LOL PALEO

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May 7, 2013 5:48pm
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May 7, 2013 6:00pm
tl;dr
That site uses the same software as Deadspin, though.
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May 7, 2013 6:15pm
tl;dr

Paleo is based on junk science. :laugh:
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May 7, 2013 6:17pm
sleeper;1439662 wrote:tl;dr

Paleo is based on junk science. :laugh:
hmm...so its like...global warming?
Might have to check it out when I'm done studying for tax.
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May 7, 2013 6:30pm
Pick6;1439663 wrote:hmm...so its like...global warming?
Might have to check it out when I'm done studying for tax.
LMAO you're looking like a bigger dumbass by the post Pick6.

Please tell me Evolution is based on a militant skeptical agenda next. :rolleyes:
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May 7, 2013 6:43pm
Commander of Awesome;1439667 wrote:LMAO you're looking like a bigger dumbass by the post Pick6.

Please tell me Evolution is based on a militant skeptical agenda next. :rolleyes:
:thumbup: Says the guy who didnt understand the BAR passage rates in Ohio.

You are looking like a bigger Dumbocrat by the post.

Its not secret the concept of "man-made" global warming, climate change, whatever the fuck politicians try to call it now is blown way out of proportion to push political agendas.
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May 7, 2013 6:50pm
Pick6;1439668 wrote::thumbup: Says the guy who didnt understand the BAR passage rates in Ohio.

You are looking like a bigger Dumbocrat by the post.

Its not secret the concept of "man-made" global warming, climate change, whatever the fuck politicians try to call it now is blown way out of proportion to push political agendas.
I asked a question about the bar passage rates. My question wasn't out of the question thanks.

Also one of my best friends and roommate for 3 yrs works for nationally funded science organization who has his masters in planetary climate sciences. I'll trust his opinion and the rest of scientists over a dumb fuck dipshit who is broke and trying to buy a gun. lolfuckinglfail on money management.

What else would I expect from a shrimp with a napoleon complex that looks like he is 14 yrs old though?
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May 7, 2013 6:53pm
Also global Warming; "Of course, now that climate change is a politically-charged issue, the internet if full of exactly that – amateur analysis of the data. This is definitely an area where substituting one’s own analysis for the consensus of scientific opinion is probably not a good idea."

There isn't disputing of the data. Its a fact.

Two good places to start before you open your mouth and sound like a bigger asshat.

http://theness.com/neurologicablog/index.php/global-warming-and-statistical-artifacts/

http://theness.com/neurologicablog/index.php/adding-to-the-consensus-on-global-warming/
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May 7, 2013 7:06pm
Commander of Awesome;1439670 wrote:I asked a question about the bar passage rates. My question wasn't out of the question thanks.

Also one of my best friends and roommate for 3 yrs works for nationally funded science organization who has his masters in planetary climate sciences. I'll trust his opinion and the rest of scientists over a dumb fuck dipshit who is broke and trying to buy a gun. lolfuckinglfail on money management.

What else would I expect from a shrimp with a napoleon complex that looks like he is 14 yrs old though?
man, you really got me. my feelz are hurt.

You mean your "friend" works for a nationally funded organization, and supports global warming? Color me shocked.

Shrimp? Im pretty sure I am average height for a male American. 7 pounds under the average weight, but that number is inflated by the large number of fatasses we have in our country.

Oh yeah, and your "sources" are written by a neurologist. Im sure he is bringing a qualified opinion on global warming to the table.

Keep grasping, bud.
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May 7, 2013 8:10pm
Pick6;1439656 wrote:tl;dr
That site uses the same software as Deadspin, though.
one of the gawker media sites.

Go to their site fleshbot.com next time you're at work or school
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May 7, 2013 8:25pm
Mohican00;1439706 wrote:one of the gawker media sites.

Go to their site fleshbot.com next time you're at work or school

I prefer fleshlight.
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May 8, 2013 10:31am
paleo is the scientology of diets.
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May 8, 2013 10:33am
Paleo usually causes people to put more healthy foods in their body. Any diet is a good diet, when you are changing the BAD parts of your eating habits.
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May 8, 2013 10:42am
Commander of Awesome;1439671 wrote: There isn't disputing of the data. Its a fact.
Except for the whole, you know, doctoring of the facts.

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/01/23/breaking-news-scientist-admits-ipcc-used-fake-data-to-pressure-policy-makers/

[URL]http://tucsoncitizen.com/wryheat/2012/07/18/new-study-shows-that-50-of-warming-claimed-by-ipcc-is-fake/


D[/URL]on't want to join the argument, just adding in truth.
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May 8, 2013 11:14am
That's fine ihslep, but IFCC doesn't stand for every science organization on Climate Change. They are one of many. The scientific Opinion on global warming across the board and most countries (least any with any reliable science to back it up) agree with over a 90% consensus agreement that Earth's Climate system is warming and humans humans are causing most of it. I could post a bunch of scientific papers etc... but my guess is most people wouldn't bother to read it, nor would they give a shit. It would just dumbasses like pick6 championing one faux news article or a crack pot website. If you don't believe in climate change by now, I'm not sure what else to tell you.
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May 8, 2013 11:15am
ernest_t_bass;1440067 wrote:Paleo usually causes people to put more healthy foods in their body. Any diet is a good diet, when you are changing the BAD parts of your eating habits.
And that is true. Any of these diets that have you eat beter, excercise is going to work and if you follow them you will see positive results.
It was like what I used to say about that hooked on phonics program that went around years ago. They guaranteed your kid would get better grades or your money back.
Well, yeah, if you put that much extra time into your studies then your grades will get better. The same would have been said if the parent just had spent an extra 30 min a day with their kid helping with homework and reading and such without th eprogram.....

but anyways............
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May 8, 2013 11:17am
Commander of Awesome;1440091 wrote:That's fine ihslep, but IFCC doesn't stand for every science organization on Climate Change. They are one of many. The scientific Opinion on global warming across the board and most countries (least any with any reliable science to back it up) agree with over a 90% consensus agreement that Earth's Climate system is warming and humans humans are causing most of it. I could post a bunch of scientific papers etc... but my guess is most people wouldn't bother to read it, nor would they give a ****. It would just dumbasses like pick6 championing one faux news article or a crack pot website. If you don't believe in climate change by now, I'm not sure what else to tell you.
The main thing that I think most people cannot get over is that through the history of the year (4000 years according to that science test that was posted on FB..) there have been many, many climate changes, and most have come without humans around and certainly not with greenhouse gases etc.
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MontyBrunswick
May 8, 2013 12:12pm
The thread is about LOL PALEO, not global warming.

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thavoice
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May 8, 2013 12:14pm
dlazz;1440147 wrote:The thread is about LOL PALEO, not global warming.

gfy's
healthy eating = more cleansing the body hence shitting and pissing out all the bad shit = more toxic gases in the air = global warming.
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May 8, 2013 12:17pm
thavoice;1440148 wrote:healthy eating = more cleansing the body hence shitting and pissing out all the bad shit = more toxic gases in the air = global warming.
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May 8, 2013 3:07pm
Commander of Awesome;1440091 wrote:That's fine ihslep, but IFCC doesn't stand for every science organization on Climate Change. They are one of many. The scientific Opinion on global warming across the board and most countries (least any with any reliable science to back it up) agree with over a 90% consensus agreement that Earth's Climate system is warming and humans humans are causing most of it. I could post a bunch of scientific papers etc... but my guess is most people wouldn't bother to read it, nor would they give a shit. It would just dumbasses like pick6 championing one faux news article or a crack pot website. If you don't believe in climate change by now, I'm not sure what else to tell you.
Nobody said they dont believe in climate change you stupid fuck. Please continue to post articles supporting climate change by neurologists (lol). Nobody cares.
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May 8, 2013 3:53pm
Pick6;1440350 wrote:Nobody said they dont believe in climate change you stupid fuck. Please continue to post articles supporting climate change by neurologists (lol). Nobody cares.
Alright little guy, you've asked for it.

Anthony Watts (from your precious little links about IPCC) is not a climate scientist and has NEVER published a scientific paper on climate change in his life. His website is available on the internet but he is NOT a respected climatologist and his information is not peer reviewed (and he is funded by fossil fuel companies NICE FUCKING FAIL NUMBNUTS). Not the most reliable source of climate science. The National Academy of Science, the most respected scientific arm in the United States has a really good report on it, so does the academy of science of every developed country (again lolfail). He could also see rulings and reports from the Supreme Court, Pentagon, World Bank, and yes the IPCC to get good information on the real threats of climate change and greenhouse gas emissions. I like this bluntly honest recent report attached from the World Bank, http://climatechange.worldbank.org/content/climate-change-report-warns-dramatically-warmer-world-century (those right wing hippies must have a political agenda! you dumbshit).

2012 was the hottest year on record in the continental U.S. and we haven't had a month that is colder than the 20th century average since 1985 meaning we don't have record cold months anymore! If the climate wasn't changing we would have the same record of monthly and daily highs and lows. We now way more highs than lows. You can follow this twitter feed showing atmospheric CO2 levels going up, and how it corresponds to temperature changes in the past. It is about to pass 400 ppm for the first time in human history @keeling_curve - There you go little guy.


It's important for you to want to learn about this though. Not google 'climate change is a hoax' and quote whatever pops up.



They will have another assessment on U.S based climate change threats in the near future, a draft is available here: http://www.globalchange.gov/what-we-do/assessment



Even if this doesn't convince you, it doesn't matter, the physics of the planet you live on are changing, you will eventually come around (probably when you stop reading fucking trash funded by oil compaines), or just be wrong the rest of your life! You will probably invest in beach front property like a chump with your top 26 accounting firm job.

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May 8, 2013 3:55pm
Commander of Awesome;1440396 wrote:Alright little guy, you've asked for it.

Anthony Watts (from your precious little links about IPCC) is not a climate scientist and has NEVER published a scientific paper on climate change in his life. His website is available on the internet but he is NOT a respected climatologist and his information is not peer reviewed (and he is funded by fossil fuel companies NICE FUCKING FAIL NUMBNUTS). Not the most reliable source of climate science. The National Academy of Science, the most respected scientific arm in the United States has a really good report on it, so does the academy of science of every developed country (again lolfail). He could also see rulings and reports from the Supreme Court, Pentagon, World Bank, and yes the IPCC to get good information on the real threats of climate change and greenhouse gas emissions. I like this bluntly honest recent report attached from the World Bank, http://climatechange.worldbank.org/content/climate-change-report-warns-dramatically-warmer-world-century (those right wing hippies must have a political agenda! you dumbshit).

2012 was the hottest year on record in the continental U.S. and we haven't had a month that is colder than the 20th century average since 1985 meaning we don't have record cold months anymore! If the climate wasn't changing we would have the same record of monthly and daily highs and lows. We now way more highs than lows. You can follow this twitter feed showing atmospheric CO2 levels going up, and how it corresponds to temperature changes in the past. It is about to pass 400 ppm for the first time in human history @keeling_curve - There you go little guy.


It's important for you to want to learn about this though. Not google 'climate change is a hoax' and quote whatever pops up.



They will have another assessment on U.S based climate change threats in the near future, a draft is available here: http://www.globalchange.gov/what-we-do/assessment



Even if this doesn't convince you, it doesn't matter, the physics of the planet you live on are changing, you will eventually come around (probably when you stop reading fucking trash funded by oil compaines), or just be wrong the rest of your life! You will probably invest in beach front property like a chump with your top 26 accounting firm job.

tl; dr. Nobody care. Nobody asked.
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May 8, 2013 3:56pm
Commander of Awesome;1440396 wrote:Alright little guy
Get him, big guy! You show him!
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May 8, 2013 3:58pm
Pick6;1440398 wrote:tl; dr. Nobody care. Nobody asked.

I would probably say the same thing if I had nothing.