like_that;1453857 wrote:Mentioning a specific type of massage does not make you witty. Are you really that dumb, or should I say insecure?

Manhattan Buckeye;1453869 wrote:Yes it is a fail. It is an epic fail. Why don't you post a meme? Or create a gif with Jean-Luc Picard with a facepalm with "MB, is he is really that dumb". Your generation sucks. I'm not sure what is worse, the baby boomers that took a gift from WWII and took our country into crap (not to take this to the political board) or generation whine, which made asshats like Jimmy Fallon and Jon Stewart celebrities. Can you at least try to be clever?

I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453869 wrote:Yes it is a fail. It is an epic fail. Why don't you post a meme? Or create a gif with Jean-Luc Picard with a facepalm with "MB, is he is really that dumb". Your generation sucks. I'm not sure what is worse, the baby boomers that took a gift from WWII and took our country into crap (not to take this to the political board) or generation whine, which made asshats like Jimmy Fallon and Jon Stewart celebrities. Can you at least try to be clever?

I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453869 wrote:Yes it is a fail. It is an epic fail. Why don't you post a meme? Or create a gif with Jean-Luc Picard with a facepalm with "MB, is he is really that dumb". Your generation sucks. I'm not sure what is worse, the baby boomers that took a gift from WWII and took our country into crap (not to take this to the political board) or generation whine, which made asshats like Jimmy Fallon and Jon Stewart celebrities. Can you at least try to be clever?

I'll tell you something else about Asian women (for those of you without passports and stuck in crapholes like Steubenville, Lancaster and Springfield), one of the best things about them is they all look the same from behind. No joke. I could walk around Paragon Mall all day and just watch women in loose clothing go up escalators. Sometimes they would grab their skirts, but every 40th or 50th time they wouldn't. If you rush up and look at them in the face it was like Christmas. Sometimes the present wasn't good - like a pair of knitted socks from your great aunt, or sometimes they would be hotter than Maggie Q or Michelle Yeoh and like the GI Joe with the kung fu grip you asked santa for (or in case if Generation whine, a crappy power rangers doll or pokemon thing or whatever douchey thing they liked). That's another thumbs up for Asian women.

Commander of Awesome;1453875 wrote:Cue MB's jerk off post about how he is so witty and how is life is sweet.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453878 wrote:Sweet? That's worse than fail. This isn't 2005. Next can I get a "derp?

Manhattan Buckeye;1453878 wrote:Sweet? That's worse than fail. This isn't 2005. Next can I get a "derp?

Manhattan Buckeye;1453877 wrote:^^^

That's about 2 minutes worth of time. Imagine a whole lunch hour.

It is Asia, not bumb-f--ked Ohio. The malls are packed. There aren't Wal-marts or any other standalone store. Nearly everything is at a mall. Space is too valuable.

like_that;1453881 wrote:You do realize a good portion (hell, maybe even half) of the posters on this site do not live in Ohio, right? Also gotta love how you trash ohio, yet you support the state of Ohio with your username. Nice contradiction fail.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453870 wrote:"The funny part is he still hasn't posted his top 5 Asian celebrities"

Because I don't care. Aside from the two I posted above how many can you name? They don't exist if. You live in America (F--k Yeah), you get American celebrities. I don't care about an airbrushed person in People or Playboy mag. They are unobtainable people that live in Hollywood - its not that much different than Justin Bieber.

All anyone has to do is go to google image and type in "hot Asian women" and you'll find plenty...and if your child alert is off you'll find most of them without clothing.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453885 wrote:.

Fail again. Derp.

This isn't about Ohio, I like Ohio. I'm a Reds fan. I'm a Buckeye fan. I don't get what you are saying at all. I thought we were trying to be witty and make jokes.

If you don't get my point, you truly are stupid.

like_that;1453887 wrote:Smh, you are not even close to being as smart as you think you are. I get your point. That was your second time taking a shot at the State of Ohio. You are not kidding anyone.

SnotBubbles;1453889 wrote:I miss a lot when threads turn into bickering. I stop reading and probably miss some decent posts.

That is all.

SnotBubbles;1453889 wrote:I miss a lot when threads turn into bickering. I stop reading and probably miss some decent posts.

That is all.

Manhattan Buckeye;1453888 wrote:"It's a simple rule in teh internetz world. Pics or GTFO."

Does Lulz follow next?

Respectfully disagree. A female's pubic hair is an awesome thing in moderation - you get to see if the carpet matches the drapes and seeing some peeking out from a bikini gave me my first climax in 5th grade. I don't get the whole shaved thing. Might as well have sex with a barbie doll. No way would I ever want my wife to do the full shear - she's an American she shaves her armpits and keeps her pubes, unlike a Euro that shaves their pubes and keeps their armpits. That, my friend is disgusting.