Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Aug 23, 2013 10:50am
You gave her a fucking Mustang .... you dickZWICK 4 PREZ;1490331 wrote:I gave my car to a recent graduate for free. she works 40+ hour weeks and commutes twice as long to 2 colleges...and has even less than the girl you know.
She's even uglier than the girl you know too.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Aug 23, 2013 10:53am
I told my manager to get the fuck out of my way at work today. It wasn't necessarily nice to my manager but I made some of my fellow employees laugh.
So that's nice.
So that's nice.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Aug 23, 2013 11:00am
I give out $25.00 Giant Eagle gift cards to people I think need a little help ... I hand it to the cashier and tell them it for that person or family. If I see the manager I give it to them to give out...
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Aug 23, 2013 11:07am
The GE manager gave one to me last week...thanks man.Belly35;1490425 wrote:I give out $25.00 Giant Eagle gift cards to people I think need a little help ... I hand it to the cashier and tell them it for that person or family. If I see the manager I give it to them to give out...
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Aug 23, 2013 11:32am
Tiernan;1490408 wrote:Point of reference justin...you don't really call it that do you? At least not with a straight face right?
Yeah. While I agree it's a little dopey sounding, it's standard terminology when adopting out a foster dog.BR1986FB;1490410 wrote:Why wouldn't he? That's standard terminology among fosters & shelters.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Aug 23, 2013 11:34am
Well, assuming the new owners are worth a squirt of piss, it should be the animals "forever" home until it passes.justincredible;1490438 wrote:Yeah. While I agree it's a little dopey sounding, it's standard terminology when adopting out a foster dog.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Aug 23, 2013 11:36am
Do you call the adopters the dog's "parents" or "owners"?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Aug 23, 2013 11:38am
I haven't stabbed one of my co-workers yet today. Which could be considered a nice thing for her...or a very mean thing to everyone else in the office.
Nothing like having lengthy phone calls arguing with your son during company time and then bitching about it to anyone within earshot. Bitch needs shot in the face with one of your more high-power "closed-casket-funeral" guns.
Nothing like having lengthy phone calls arguing with your son during company time and then bitching about it to anyone within earshot. Bitch needs shot in the face with one of your more high-power "closed-casket-funeral" guns.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Aug 23, 2013 11:59am
Well in your defense, I'm sure the fries were getting hot.said_aouita;1490420 wrote:I told my manager to get the fuck out of my way at work today. It wasn't necessarily nice to my manager but I made some of my fellow employees laugh.
So that's nice.
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MontyBrunswick
Aug 23, 2013 12:12pm
So you interfered with nature playing out. That's not a nice thing, that's a jerk thing. Nice God complex.Manhattan Buckeye;1490415 wrote:I intervened and saved a swan on my morning run from getting its butt kicked if not killed.
I don't do nice things because nearly everyone I encounter is a moron.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Aug 23, 2013 1:20pm
:laugh:ZWICK 4 PREZ;1490459 wrote:Well in your defense, I'm sure the fries were getting hot.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Aug 23, 2013 9:16pm
Commander of Awesome;1490404 wrote:Nice humble brag thread ironman.
Thank you
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hang_loose
Posts: 802
Aug 24, 2013 2:46am
I am bow (wow wow) ing to Fab4Runner for her volunteering at a pet shelter. It takes a special person to do something like that. Sometimes when you come home, your pet is the only one happy to see you. I wish you the best of luck at the pet shelter... Just curious, do you have pets??? If not, get ready for one or two........I could turn down the best salesman in the world but a pets eyes don't lie.Fab4Runner;1490338 wrote:I will be volunteering at a pet shelter starting in September.
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MontyBrunswick
Aug 24, 2013 9:58am
Yeah, I have a hard time visiting pet shelters without wanting to bring one home. I'd imagine it'd be a constant struggle to not bring one home with you.hang_loose;1490682 wrote:I am bow (wow wow) ing to Fab4Runner for her volunteering at a pet shelter. It takes a special person to do something like that. Sometimes when you come home, your pet is the only one happy to see you. I wish you the best of luck at the pet shelter... Just curious, do you have pets??? If not, get ready for one or two........I could turn down the best salesman in the world but a pets eyes don't lie.
I stumbled across a mess of kittens while I was running the other day and (luckily?) none of them would let me close enough to pick up.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Aug 25, 2013 8:57am
I fucked a fat chick to help her self-esteem.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Aug 25, 2013 10:35am
DeadliestWarrior34;1490977 wrote:I fucked a fat chick to help her self-esteem.
Or did she let you to help your self esteem?
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Aug 25, 2013 10:41am
FixedDeadliestWarrior34;1490977 wrote:I fucked my cousin to help her self-esteem.