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gorocks99

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Apr 25, 2013 3:33 PM
Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. No intramural championships after three years Ironman will be fired along with justin and heretic then we will switch back to double secret probation.
Apr 25, 2013 3:33pm
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Apr 25, 2013 3:37 PM
gorocks99;1433594 wrote:Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. No intramural championships after three years Ironman will be fired along with justin and heretic then we will switch back to double secret probation.

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Apr 25, 2013 3:37pm
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Heretic

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Apr 25, 2013 3:38 PM
gorocks99;1433594 wrote:Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. No intramural championships after three years Ironman will be fired along with justin and heretic then we will switch back to double secret probation.
I get fired? That means I'll have to stop doing nothing here and go and do nothing somewhere else!!!
Apr 25, 2013 3:38pm
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gorocks99

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Apr 25, 2013 3:38 PM
Ironman92;1433597 wrote:B+
Apr 25, 2013 3:38pm
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Gblock

Apr 25, 2013 3:40 PM
i just want a spot on the floor hockey team clearly the best intramural sport imo
Apr 25, 2013 3:40pm
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Ironman92

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Apr 25, 2013 3:42 PM
gorocks99;1433600 wrote:

Lol

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Apr 25, 2013 3:42pm
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Apr 25, 2013 3:46 PM
You need to add NCF as the rival frat dick that tries to leg press us into oblivion.
Apr 25, 2013 3:46pm
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Apr 25, 2013 3:50 PM
Gibby as the douche member who wants to start his own frat because he thinks he can do it better.

Per like_that's disdain for my name change, I'll be the guy who was pretty cool for the first year or two until he feels some bullshit sense of responsibility and makes a change in his life to try and be a more mature member of the frat and becomes a massive douche. I randomly get drunk and revert back at times.
Apr 25, 2013 3:50pm
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Apr 25, 2013 4:20 PM
SnotBubbles;1433546 wrote:I don't want to be in a fraternity. I don't need to pay for friends!!

I'll come to your parties and bang your sorority girls though.


You get seconds and like it ... mofo :laugh:
Apr 25, 2013 4:20pm
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Apr 25, 2013 4:29 PM
sportchampps;1433580 wrote:You missed the frat house drug dealer every house has one
Once again this could be Heretic. I was gonna say Sage, but he isn't around much anymore.
Apr 25, 2013 4:29pm
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Apr 25, 2013 4:31 PM
Curly J;1433639 wrote:Once again this could be Heretic. I was gonna say Sage, but he isn't around much anymore.
He's too busy slingin' his Meth on the mean streets of the internets.

/inbe4OTrap
Apr 25, 2013 4:31pm
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lhslep134

why so serious?

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Apr 25, 2013 4:38 PM
Gblock;1433601 wrote:i just want a spot on the floor hockey team clearly the best intramural sport imo
False....ice hockey and dodgeball are the two best
Apr 25, 2013 4:38pm
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Heretic

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Apr 25, 2013 4:43 PM
Curly J;1433639 wrote:Once again this could be Heretic. I was gonna say Sage, but he isn't around much anymore.
Drug-dealing pothead historian?

Trust me. NO ONE wants to give me that many responsibilities. It always turns out badly...
Apr 25, 2013 4:43pm
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Iliketurtles

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Apr 25, 2013 4:59 PM
lhslep134;1433644 wrote:False....ice hockey and dodgeball are the two best
Eh idk about ice hockey but definitely dodgeball is the best.
Apr 25, 2013 4:59pm
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gut

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Apr 25, 2013 4:59 PM
I always pictured this being Boatshoes

Apr 25, 2013 4:59pm
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why so serious?

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Apr 25, 2013 5:13 PM
Iliketurtles;1433659 wrote:Eh idk about ice hockey but definitely dodgeball is the best.

well hockey was fun because no one played before (we played in lowest league) and everyone was slipping and falling and they let us get away with some basic checks.

Most fun season of intramurals I've had
Apr 25, 2013 5:13pm
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Apr 25, 2013 5:15 PM
lhslep134;1433361 wrote:I like it except I most definitely wouldn't increase GPA, I "enjoyed" college too much for that if you catch my drift.

I can be the jewish liason to bring in slutty jewish girls.
I'll add to this. The jewish guys in our fraternity also did nothing to help our gpa.
Apr 25, 2013 5:15pm
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sportchampps

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Apr 25, 2013 5:21 PM
The best intramurals were broomball and dodgeball well that and coed beach volleyball was fun because of the swimsuits
Apr 25, 2013 5:21pm
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Apr 25, 2013 6:58 PM
Pick6;1433640 wrote:He's too busy slingin' his Meth on the mean streets of the internets.

/inbe4OTrap

Touche, though I think the word he used was "rock."
justincredible;1433671 wrote:I'll add to this. The jewish guys in our fraternity also did nothing to help our gpa.
I'll be the Welsh guy who helps with the GPA and fakes being Jewish.
Apr 25, 2013 6:58pm
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Apr 25, 2013 7:06 PM
I'm chilling out and matching bowls with Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic.
Apr 25, 2013 7:06pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 25, 2013 8:45 PM
Fuck off, I don't want to be in your stupid frat.

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Apr 25, 2013 8:45pm
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O-Trap

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Apr 25, 2013 9:46 PM
mtrulz is the 17-year-old local HS kid trying to sneak into all the parties and pretend he's a college student.
Apr 25, 2013 9:46pm
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Apr 25, 2013 9:47 PM
like_that;1433284 wrote:Which roles would the posters take on?

President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.

Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.

Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.

Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.

Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.

Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.

Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.

Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.

Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.

The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman

The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)

The workout freak: BR

The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep

The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB

The black guy to increase diversity: gblock

The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin

House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.

The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly

The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg

Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun

The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice

The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner

I would be the best vp eva!
Apr 25, 2013 9:47pm
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Apr 25, 2013 9:49 PM
wes_mantooth;1433932 wrote:I would be the best vp eva!

Top 26

/sleeper'd
Apr 25, 2013 9:49pm
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Apr 25, 2013 10:24 PM
Commander of Awesome;1433457 wrote:Yeah, be glad he didn't make her the house slam piece.

I would add SQ/Rock as the mental weak pussies who had a melt down and quit college bc they couldn't handle being away from home.
I think I might be the house slam piece...just sayin,
Apr 25, 2013 10:24pm