like_that
Posts: 26,625
Apr 25, 2013 9:14am
Which roles would the posters take on?
President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.
Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.
Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.
Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.
Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.
Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.
Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.
Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.
Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.
The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)
The workout freak: BR
The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep
The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB
The black guy to increase diversity: gblock
The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin
House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.
The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly
The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg
Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun
The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice
The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner
President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.
Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.
Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.
Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.
Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.
Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.
Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.
Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.
Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.
The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)
The workout freak: BR
The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep
The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB
The black guy to increase diversity: gblock
The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin
House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.
The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly
The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg
Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun
The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice
The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner
gorocks99
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Apr 25, 2013 9:27am
justincredible:
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Apr 25, 2013 9:32am
By the way the old guy who hasn’t graduated yet and hasn't learned shit ... bangs more sorority bitches 
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justincredible
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Apr 25, 2013 9:34am
I lol'd.
justincredible
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Apr 25, 2013 9:40am
like_that
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Apr 25, 2013 9:42am
Edited to place rawdawg in the suck up group.
justincredible
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Apr 25, 2013 9:46am
I don't think he fits in that group.like_that;1433318 wrote:Edited to place rawdawg in the suck up group.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Apr 25, 2013 9:48am
I suppose he could be the guy who got kicked out of the fraternity.justincredible;1433321 wrote:I don't think he fits in that group.
gorocks99
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Apr 25, 2013 9:48am
Adsense:
justincredible
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Apr 25, 2013 9:49am
lol'd. Hard.gorocks99;1433325 wrote:Adsense:
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Apr 25, 2013 10:02am
Another Popularity contest I won't win.
/CCrunner'd
/CCrunner'd
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Apr 25, 2013 10:04am
Good call. Edited to add ccrunner's role.Curly J;1433330 wrote:Another Popularity contest I won't win.
/CCrunner'd
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vball10set
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Apr 25, 2013 10:05am
House Mother - Con_Alma 
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Apr 25, 2013 10:21am
Haha well done.
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Apr 25, 2013 10:22am
lol pretty good. I'd vote Terry Tate for treasurer though.
like_that
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Apr 25, 2013 10:30am
Why is that?Iliketurtles;1433351 wrote:lol pretty good. I'd vote Terry Tate for treasurer though.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Apr 25, 2013 10:31am
Mcburg as his assistant.The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
Apr 25, 2013 10:34am
I like it except I most definitely wouldn't increase GPA, I "enjoyed" college too much for that if you catch my drift.
I can be the jewish liason to bring in slutty jewish girls.
I can be the jewish liason to bring in slutty jewish girls.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Apr 25, 2013 10:36am
mtrulz
"Everybody thought mtrulz was brain damaged"
"Everybody thought mtrulz was brain damaged"
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 25, 2013 10:58am
You forgot "Token Paraplegic to fulfill quota." R. Scott Carlton, Houston, TX.
(he doesn't care if you know his name. He said so on these very boards).
(he doesn't care if you know his name. He said so on these very boards).
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 25, 2013 11:04am
I like my role. I also could fill the treasurer role, as I did that for our Ultimate Frisbee team in college. And performed my duties as well as you might imagine a drunk pothead would.
The number of times I got phone calls asking if I'd dropped off receipts and statements to the head of club sports, followed by something like, "Dude, come on! You gotta do that TODAY!" was too many to mention.
The number of times I got phone calls asking if I'd dropped off receipts and statements to the head of club sports, followed by something like, "Dude, come on! You gotta do that TODAY!" was too many to mention.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Apr 25, 2013 11:05am
ernest_t_bass;1433388 wrote:You forgot "Token Paraplegic to fulfill quota." R. Scott Carlton, Houston, TX.
(he doesn't care if you know his name. He said so on these very boards).
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Apr 25, 2013 11:06am
Wheres the fat guy at?!
Heretic
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Apr 25, 2013 11:10am
Depends. Are you up for doing frat-record kegstands, followed by face-diving through a coffee table?GoChiefs;1433398 wrote:Wheres the fat guy at?!
That is a requirement for any respectable frat's fat guy.
justincredible
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Apr 25, 2013 11:14am
Present.GoChiefs;1433398 wrote:Wheres the fat guy at?!
