gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Apr 25, 2013 3:33pm
Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. No intramural championships after three years Ironman will be fired along with justin and heretic then we will switch back to double secret probation.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 25, 2013 3:37pm
gorocks99;1433594 wrote:Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. No intramural championships after three years Ironman will be fired along with justin and heretic then we will switch back to double secret probation.
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Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 25, 2013 3:38pm
I get fired? That means I'll have to stop doing nothing here and go and do nothing somewhere else!!!gorocks99;1433594 wrote:Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. No intramural championships after three years Ironman will be fired along with justin and heretic then we will switch back to double secret probation.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Apr 25, 2013 3:38pm
Ironman92;1433597 wrote:B+
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Gblock
Apr 25, 2013 3:40pm
i just want a spot on the floor hockey team clearly the best intramural sport imo
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 25, 2013 3:42pm
gorocks99;1433600 wrote:
Lol
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Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Apr 25, 2013 3:46pm
You need to add NCF as the rival frat dick that tries to leg press us into oblivion.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Apr 25, 2013 3:50pm
Gibby as the douche member who wants to start his own frat because he thinks he can do it better.
Per like_that's disdain for my name change, I'll be the guy who was pretty cool for the first year or two until he feels some bullshit sense of responsibility and makes a change in his life to try and be a more mature member of the frat and becomes a massive douche. I randomly get drunk and revert back at times.
Per like_that's disdain for my name change, I'll be the guy who was pretty cool for the first year or two until he feels some bullshit sense of responsibility and makes a change in his life to try and be a more mature member of the frat and becomes a massive douche. I randomly get drunk and revert back at times.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Apr 25, 2013 4:20pm
SnotBubbles;1433546 wrote:I don't want to be in a fraternity. I don't need to pay for friends!!
I'll come to your parties and bang your sorority girls though.
You get seconds and like it ... mofo :laugh:
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Apr 25, 2013 4:29pm
Once again this could be Heretic. I was gonna say Sage, but he isn't around much anymore.sportchampps;1433580 wrote:You missed the frat house drug dealer every house has one
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Apr 25, 2013 4:31pm
He's too busy slingin' his Meth on the mean streets of the internets.Curly J;1433639 wrote:Once again this could be Heretic. I was gonna say Sage, but he isn't around much anymore.
/inbe4OTrap
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
Apr 25, 2013 4:38pm
False....ice hockey and dodgeball are the two bestGblock;1433601 wrote:i just want a spot on the floor hockey team clearly the best intramural sport imo
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 25, 2013 4:43pm
Drug-dealing pothead historian?Curly J;1433639 wrote:Once again this could be Heretic. I was gonna say Sage, but he isn't around much anymore.
Trust me. NO ONE wants to give me that many responsibilities. It always turns out badly...
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Apr 25, 2013 4:59pm
Eh idk about ice hockey but definitely dodgeball is the best.lhslep134;1433644 wrote:False....ice hockey and dodgeball are the two best
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Apr 25, 2013 4:59pm
I always pictured this being Boatshoes
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
Apr 25, 2013 5:13pm
Iliketurtles;1433659 wrote:Eh idk about ice hockey but definitely dodgeball is the best.
well hockey was fun because no one played before (we played in lowest league) and everyone was slipping and falling and they let us get away with some basic checks.
Most fun season of intramurals I've had
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 25, 2013 5:15pm
I'll add to this. The jewish guys in our fraternity also did nothing to help our gpa.lhslep134;1433361 wrote:I like it except I most definitely wouldn't increase GPA, I "enjoyed" college too much for that if you catch my drift.
I can be the jewish liason to bring in slutty jewish girls.
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Apr 25, 2013 5:21pm
The best intramurals were broomball and dodgeball well that and coed beach volleyball was fun because of the swimsuits
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Apr 25, 2013 6:58pm
Pick6;1433640 wrote:He's too busy slingin' his Meth on the mean streets of the internets.
/inbe4OTrap
Touche, though I think the word he used was "rock."
I'll be the Welsh guy who helps with the GPA and fakes being Jewish.justincredible;1433671 wrote:I'll add to this. The jewish guys in our fraternity also did nothing to help our gpa.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Apr 25, 2013 7:06pm
I'm chilling out and matching bowls with Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic.
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MontyBrunswick
Apr 25, 2013 8:45pm
Fuck off, I don't want to be in your stupid frat.
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O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Apr 25, 2013 9:46pm
mtrulz is the 17-year-old local HS kid trying to sneak into all the parties and pretend he's a college student.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Apr 25, 2013 9:47pm
like_that;1433284 wrote:Which roles would the posters take on?
President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.
Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.
Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.
Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.
Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.
Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.
Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.
Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.
Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.
The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)
The workout freak: BR
The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep
The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB
The black guy to increase diversity: gblock
The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin
House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.
The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly
The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg
Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun
The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice
The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner
I would be the best vp eva!
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 25, 2013 9:49pm
wes_mantooth;1433932 wrote:I would be the best vp eva!
Top 26
/sleeper'd
Sugartitz
Posts: 66
Apr 25, 2013 10:24pm
I think I might be the house slam piece...just sayin,Commander of Awesome;1433457 wrote:Yeah, be glad he didn't make her the house slam piece.
I would add SQ/Rock as the mental weak pussies who had a melt down and quit college bc they couldn't handle being away from home.