shearer's. Jones'. Maybe some others...
Pierogis aren't really an Ohio thing. It's a Polish thing. Sorta like lutefisk is...only for Norwegians (which is odd that North Dakota had lutefisk instead of Minnesota). Outside of a bit of Cleveland, many people don't know pierogis.

OSH
Posts: 4,145
Oct 20, 2013 4:44pm
Nothing on that list is "unique" to its state...Mohican00;1520736 wrote:wouldn't call potato chips or ice cream unique to Ohio.......maybebuckeye sweets but that can't be our best foot forward
Chicago pizza is a Chicago thing.like_that;1520757 wrote:Pizza isn't a chicago thing either. It's an italian thing... If cincy chilli is the best Ohio can come up with, then thats sad.

like_that
Posts: 26,625
Oct 20, 2013 5:12pm
So they take a dish from Italy and call it their own. lolkOSH;1520789 wrote:Nothing on that list is "unique" to its state...
Chicago pizza is a Chicago thing.

Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
Oct 20, 2013 5:33pm
wha?OSH;1520789 wrote:Nothing on that list is "unique" to its state...
Chicago pizza is a Chicago thing.