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Jun 11, 2013 12:53 PM
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Here a some pictures of the girl the OC thinks (as a group) is the most attractive woman on earth.







Jun 11, 2013 12:53pm
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Jun 11, 2013 1:39 PM
It's hard for me to argue with that last pic.
Jun 11, 2013 1:39pm
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Jun 11, 2013 1:39 PM
I voted for everything (except other)
Jun 11, 2013 1:39pm
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Jun 11, 2013 1:44 PM
Not Asian enough for me.
Jun 11, 2013 1:44pm
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Jun 11, 2013 1:51 PM
like_that;1456060 wrote:Not Asian enough for me.
/MB'd


But yeah, she's gorgeous. No Rachel Weisz though.
Jun 11, 2013 1:51pm
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Jun 11, 2013 5:21 PM
hasbeen;1456065 wrote:/MB'd


But yeah, she's gorgeous. No Rachel Weisz though.
No doubt. Brooklyn Decker is hot. But she's not a "classic beauty."
Jun 11, 2013 5:21pm
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Jun 11, 2013 5:23 PM
Eh my wife didn't even comment on how beautiful she was.
Jun 11, 2013 5:23pm
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Jun 11, 2013 6:27 PM
Hey boobs are fat.

/gut'd
Jun 11, 2013 6:27pm
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Jun 11, 2013 6:28 PM
Tigerfan00;1456175 wrote:Hey boobs are fat.

/gut'd
LOL....Whatever. Brooklyn Decker was one of the women I cited when I got blasted for not agreeing Upton was the hottest chic on the planet. I figured Upton would win this one hands down, but turns out, once again, I was correct when I said Upton wasn't the hottest.
Jun 11, 2013 6:28pm
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Jun 11, 2013 6:50 PM
Well deserved. Brooklyn Decker could get the D anytime.
Jun 11, 2013 6:50pm
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Jun 11, 2013 7:44 PM
gut;1456176 wrote:LOL....Whatever. Brooklyn Decker was one of the women I cited when I got blasted for not agreeing Upton was the hottest chic on the planet. I figured Upton would win this one hands down, but turns out, once again, I was correct when I said Upton wasn't the hottest.

1) You never once mentioned Decker in that thread.

2) Most agreed Kate wasn't the hottest on the planet.

Just sayin'.
Jun 11, 2013 7:44pm
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Jun 11, 2013 7:44 PM
GoChiefs;1456211 wrote:1) You never once mentioned Decker in that thread.

2) Most agreed Kate wasn't the hottest on the planet.

Just sayin'.
Hotter girls than both at my local dive bar in middle of nowhere ohio. /gut
Jun 11, 2013 7:44pm
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Jun 11, 2013 7:53 PM
Brooklyn decker grew up in Middletown OH I believe. Moved before she went to hs to Texas.

Insert MB arguing she's now Brazilian here.
Jun 11, 2013 7:53pm
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Jun 11, 2013 8:31 PM
Commander of Awesome;1456212 wrote:Hotter girls than both at my local dive bar in middle of nowhere ohio. /gut

I actually think that was snot.
Jun 11, 2013 8:31pm
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Jun 11, 2013 8:59 PM
I voted for "other" because your bracket was flawed in the first place.

Hope this helps.
Jun 11, 2013 8:59pm
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Jun 11, 2013 9:01 PM
SportsAndLady;1456217 wrote:Brooklyn decker grew up in Middletown OH I believe. Moved before she went to hs to Texas.

Insert MB arguing she's now Brazilian here.
Born in Kettering, lived in Middletown, then moved to a suburb of Charlotte. I only know this because the Carolina fanbase brags about how she supports the Tar Heels all the time, so I looked it up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooklyn_Decker
Jun 11, 2013 9:01pm
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Jun 12, 2013 3:50 AM
GoChiefs;1456211 wrote:1) You never once mentioned Decker in that thread.

2) Most agreed Kate wasn't the hottest on the planet.

Just sayin'.
1) I'm quite certain I mentioned Decker

2) The thread was titled "Hottest Girl on the Planet" or something along those lines. And I disagree that most people in that thread thought otherwise, much less said it.
Jun 12, 2013 3:50am
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Jun 12, 2013 5:05 AM
gut;1456504 wrote:1) I'm quite certain I mentioned Decker

2) The thread was titled "Hottest Girl on the Planet" or something along those lines. And I disagree that most people in that thread thought otherwise, much less said it.

I just reread the thread.

1) S&L and a couple others brought up Decker. You weren't one of those couple others.

2) The thread was titled "IS SHE the hottest". Like 3 said yes, the others said hot, but not the hottest.

Glad I could help clear that up for you.
Jun 12, 2013 5:05am
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Jun 12, 2013 5:08 AM
GoChiefs;1456512 wrote:I just reread the thread.
How about a link to the thread. It doesn't come up in searches.
Jun 12, 2013 5:08am
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Jun 12, 2013 5:41 AM
gut;1456513 wrote:How about a link to the thread. It doesn't come up in searches.

Because it was moved due to adsense.
Jun 12, 2013 5:41am
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Jun 12, 2013 8:08 AM
ccrunner609;1456242 wrote:why wasnt vagina a pole option?
fify.
Jun 12, 2013 8:08am
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Jun 12, 2013 1:24 PM
like_that;1456060 wrote:Not Asian enough for me.

Lol
Jun 12, 2013 1:24pm
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Jun 12, 2013 2:46 PM
GoChiefs;1456514 wrote:Because it was moved due to adsense.
Oh, ok, so we'll just take your word for it then, with your super mod access to the secret archives.

I think the thread was lost in the server crash, because it's at least 6 months older than any thread still on this board. Unless you are thinking of the wrong thread, which is a distinct possibility.
Jun 12, 2013 2:46pm
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Jun 12, 2013 3:47 PM
Welp, since I'm bored out of my damn mind at the moment, I'll help you out a little bit.

1) Nope, it's not lost. Still able to view it just fine with my super mod access to the secret archives. Notice, as I pointed out, the thread title is a question?



2) Every post of yours in that thread. Nope, no mention of Decker.
gut;1085389 wrote:After seeing "Little Fockers" today on tv, I'd have to go with Jessica Alba.

Let me see Kate Upton as a brunette before I judge...

*This is why everyone was giving you shit. Not because everyone thought Upton was the hottest, but you said she was overrated, and then said that Benitez was one of the hottest.)*
gut;1085396 wrote:Now she's a SERIOUS contender...
(photos of Else Benitez)
gut;1085401 wrote:First photos I found. I don't know if they are the best or she would be my choice, but she is A) better than Upton and B) I prefer brunetees.


Upton looks "terrible" on that cover, like they literally just grabbed some hotty off the streets of ASU campus or something. People must like the girl next door look, but she doesn't even look close to a supermodel on that cover, even after all the touch-ups and air brushing. Really weak and lame cover.
gut;1085406 wrote:I mean, that must be the appeal, that she looks like your typical hot-all American college girl next door. But I fully agree with you that most of these guys would not pick her out of a crowd of a 100 other hot blondes from college campuses across the country.
gut;1085422 wrote:It is. Almost looks like a retro cover. Maybe that's what they were going for, but aside from the skimpy bottoms that picture isn't remotely sexy. Seems some of the people raging on Kate here must be too young to remember what the swimsuit issue used to be:
gut;1085424 wrote:That cover isn't close to a top-10 in even the last 20 years (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/swimsuit/cover/1900-01-01/2100-12-31/dd/1/47/index.htm). And Upton doesn't come close to Kathy Ireland, though this cover doesn't do her justice, either:

(photos of Ireland covers)
gut;1085771 wrote:I think you're confusing "fap fap fap" with "gag gag gag"
gut;1085773 wrote:While I actually like the Underworld movies, you really don't need any other reason than her to watch.
gut;1086720 wrote:MAYBE arguably top 10 (if we have a fairly narrow list and limit it to current, today right now), not in the debate for #1. You could find some college chicks that you airbrush to be on par with that cover and other photos. there are literally hundreds of models in NY or LA you've never seen or heard that are just as hot as her (at that level, posing and modeling actually generally becomes more important than looks, because they are all hot). It really boils down to a bit of the girl-next-door look, which tends to make people overrate her because it's easier to suspend disbelief when you fantasize about a girl-next-door.

Nothing exotic or unique about her look, which is why ultimately she will be forgettable and why she's a kind of dime-a-dozen model.
gut;1087344 wrote:Bull. Watch some old episodes of Married With Children. There's a hell of a lot more to modeling than just the looks/bod. The [real] hottest girl in the world wouldn't just walk-in to SI and get the cover. I'm not even sure if sometimes they don't decide the cover from the photos they have that year, as opposed to pegging it in advance.

So she goes to IU, yet it's a fairly well kept secret. Why do you suppose that is? Because you wouldn't recognize her on the street, much less pick her out of a crowd of a 100 other similar looking hot blondes. Kathy Ireland, Cyndi Crawford, Elle Macpherson, etc....you'd have no problem recognizing back in their heyday.

She's got the girl next door look which obviously strikes a chord with many people here (apparently getting their first SI Swimsuit issue). Perhaps that will sustain her popularity (until the next girl-next-door comes along), but doubtful.
gut;1087704 wrote:Really such a disappointing cover for those 3. Turible. Sometimes it's hard to believe the cover is the "best" shot out of 100k+ photos they take.
gut;1087750 wrote:three of my favorite Kathy Ireland pics:
gut;1087754 wrote:Also....from the current addition, give me Alyssa Miller:
3) Those that actually DID mention Decker.
The Equalizer;1085448 wrote:(photo of Decker, first mention of her)
Raw Dawgin' it;1085491 wrote:i think her, upton, and decker are all on par. But i'd take upton since she's 19 over miller lol
said_aouita;1085504 wrote:Agree Brooklyn is hotter.
vball10set;1085507 wrote:+1 :cool:
justincredible;1085529 wrote:I vote for this chick.
derek bomar;1085597 wrote:Toss up between Kate Upton, Brooklyn Decker, and my wildcard ...(Salma Hayek photo)
Pick6;1085719 wrote:I'm a big fan of Brooklyn Decker myself. Have her as the background on my iphone.
sjmvsfscs08;1085755 wrote: (Brooklyn Decker photos)

Just sayin'..
said_aouita;1085796 wrote:great googly moogly.
stephen3108;1085808 wrote:Decker hands down.
Sonofanump;1086710 wrote:After review of the evidence I have no problem with anyone stating Upton is #1, she is most likely top 5 in most minds. I'd also have Decker top 5. I also would consider Beckinsale top 5 in the actress category.
Trueblue23;1163906 wrote:Give me Decker over Upton.
thePITman;1227317 wrote:This.
4) The only posts that say Upton is the hottest.
SportsAndLady;1085367 wrote:(Upton SI cover)

I say yes
Raw Dawgin' it;1085471 wrote:I can't think of anyone off the top of my head i'd take over Kate Upton right now.
OK, I'm done. You can argue about it some more if you want, but I'll pass and move along.
Jun 12, 2013 3:47pm
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Jun 12, 2013 4:12 PM
GoChiefs;1456808 wrote:
OK, I'm done. You can argue about it some more if you want, but I'll pass and move along.
Haha, if you say so. I know I've mentioned Decker before (or agreed with someone who did), if not in that thread in another. Can't view the thread, so just have to take your word for it.
Jun 12, 2013 4:12pm