Dog pissed on my wife's new laptop...

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Nick Mangold

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Sep 29, 2013 10:58 PM
So, anyone want a dog?

Not sure if the laptop is ruined yet or not. It sure smells like piss on the right side of the keyboard.
Sep 29, 2013 10:58pm
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gut

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Sep 29, 2013 11:00 PM
Sounds like maybe you should name the dog "PC" (I assume your wife had a mac)
Sep 29, 2013 11:00pm
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Nick Mangold

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Sep 29, 2013 11:05 PM
Yeah. Brand new Air.
Sep 29, 2013 11:05pm
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gut

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Sep 29, 2013 11:10 PM
I made that assumption not because she's a woman, but because I've seen you talk about macs a lot. :)
Sep 29, 2013 11:10pm
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Nick Mangold

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Sep 29, 2013 11:12 PM
Reading stories from other folks who had this problem, it doesn't look good. In almost every case I've read so far the laptop was ruined. Fuck.
Sep 29, 2013 11:12pm
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I Wear Pants

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Sep 29, 2013 11:20 PM
So you're saying you need a grave dug for a dog?
Sep 29, 2013 11:20pm
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Nick Mangold

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Sep 29, 2013 11:20 PM
I Wear Pants;1509815 wrote:So you're saying you need a grave dug for a dog?
Essentially.
Sep 29, 2013 11:20pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Sep 29, 2013 11:32 PM
Pee on the thing that the dog cherishes the most, probably your wife. The only way they'll learn.
Sep 29, 2013 11:32pm
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TedSheckler

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Sep 29, 2013 11:39 PM
I say get rid of the wife. If you weren't married, there wouldn't have been a laptop to piss on. She shouldn't have had it just lying around. Dog just did what dogs do.
Sep 29, 2013 11:39pm
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Nick Mangold

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Sep 29, 2013 11:40 PM
Commander of Awesome;1509819 wrote:Pee on the thing that the dog cherishes the most, probably your wife. The only way they'll learn.
I'd have to piss on myself.
Sep 29, 2013 11:40pm
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Nick Mangold

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Sep 29, 2013 11:41 PM
TedSheckler;1509820 wrote:I say get rid of the wife. If you weren't married, there wouldn't have been a laptop to piss on. She shouldn't have had it just lying around. Dog just did what dogs do.
Nah, I kind of like her.
Sep 29, 2013 11:41pm
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Sep 29, 2013 11:46 PM
justincredible;1509822 wrote:Nah, I kind of like her.
The bitch or the dog?
Sep 29, 2013 11:46pm
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Sep 30, 2013 5:42 AM
That would do it for me. Dog gone.
Sep 30, 2013 5:42am
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said_aouita

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Sep 30, 2013 5:48 AM
Your dog is dumb. Sucks it ruined the laptop.

I also blame whoever left the laptop where it could be pissed on.
Sep 30, 2013 5:48am
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Belly35

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Sep 30, 2013 6:24 AM
When the lap top is below the height of a lap blame one of the bitches...
Sep 30, 2013 6:24am
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Nick Mangold

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Sep 30, 2013 8:09 AM
said_aouita;1509845 wrote:Your dog is dumb. Sucks it ruined the laptop.

I also blame whoever left the laptop where it could be pissed on.
Not sure the laptop is ruined. Yet. And yes, my wife does share some of the blame.
Sep 30, 2013 8:09am
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Brudda o da bomber

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Sep 30, 2013 8:25 AM
I would duct tape the dog to your new porch furniture.
Sep 30, 2013 8:25am
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MontyBrunswick

Sep 30, 2013 10:12 AM
Take it to the Apple store and complain. The morons working will probably give you a new one
Sep 30, 2013 10:12am
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Sep 30, 2013 10:17 AM
dlazz;1509929 wrote:Take it to the Apple store and complain. The morons working will probably give you a new one
This. They pretty much drool over anyone that buys their warranty. Just tell them it stopped working after only owning it for a few months.
Sep 30, 2013 10:17am
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Nick Mangold

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Sep 30, 2013 10:28 AM
We didn't get Apple Care but it should be covered for a year. That said, I don't think they cover dog piss.
Sep 30, 2013 10:28am
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MontyBrunswick

Sep 30, 2013 10:30 AM
justincredible;1509947 wrote: That said, I don't think they cover dog piss.
sleeper;1509933 wrote: Just tell them it stopped working after only owning it for a few months.
:RpS_mellow:
Sep 30, 2013 10:30am
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Sep 30, 2013 10:30 AM
justincredible;1509947 wrote:We didn't get Apple Care but it should be covered for a year. That said, I don't think they cover dog piss.
Perhaps you missed the "moron" part of the sentence. Just vehemently deny any wrong doing. Tell them it just stopped working and you don't know why.
Sep 30, 2013 10:30am
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Nick Mangold

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Sep 30, 2013 10:46 AM
I think the smell would give it away.
Sep 30, 2013 10:46am
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Sep 30, 2013 10:52 AM
justincredible;1509966 wrote:I think the smell would give it away.
Tell them it came like that.
Sep 30, 2013 10:52am
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Sep 30, 2013 11:17 AM
Sep 30, 2013 11:17am