GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Apr 25, 2013 11:19am
Heretic;1433401 wrote:Depends. Are you up for doing frat-record kegstands, followed by face-diving through a coffee table?
That is a requirement for any respectable frat's fat guy.
Well duh.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Apr 25, 2013 11:20am
justincredible;1433405 wrote:Present.
:thumbup:
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Apr 25, 2013 11:30am
LMAO. That is golden.justincredible;1433405 wrote:Present.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Apr 25, 2013 11:31am
Gee, thanks.like_that;1433284 wrote:Which roles would the posters take on?
President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.
Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.
Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.
Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.
Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.
Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.
Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.
Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.
Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.
The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)
The workout freak: BR
The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep
The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB
The black guy to increase diversity: gblock
The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin
House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.
The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly
The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg
Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun
The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice
The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Apr 25, 2013 11:32am
Shit..
Terry_Tate
Posts: 7,606
Apr 25, 2013 11:35am
Iliketurtles;1433351 wrote:lol pretty good. I'd vote Terry Tate for treasurer though.
This, sir, is how you get reps.
I'm the controller/CFO for a fairly good sized company. Could bring a little responsibility to the group and also have awkward moments where I try to be cool and fit in.like_that;1433355 wrote:Why is that?
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Apr 25, 2013 11:36am
lol, at least he didn't say "since you suck more", amirite?Fab4Runner;1433426 wrote:Gee, thanks.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Apr 25, 2013 11:38am
Haha, true.vball10set;1433435 wrote:lol, at least he didn't say "since you suck more", amirite?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 25, 2013 11:39am
That'd probably make you more qualified than me. I'd be a great treasurer for frats in the "actively trying to lose their charter" situation, but not much else.Terry_Tate;1433434 wrote:I'm the controller/CFO for a fairly good sized company. Could bring a little responsibility to the group and also have awkward moments where I try to be cool and fit in.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Apr 25, 2013 11:53am
Sleeper can be the recruiter, since him and his multiple usernames are accountable for ~half of the members registered on the forum.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Apr 25, 2013 11:55am
Yeah, be glad he didn't make her the house slam piece.vball10set;1433435 wrote:lol, at least he didn't say "since you suck more", amirite?
I would add SQ/Rock as the mental weak pussies who had a melt down and quit college bc they couldn't handle being away from home.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 25, 2013 12:01pm
I don't know that either of them would make it more than half a quarter. They'd be like Ben Affleck's character in Dazed and Confused (the complete asshole who no one really likes, so everyone's cool with them getting clowned by younger kids, which causes them to snap, storm off and never be seen again).Commander of Awesome;1433457 wrote:Yeah, be glad he didn't make her the house slam piece.
I would add SQ/Rock as the mental weak pussies who had a melt down and quit college bc they couldn't handle being away from home.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Apr 25, 2013 12:02pm
You REALLY like that movie.Heretic;1433462 wrote:I don't know that either of them would make it more than half a quarter. They'd be like Ben Affleck's character in Dazed and Confused (the complete asshole who no one really likes, so everyone's cool with them getting clowned by younger kids, which causes them to snap, storm off and never be seen again).
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Apr 25, 2013 12:03pm
You dont?like_that;1433464 wrote:You REALLY like that movie.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Apr 25, 2013 12:05pm
I do. Heretic has been referring to it many times the last few days. I think he should propose to the angry sorority girl and get it over with.Commander of Awesome;1433466 wrote:You dont?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 25, 2013 12:17pm
Hmm...good idea! Until she stabs me for not being dressed appropriately for some social gathering or another.like_that;1433467 wrote:I do. Heretic has been referring to it many times the last few days. I think he should propose to the angry sorority girl and get it over with.
With D&C, probably has to do with how, when I bought it a long time ago, I think I watched the damn thing every night for three straight weeks.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Apr 25, 2013 2:10pm
I don't want to be in a fraternity. I don't need to pay for friends!!
I'll come to your parties and bang your sorority girls though.
I'll come to your parties and bang your sorority girls though.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Apr 25, 2013 2:21pm
FIFYlike_that;1433464 wrote:You REALLY like_that movie.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 25, 2013 2:48pm
It was glad to win the contest but the next few hours were not fun.like_that;1433423 wrote:LMAO. That is golden.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Apr 25, 2013 3:13pm
:rolleyes:SnotBubbles;1433546 wrote:I don't want to be in a fraternity. I don't need to pay for friends!!.
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Apr 25, 2013 3:15pm
You missed the frat house drug dealer every house has one
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 25, 2013 3:21pm
like_that;1433284 wrote:Which roles would the posters take on?
President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.
Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.
Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.
Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.
Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.
Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.
Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.
Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.
Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.
The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)
The workout freak: BR
The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep
The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB
The black guy to increase diversity: gblock
The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin
House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.
The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly
The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg
Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun
The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice
The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner
Listen here God fuckin damnit, I am sick and fuckin tired of your treatment. You know God damn well I am far too big of an ASSet and far too active to just have such a small role just 3 times a year. I need something else...coach, story teller (bout my kids), sports trivia for game night, but preferably something bandwagonish (maybe I can be the guy who always roots for and favors other fraternities?)
Also...nothing for lotz???
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Gblock
Apr 25, 2013 3:24pm
ironman can set up the intermural teams and tournaments
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Gblock
Apr 25, 2013 3:25pm
intramurals?
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 25, 2013 3:31pm
Gblock;1433590 wrote:ironman can set up the intermural teams and tournaments
We'd get killed. Lol