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How would you punish the Bostom marathoner bomber?

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said_aouita

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Apr 20, 2013 1:27 AM
First thing to come to mind is place him inside a banks safe vault with one of his pressure cooker bombs.

A decompression chamber would be fun too.
Apr 19, 2013 9:27pm
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Tigerfan00

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Apr 20, 2013 1:33 AM
There was another bomber in Bostom?

What the hell.
Apr 19, 2013 9:33pm
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Midstate01

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Apr 20, 2013 1:39 AM
Make him run marathon then waterboarding
Apr 19, 2013 9:39pm
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hasbeen

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Apr 20, 2013 1:45 AM
I'd make him read the OC politics forum. Every day.
Apr 19, 2013 9:45pm
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skank

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Apr 20, 2013 1:54 AM
Make him read everything that coa and tigerfan posts.

The two bombers names look like something that tigerfan was trying to spell.
Apr 19, 2013 9:54pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Apr 20, 2013 1:56 AM
Get him healthy. Question him. Shoot him.
Apr 19, 2013 9:56pm
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Midstate01

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Apr 20, 2013 1:59 AM
Let him spend the night with cc. Then cgw. Then send him to Steubenville
Apr 19, 2013 9:59pm
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rydawg5

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Apr 20, 2013 2:26 AM
trial.
Apr 19, 2013 10:26pm
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vball10set

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Apr 20, 2013 2:31 AM
lol
Apr 19, 2013 10:31pm
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rydawg5

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Apr 20, 2013 2:37 AM
Trial.
Apr 19, 2013 10:37pm
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bases_loaded

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Apr 20, 2013 2:51 AM
Let the 8 year olds father sit a backpack of explosives next to his knees.
Apr 19, 2013 10:51pm
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wes_mantooth

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Apr 20, 2013 2:57 AM
I would buy him courtside season tickets to the Cavaliers....and force him to watch every game.

Suicide would be imminent
Apr 19, 2013 10:57pm
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vball10set

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Apr 20, 2013 11:12 AM
wes_mantooth;1430305 wrote:I would buy him season tickets to the Cavaliers/Browns/Indians....and force him to watch every game.

Suicide would be imminent
fify :cool:
Apr 20, 2013 7:12am
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ernest_t_bass

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Apr 20, 2013 11:29 AM
Choot em
Apr 20, 2013 7:29am
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

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Apr 20, 2013 1:59 PM
Lock him in a room with belly and make him spell check his posts and correct his grammer.

Torture you say?


I think not. he is a an armed combatant.
Apr 20, 2013 9:59am
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Apr 20, 2013 2:46 PM
Spanish Donkey

Apr 20, 2013 10:46am
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Heretic

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Apr 20, 2013 3:06 PM
hasbeen;1430165 wrote:I'd make him read the OC politics forum. Every day.
Most courts would find reading Quaker and Belly to be cruel and unusual punishment, so I agree.
Apr 20, 2013 11:06am
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Brudda o da bomber

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Apr 20, 2013 3:06 PM
Is this Thavoice's wife's sex cave?
LJ;1430410 wrote:Spanish Donkey

Apr 20, 2013 11:06am
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Heretic

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Apr 20, 2013 3:07 PM
Midstate01;1430221 wrote:Let him spend the night with cc. Then cgw. Then send him to Steubenville
At least this time, FWK would be right when he starts assessing blame to him for what happens!
Apr 20, 2013 11:07am
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Brudda o da bomber

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Apr 20, 2013 3:11 PM
Heretic;1430424 wrote:At least this time, FWK would be right when he starts assessing blame to him for what happens!
Only 5 percent though
Apr 20, 2013 11:11am
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Tiernan

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Apr 20, 2013 3:36 PM
Torture pure and simple to get as much info as possible then kill him.
Apr 20, 2013 11:36am
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said_aouita

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Apr 20, 2013 9:14 PM
An oldie but a goodie.

Scaphism-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
Apr 20, 2013 5:14pm
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said_aouita

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Apr 20, 2013 9:16 PM

This would make for a great PPV if camera inside of bull. Could also have a line in vegas.

How long would he stay alive? Over an hour? Whats your bet?
Apr 20, 2013 5:16pm
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said_aouita

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Apr 20, 2013 11:45 PM
ccrunner609;1430601 wrote:that is fucked up
They then keep his face continually turned towards the sun; and it becomes completely covered up and hidden by the multitude of flies that settle on it. And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed. When the man is manifestly dead, the uppermost boat being taken off, they find his flesh devoured, and swarms of such noisome creatures preying upon and, as it were, growing to his inwards. In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired." —Plutarch, Life of Artaxerxes




Good times
Apr 20, 2013 7:45pm