I think this HR chic wants me

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Dec 23, 2009 3:06pm
Not quite. I will be old then tho.
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Dec 23, 2009 3:07pm
Sage wrote: Zwick you're like fucking 30. No position to be talking about old. Wow.
Hey asshole!!!! 30 is not old...SMH
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Dec 23, 2009 3:10pm
Wes, you know I love you man, but the age you get your Golden Buckeye Card.... It qualifies you as old.
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Dec 23, 2009 3:11pm
Sage wrote: Wes, you know I love you man, but the age you get your Golden Buckeye Card.... It qualifies you as old.
well....fuck you then, I will take my discounted coffee and leave this thread.
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Dec 23, 2009 3:22pm
Sage wrote: It fascinates me as to how much Zwick enjoys putting on this Ladies man facade for the entire site.

Like, we get it Zwick. This is your internet act and you're probably cool in RL, but Dear God---get some fucking new material man.

Zwick posts about:

-Random Chick That Wants Him
-Random Song Lyrics
-His bitch little fag dog (which he damn near got clowned off the site for).

SMH. SMH.

And Darby, dear God. I've never seen somebody try to suck dick harder in my life. You're idolizing an internet poser. I don't even know where to begin.

The things that are going on in your guys' subconscious would fascinate Freud and horrify the rest of us.

SMH across this thread.
Hey sage, your act is the one getting fucking old. internet tough guy going around telling how it is. I bet you were a nerd earlier in life then you found drugs, which in your mind makes you cool. You post threads about your drug use(which you can't even spell right) I personally think you're the one who isn't what they say they are IRL. You're probably just a loser who gets off telling others that they are not as good as you.

SMH@ THE FUCKING ACRONYM SMH. Really the twitter tags and the shitty uses of SMH just reveal how big of a tool you really are.
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Nate
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Dec 23, 2009 3:23pm
He picked up SMH from years of World of Warcraft I am assuming.
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Dec 23, 2009 3:26pm
wes_mantooth wrote:
Sage wrote: Wes, you know I love you man, but the age you get your Golden Buckeye Card.... It qualifies you as old.
well....fuck you then, I will take my discounted coffee and leave this thread.
I can get discounted coffee for being over 30?!?!?!!! Why has no one told me this before?
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Dec 23, 2009 3:53pm
*sigh* SMH. SMH. SMH.

Zerglin, you're on the record as being a bipolar nutcase. So I suggest going to your medicine cabinet and popping more pills.

Otherwise, I'm going to remind you about being a mental degenerate still living in your parent's basement and always making threads about how your life sucks and your manic episodes.

You also have weed in your sig line, so not sure why you're lambasting me for advocating drug use.

You're a fucking clown bro. Next time bring a step ladder if you're going to attempt to look me in the eye.
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Nate
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Dec 23, 2009 3:55pm
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Dec 23, 2009 3:57pm
Sage wrote: I'm going to remind you about being a mental degenerate still living in your parent's basement
says the 23 y/o who's moms still payin for his college and postin from a phone moms still payin for. moms shoulda cut u off 2 years ago.. step ur game up and quit livin off mom.
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Dec 23, 2009 4:00pm
Actually, the state of Ohio and the Federal government not only pays for my school, but pays me to go to school.

My mom does pay the cell phone bill. That ends in June when I graduate. SMH.
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Dec 23, 2009 4:01pm
And Keebler, while I did enjoy my time on EverQuest and then World of Warcraft, I did not discover the power of SMH in Norrath or Azeroth, respectively.
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Nate
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Dec 23, 2009 4:02pm
Sage wrote: And Keebler, while I did enjoy my time on EverQuest and then World of Warcraft, I did not discover the power of SMH in Norrath or Azeroth, respectively.
ROFLMAO

Literally, LOL'n at work. I no longer despise of your posts.
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Dec 23, 2009 4:04pm
From playing Champions of Norrath on my PS2 a few years back, I can say that game would have definitely been better if one of the classes did have a SMH power. Probably the barbarian/melee tank class. That game also would have been better if it wasn't one glitchy mofo with the ability to break systems.
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Dec 23, 2009 4:07pm
Sage wrote: Actually, the state of Ohio and the Federal government not only pays for my school, but pays me to go to school.

My mom does pay the cell phone bill. That ends in June when I graduate. SMH.
u better have ur masters by then on that snails pace. wastin my tax dollars for ur triflin ass.
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Dec 23, 2009 4:15pm
Oh, SMH at Heretic if his EQ days were played on CoN. The original EQ, from its release to Planes of Power expansion, was easily the greatest game ever made. I still can watch hours ofyoutube videos of it and still have the entire world memorized. Man, wish that game was still balling.

And Zwick, don't worry about me bro. I may not graduate til bext fall. I mean, I make money going to school... So why not? Maybe pick up a minor in philosophy.

Just know when you're toiling away at your weak egineering mid-management job that you're paying for the build up of my mind (school) as well as the destruction (cocaine and heroin).
In fact, shouldn't you be making money for me right now? And we call an arrangement like this "pimpin" on the streets? I think we do.

#OnToTheNext0ne.
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enigmaax
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Dec 23, 2009 4:18pm
Cat Food Flambe' wrote: Word from a veteran - NEVER mess around with a woman in HR. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned - but if she has access to your personnel file, you're REALLY screwed.
I am not even going to read any more posts on this thread because this is all anyone really needs to know. I once thought, "Hmm...HR is all about confidentiality, I can do this." Yeah....uh......NO.
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Dec 23, 2009 4:19pm
cuz moms gonna cut ur bum ass off then you'll have ur philosophy degree to wipe ur ass with while ur cleanin tables off.
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Dec 23, 2009 4:20pm


Uh oh, Its Sage and his Mommy
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Dec 23, 2009 4:21pm
My prob was/is the lack of a PC good enough to effectively run stuff like that. Which led to the Norrath experience. It was fun.....for a short while. Can't see me ever playing it again. It definitely wasn't balling. And I'd prefer not having to deal with stupid-ass glitches like how some fucking dwarf you have to rescue gets stuck in the walls, driving me to drugs to chase the pain away.
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Dec 23, 2009 4:49pm
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Dec 23, 2009 4:58pm
looks like Sage is gettin' owned
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Dec 23, 2009 5:01pm
darbypitcher22 wrote: looks like Sage is gettin' owned
LOL by whom? A couple of pics is owning someone??
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Dec 23, 2009 5:02pm
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: cuz moms gonna cut ur bum ass off then you'll have ur philosophy degree to wipe ur ass with while ur cleanin tables off.
Nice comeback :rolleyes:
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Dec 23, 2009 5:04pm
ernest_t_bass wrote:
Nice comeback :rolleyes:
It wasn't a comeback, it's gonna be his inevitable, sad reality.