like_that;1433284 wrote:Which roles would the posters take on?
President: Justin obviously. Stressed out daily. He wants to be cool with the shit show going on, but also wants to fix things up. He recieves a lot of backlash whichever way he goes.
Vice President: Typically the person holding this position in the fraternity doesn't do shit. He just sits back and watches (partakes as well) in the shit show. Everyone likes him and would rather have him as the president, but he knows he is much better off as the VP. I think Wes would fill this up perfectly.
Secretary: I can see O-Trap composing 5000+ word emails to recap what is going on in the fraternity.
Treasurer: Not sure who belongs here, but since LJ is an expert at everything I will just place him here. Sleeper would also be a solid choice the more I think about it. He could use his McDonalds to help fund the fraternity.
Historian: Heretic seems to know a lot about OC's history.
Recruiter: Based on the amount of new members, I would say nobody holds this position.
Pledge Educator: COA and I would bring the hurt feelz.
Social chair: dlazz. Very social and likes people.
Pledeges: ETB and Snot. Unfortunately we end up killing ETB by hazing him with keystone, and Snot ends up killing himself due to the constant stress of hazing.
The faculty advisor who pretends he doesn't give a shit about how the fraternity is turning into a shit show, only to go on a QQ rant every 4 months or so about the state of the fraternity: Ironman
The pot heads: Durkie, Big mirg, and Heretic (being a historian doesn't take much time, and thus why heretic took the position)
The workout freak: BR
The Jewish guy to increase house GPA: lhslep
The smug know it all that nobody likes and is a misfit with the fraternity. Only reason he is in is because he is a legacy: MB
The black guy to increase diversity: gblock
The caramel guy to increase diversity: Rmolin
House sweetheart: Only 2 ladies post on this site from what I have seen (fab and ytowngirl), and since fab sucks less than ytown I will go with fab.
The old senior who hasn't graduated yet, and obviously hasn't learned shit from college: belly
The only guys who suck up to the president: queencitybuckeye and rawdawg
Inter-fraternity council (IFC). The one who brings down petty sanctions on fraternities, and everyone hates: fly4fun
The member of the fraternity who doesn't enjoy fraternity life because he is whipped by his shitty woman: thavoice
The senior who will hit on the 17 year old freshmen: CCrunner
Listen here God fuckin damnit, I am sick and fuckin tired of your treatment. You know God damn well I am far too big of an ASSet and far too active to just have such a small role just 3 times a year. I need something else...coach, story teller (bout my kids), sports trivia for game night, but preferably something bandwagonish (maybe I can be the guy who always roots for and favors other fraternities?)
Also...nothing for lotz???
