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Brudda o da bomber

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Aug 8, 2013 4:08 PM
Fuck him... His arguments are shiitttt....




And he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Aug 8, 2013 4:08pm
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Sage

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Aug 9, 2013 9:36 PM
is Zwick4Prez finally settled down married man after he pretended to fuck all those women years back? like he isn't some milquetoast white dude from sorry ass massillon?
Aug 9, 2013 9:36pm
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steubbigred

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Aug 12, 2013 9:45 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1483939 wrote:[video=youtube;Pcy_6anmVUc][/video]
LMAO!!!
Aug 12, 2013 9:45am
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steubbigred

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Aug 13, 2013 11:17 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1483939 wrote:[video=youtube;Pcy_6anmVUc][/video]
That car is the best. What is that a 1961 fudge packard
Aug 13, 2013 11:17am
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thavoice

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Aug 13, 2013 11:39 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1483939 wrote:[video=youtube;Pcy_6anmVUc][/video]
Great video, and dead on.
Aug 13, 2013 11:39am
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Curly J

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Sep 8, 2013 7:35 AM
rmolin73;1497062 wrote:He's at it again.

http://yappi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=256646

Isn't that sweet. Only thing missing in that post is FWK talking about his Dad watching him kiss men on their lips and his Dad wanting the same thing.
Sep 8, 2013 7:35am
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Tigerfan00

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Sep 8, 2013 9:25 AM
He should blame his dad 5% for FWK being gay.
Sep 8, 2013 9:25am
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GoChiefs

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Sep 8, 2013 9:29 AM
Tigerfan00;1497086 wrote:He should blame his dad 5% for FWK being gay.
Dude, his dad wanted him to kiss him on the lips. I'm pretty sure he's more than 5% responsible.
Sep 8, 2013 9:29am
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Sep 8, 2013 6:30 PM
GoChiefs;1497088 wrote:Dude, his dad wanted him to kiss him in the lips. I'm pretty sure he's more than 5% responsible.
lol'd
Sep 8, 2013 6:30pm
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Pick6

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Sep 11, 2013 4:08 PM
LOL. Would have been a sight seeing him fly down the stairs in his wheel chair
Sep 11, 2013 4:08pm
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Curly J

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Sep 11, 2013 4:21 PM
Pick6;1499109 wrote:LOL. Would have been a sight seeing him fly down the stairs in his wheel chair
I have to blame the wheelchair for 5%. After all it had wheels.
Sep 11, 2013 4:21pm
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Sep 11, 2013 5:16 PM
I love all the posters busting his chops over there too.

What the hell did that story have to do with anything? Having a midget as a best friend?

I wonder if he kissed that big husky black man on the lips after he picked him up?
Sep 11, 2013 5:16pm
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Sep 11, 2013 5:48 PM
FWK never stops bringing the lulz. Consistency, one has to admire that in a person.
Sep 11, 2013 5:48pm
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Sep 11, 2013 6:04 PM
Gardens35;1499093 wrote: Gold!!!

Sep 11, 2013 6:04pm
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Brudda o da bomber

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Sep 12, 2013 8:16 AM
Tigerfan00;1499144 wrote:I love all the posters busting his chops over there too.

What the hell did that story have to do with anything? Having a midget as a best friend?

I wonder if he kissed that big husky black man on the lips after he picked him up?
FairwoodKing;5574118 wrote:To answer all your questions, no, I do not make anything up. Everything I post on here about myself is the truth. As far as my midget friend is concerned, he was gay and he was an alcoholic. The latter is what ultimately killed him because he died of liver failure from very heavy drinking. I met him when I joined Holiday on Ice in Europe. We did a children's number together. He was Tweety Bird and I was Porky Pig. And no, he did not have a flat head.

As far as the tuba player at Niles forty years ago, I would like to see him again. I have often wondered what field he ultimately got into, but I have to assume it was not tuba playing. I often use these forums to track down old friends. Is there really anything wrong with that? Sadly, I usually find out from the forums that my old friends have passed on.

Any more questions?
Sep 12, 2013 8:16am
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Brudda o da bomber

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Sep 12, 2013 8:19 AM
And then, the predictable blow up...
FairwoodKing;5574199 wrote:Oh, you people are so cute and so very funny. If you think it is funny to fall down the steps with a 60-pound wheelchair on top of you, then I think you are pathetic and downright sadistic. Or to make fun of a midget who could not ever reconcile himself to his own situation and finally died from it. I think I was the only friend that lonely, pathetic person had. Oh, we had our ups and downs. Especially the night in Paris when I made him throw up in front of 10,000 people during a performance. I have to admit I had some moments where I was as mean and terrible as many of you often are. If you want to read something really intense, get a copy of my book "Blazing Ice" by me, R. Scott Carlton. You can get it through amazon.com or Barnes and Nobel or you obtain an inexpensive copy through eBay. Trust me, it is not a book of fluff about figure skating. It is a hard-edged tale of what real professional show business is all about, and it may upset you. There is sex of every conceivable type, including the casting couch which I had to face because of a lustful boss who wanted my body; there is a suicide by a very unlikely person; there is a huge backstage explosion that nearly killed our head electrician and another backstage crisis that nearly killed our show director; there is a police raid behind the Iron Curtain; there are drugs the police never heard of and drug smuggling that my so-called friends got me involved with. It goes on and on. You can't even imagine the prostitution. Believe me, this book is nasty. If you think you have the guts to read it, I urge you to get a copy. You will not be disappointed. The reviews have been excellent. If you buy a copy and read it, please let me know what you think about it. I would like to know.
Sep 12, 2013 8:19am
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Heretic

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Sep 12, 2013 9:13 AM
Well, technically, it started as a blow-up...but then abruptly turned into him trying to pimp his book so people can read about all the dudes he fucked while in the figure skating business.

Sort of bizarre, but does add to his "what the fuck..." aura.
Sep 12, 2013 9:13am
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Sep 12, 2013 10:05 AM
It is a hard-edged tale of what real professional show business is all about, and it may upset you. There is sex of every conceivable type, including the casting couch which I had to face because of a lustful boss who wanted my body;
Sep 12, 2013 10:05am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Sep 12, 2013 10:20 AM
If you want to read something really intense, get a copy of my book "Blazing Ice"
more like "Flaming Ice". amirite?
Sep 12, 2013 10:20am
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Heretic

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Sep 12, 2013 11:24 AM
Yappi must not think FWK is their greatest poster, as any FWK-related threads seem to be getting axed quickly. Didn't even have time to respond to that one before it went away.
Sep 12, 2013 11:24am