It feels like I got kicked in the nuts...

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justincredible
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Apr 17, 2013 1:23pm
But I haven't been kicked in the nuts. WTF is going on? It hurts to sit. It hurts to walk. Am I dying?
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wildcats20
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Apr 17, 2013 1:24pm
Hernia?
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SnotBubbles
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Apr 17, 2013 1:24pm
Chlamydia.
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jmog
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Apr 17, 2013 1:25pm
Hernia or testicular cancer?

Hope this helps!
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sherm03
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Apr 17, 2013 1:28pm
My buddy was staying with me in college and started feeling that same thing. Pain got so bad that he actually threw up.

Turned out to be kidney stones that he was getting ready to pass.
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LJ
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Apr 17, 2013 1:29pm
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friendfromlowry
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Apr 17, 2013 1:32pm
Urinary tract infection.
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chicago510
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Apr 17, 2013 1:34pm
Any swelling, unusual lumps/bumps? One specific nut or both?

Go see your doctor. Basically no pain down there is worth fighting through.
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Laley23
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Apr 17, 2013 1:34pm
My first guess is Hernia or Kidney Stones.
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Fly4Fun
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Apr 17, 2013 1:36pm
I'm putting 500 vCash on kidney stones.
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karen lotz
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Apr 17, 2013 1:39pm
One of my friends had the same experience last fall, turned out he had some kind of rare infection in one of his nuts. Got to the doctor in time where just an antibiotic took care of it. If he had waited they would have had to remove it. I'd get to a Dr ASAP.
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ernest_t_bass
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Apr 17, 2013 1:41pm
Pics

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TedSheckler
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Apr 17, 2013 1:45pm
Go jerk off.

It's blue balls.
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Sonofanump
Apr 17, 2013 1:56pm
I'd guess kidney stones, any pain in your back? Did you drink Keystone last night? Better go get a MRI.
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mcburg93
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Apr 17, 2013 2:00pm
If I had to guess you might tell your ole lady to let go of your nuts. If that dont help I suggest using a spoon to cut them off then maybe go see a doctor. Hope this helps.

edit: If this post is in anyway considered to be deemed in violation of any rules i will take my punishment and say I am sorry. I also will not complain about my punishment what so ever.
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Flash
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Apr 17, 2013 2:20pm
Epididymitis. Look it up. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymitis
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fan_from_texas
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Apr 17, 2013 2:25pm
Std. For sure.
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fan_from_texas
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Apr 17, 2013 2:26pm
Did you recently change your workout routine?
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justincredible
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Apr 17, 2013 2:26pm
Flash;1427472 wrote:Epididymitis. Look it up.
This might be it.
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justincredible
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Apr 17, 2013 2:26pm
fan_from_texas;1427480 wrote:Did you recently change your workout routine?
Not really. I've been in the same basic routine for the last 8 or 9 months.
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Pick6
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Apr 17, 2013 2:40pm
blue balls.
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Flash
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Apr 17, 2013 3:11pm
Have you had a vasectomy and not wearing a jock while working out. The pulling on the shortened cord can cause problems too. That was my problem and when I found out what all can go wrong.
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Fred Flintstone
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Apr 17, 2013 3:20pm
Testicular Torsion - probably not but my roommate in college had it and curled up in the fetal position on the couch for a couple days.

{insert cool story bro pic}
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MontyBrunswick
Apr 17, 2013 5:40pm
My boys feel okay.

Hope this helps.
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Commander of Awesome
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Apr 17, 2013 5:53pm
Only known cure is amputation. Bummer dude.