Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Apr 17, 2013 5:55pm
He is married, so its possible.Pick6;1427500 wrote:blue balls.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Apr 17, 2013 5:56pm
Reported for harassment.ernest_t_bass;1427445 wrote:Pics
/CCRunner
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hilliardfan
Posts: 193
Apr 17, 2013 6:08pm
I get kidney stones like most people get candy. I've had/passed about 15 of them since my first one in July 2009. Every time it feels like I've been kicked in the groin and it just won't stop hurting. Fortunately, I've never experienced the back pain. For the worse ones I've also been nauseated (sp?) and needed to go to ER for MRI or xrays. Percoset is my best friend during the most severe ones.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Apr 17, 2013 6:45pm
Certified letter
skank
Posts: 6,543
Apr 17, 2013 6:49pm
Commander of Awesome;1427641 wrote:Only known cure is amputation. Bummer dude.
You just wanna take it to the taxidermist, have it stuffed, and sleep with it at night like your own little tedd....er, I mean, Peter Bear.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Apr 17, 2013 6:50pm
I pissed blood in early February. Like, a lot of it. I'm fine though.
scoreboard
Posts: 326
Apr 17, 2013 7:46pm
Tell the Mrs to quit dropping her purse.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 17, 2013 8:25pm
Hope everything is ok
/scrotumprayers
/scrotumprayers
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MontyBrunswick
Apr 17, 2013 9:24pm
Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. 4-12 after three years chud will be fired along with banner and Lombardi then we will switch back to the 4-3.justincredible;1427421 wrote:But I haven't been kicked in the nuts. WTF is going on? It hurts to sit. It hurts to walk. Am I dying?
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Apr 17, 2013 10:22pm
Could be aids, could be blue balls. Hope it's not aids justin.
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Apr 17, 2013 10:29pm
Another vote for kidney stones. When I had them, it felt like I was repeatedly kicked in the balls. I also had abdominal pain, but no back pain.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 17, 2013 10:34pm
The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 17, 2013 10:47pm
justincredible;1427835 wrote:The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.
You do reelize obamas runs them doctirs.
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Apr 17, 2013 10:49pm
justincredible;1427835 wrote:The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.
Do you do a nether region self examination regularly? No seriously.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 17, 2013 10:52pm
I mean, I'm constantly handling my balls. I've never noticed anything odd down there before.chicago510;1427861 wrote:Do you do a nether region self examination regularly? No seriously.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Apr 17, 2013 11:08pm
Sounds like you need a release. Try having sex with your wife.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 17, 2013 11:16pm
I'd rather not.like_that;1427871 wrote:Sounds like you need a release. Try having sex with your wife.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 18, 2013 6:39am
justincredible;1427876 wrote:I'd rather not.
Reps
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Apr 18, 2013 8:48am
Pun intended???chicago510;1427861 wrote:Do you do a Nethers region self examination regularly? No seriously.
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hilliardfan
Posts: 193
Apr 18, 2013 8:59am
If it's a kidney stone the pain will be back. The pain subsides once the stone settles in an area but once it starts moving again, it's back! The first stone I had took 9 weeks to pass. The rest have been considerably quicker with the exception of the two that were medically removed.justincredible;1427835 wrote:The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.
Hope this helps!
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 18, 2013 9:14am
I'm terrified of kidney stones. This does not help.hilliardfan;1427989 wrote:If it's a kidney stone the pain will be back. The pain subsides once the stone settles in an area but once it starts moving again, it's back! The first stone I had took 9 weeks to pass. The rest have been considerably quicker with the exception of the two that were medically removed.
Hope this helps!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 18, 2013 9:15am
I bet they're muslim!justincredible;1427994 wrote:I'm terrified of kidney stones. This does not help.
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Apr 18, 2013 9:18am
The only info we have right now is that they are dark skinned.ernest_t_bass;1427995 wrote:I bet they're muslim!
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Sonofanump
Apr 18, 2013 9:52am
I must have been lucky, mine passed after 3 hours. Pain only lasted an hour, the actually passing did not hurt, it was when it moved from one area to another that I dropped on the ground like a little girl into the fetal position.hilliardfan;1427989 wrote:If it's a kidney stone the pain will be back. The pain subsides once the stone settles in an area but once it starts moving again, it's back! The first stone I had took 9 weeks to pass. The rest have been considerably quicker with the exception of the two that were medically removed.
Hope this helps!