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May 2, 2013 10:37 PM
This isn't an OC commandment, but there only needs to be one and if everyone followed it we'd be golden.

1. Thou shall not initiate force against another.

Done.
May 2, 2013 10:37pm
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ernest_t_bass

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May 3, 2013 7:59 AM
I thought this would actually get some decent responses, on what people thought should be a set of rules by which to live.

1. Don't kill, unless in protection from harm of oneself or family.
2. Don't steal
3. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. (Respect)
4. Don't rape.
5. Don't commit adultery.
6. Don't lie, unless in protection from harm of oneself or family.
7. Respect oneself


All I can come up with so far.
May 3, 2013 7:59am
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May 3, 2013 8:06 AM
Die in glory and collect your 70 virgins.

Die in shame and be one of those virgins.
May 3, 2013 8:06am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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May 3, 2013 8:11 AM
ernest_t_bass;1437747 wrote:I thought this would actually get some decent responses, on what people thought should be a set of rules by which to live.

1. Don't kill, unless in protection from harm of oneself or family.
2. Don't steal
3. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. (Respect)
4. Don't rape.
5. Don't commit adultery.
6. Don't lie, unless in protection from harm of oneself or family.
7. Respect oneself


All I can come up with so far.
Apparently obstruction of justice is ok with you and possibly being an accessory to a crime...good to know.
May 3, 2013 8:11am
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May 3, 2013 8:21 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1437756 wrote:Apparently obstruction of justice is ok with you and possibly being an accessory to a crime...good to know.
I was thinking more in the lines of being assaulted, etc. So I guess I'd add this:

8. Obey the laws set forth by your governing body.
May 3, 2013 8:21am
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Sonofanump

May 3, 2013 8:45 AM
ernest_t_bass;1437757 wrote:I was thinking more in the lines of being assaulted, etc. So I guess I'd add this:

8. Obey the laws set forth by your governing body.
What if our governing body is a bunch of lying cheats who are more concerned with lining their pockets that the people of this country?
May 3, 2013 8:45am
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May 3, 2013 8:47 AM
Sonofanump;1437763 wrote:What if our governing body is a bunch of lying cheats who are more concerned with lining their pockets that the people of this country?
Run like hell.
May 3, 2013 8:47am
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Tiernan

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May 3, 2013 8:54 AM
Thou shalt not give a flying fk about who somebody else is fkg.
May 3, 2013 8:54am
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May 3, 2013 8:58 AM
Tiernan;1437767 wrote:Thou shalt not give a flying fk about who somebody else is fkg.
it's the internet, you can curse.
May 3, 2013 8:58am
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WebFire

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May 3, 2013 9:01 AM
Personally, I think it's sad that people need a set of commandments to know how they should act in life.
May 3, 2013 9:01am
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Tiernan

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May 3, 2013 9:05 AM
WebFire;1437773 wrote:Personally, I think it's sad that people need a set of commandments to know how they should act in life.

...and even sadder yet that people think some type of organized religion (cults) establishes these commandments and expects their followers (sheep) to live by them. Comical actually.
May 3, 2013 9:05am
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May 3, 2013 9:07 AM
Tiernan;1437774 wrote:...and even sadder yet that people think some type of organized religion (cults) establishes these commandments and expects their followers (sheep) to live by them. Comical actually.
@Sleeper, comment?
May 3, 2013 9:07am
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May 3, 2013 9:08 AM
WebFire;1437773 wrote:Personally, I think it's sad that people need a set of commandments to know how they should act in life.
Not really. Regardless if we "need" them, they are in the minds of everyone. It's called morality.
May 3, 2013 9:08am
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May 3, 2013 9:36 AM
ernest_t_bass;1437757 wrote:8. Obey the laws set forth by your governing body.
LOL. No.
May 3, 2013 9:36am
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May 3, 2013 9:38 AM
justincredible;1437790 wrote:LOL. No.
In reference to what rawdawg was referring, I would add it.
May 3, 2013 9:38am
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May 3, 2013 10:06 AM
Thou shall work.. get a fucking job mofo
Thou shall procreate based on income .. no income no fucking or having babies mofo
Thou shall marry the bitch that birth your baby ... fucking a whore marry a whore mofo
Thou shall not vote if on government entitlements .. put nothing in the system, no vote from you mofo
Thou shall all be legal gun owners, exception are felons, illegal’s, career criminals, Politian’s, lawyers, accountants, rapist, child molesters, community organizers .. shot to kill if found with a weapon mofo</SPAN>
Thou shall all able body citizens serve their country for 3 years .. do something with your worthless life, learn responsibilities mofo</SPAN>
Thou shall wear the sign of 666 on your forehead if you’re a registered Liberal or Democrat .. mofo</SPAN>
Thou shall receive government entitlement funds based on your children GPA and class attendants .. your responsibility to make sure kids get educated so they not the next generation of entitlements mofo</SPAN>
Thou shall not have career politicians</SPAN>
Thou shall have high speed public rail transit system across America </SPAN>

I’m sorry I didn’t have breakfast and only two cup of coffee .. little cranky</SPAN>
May 3, 2013 10:06am
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May 3, 2013 10:21 AM
Belly35;1437804 wrote:Thou shall work.. get a fucking job mofo
Thou shall procreate based on income .. no income no fucking or having babies mofo
Thou shall marry the bitch that birth your baby ... fucking a whore marry a whore mofo
Thou shall not vote if on government entitlements .. put nothing in the system, no vote from you mofo
Thou shall all be legal gun owners, exception are felons, illegal&#8217;s, career criminals, Politian&#8217;s, lawyers, accountants, rapist, child molesters, community organizers .. shot to kill if found with a weapon mofo
Thou shall all able body citizens serve their country for 3 years .. do something with your worthless life, learn responsibilities mofo
Thou shall wear the sign of 666 on your forehead if you&#8217;re a registered Liberal or Democrat .. mofo
Thou shall receive government entitlement funds based on your children GPA and class attendants .. your responsibility to make sure kids get educated so they not the next generation of entitlements mofo
Thou shall not have career politicians
Thou shall have high speed public rail transit system across America

I&#8217;m sorry I didn&#8217;t have breakfast and only two cup of coffee .. little cranky
Who's going to pay for that?
May 3, 2013 10:21am
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WebFire

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May 3, 2013 10:44 AM
ernest_t_bass;1437777 wrote:Not really. Regardless if we "need" them, they are in the minds of everyone. It's called morality.
Right, that's my point. No one has to show me a list for me to know these things. I was speaking more to the religious side of it.
May 3, 2013 10:44am
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Con_Alma

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May 3, 2013 10:50 AM
WebFire;1437822 wrote:Right, that's my point. No one has to show me a list for me to know these things. I was speaking more to the religious side of it.
...just the religious right?

"...While non-religious socialists sometimes find support for socialism in the Gospels (for example Mikhail Gorbachev citing Jesus as “the first socialist”), The Christian Left does not find that socialism alone is an adequate end or means. Christian faith is the core of their belief which in turn demands social justice. ..."

from The Christian Left Welcomes You
May 3, 2013 10:50am
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May 3, 2013 10:57 AM
WebFire;1437773 wrote:Personally, I think it's sad that people need a set of commandments to know how they should act in life.
Or that these 10 are inherently perfect and need posted everywhere because of the book they are written in.

The first four are nothing more than demands that people are 100% adherent to their religion, in essence. Which takes precedence over informing them that killing and stealing are bad, mmkay? A waste of space and, if anything, support my line of thinking that all of this stuff is man-made and not any word of any god.

Well, unless you're of the opinion that your supposedly perfect deity is really a petty, jealous bitch who feels it necessary to command people four times to obey it first and foremost, not worship other idols, etc. before being like, "Oh...yeah, also don't kill, steal, cheat on your spouse and a couple other things...c-ya!"
May 3, 2013 10:57am
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May 3, 2013 10:58 AM
WebFire;1437822 wrote:Right, that's my point. No one has to show me a list for me to know these things. I was speaking more to the religious side of it.
Right... but what I'm asking in this thread... what are your top 10 "life rules?"
May 3, 2013 10:58am
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May 3, 2013 11:00 AM
ernest_t_bass;1437840 wrote:"life rules?"
Money over everything
May 3, 2013 11:00am
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May 3, 2013 11:10 AM
1. If it isn't yours, don't fuck with it.
2. If you fucked with it, admit it and make it right.
May 3, 2013 11:10am
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Sonofanump

May 3, 2013 11:10 AM
ernest_t_bass;1437764 wrote:Run like hell.
Start running.
May 3, 2013 11:10am
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WebFire

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May 3, 2013 11:10 AM
ernest_t_bass;1437840 wrote:Right... but what I'm asking in this thread... what are your top 10 "life rules?"
Sorry, my comment wasn't really targeted to your OP. More for the religious talk the was stirred up.
May 3, 2013 11:10am