I think this HR chic wants me

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ZWICK 4 PREZ's avatar
ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Dec 23, 2009 2:09am
y u always tryna rain on a brothas parade?
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gorocks99
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Dec 23, 2009 9:08am
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thedynasty1998
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Dec 23, 2009 9:20am
Glad you are able to boost your confidence.
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MontyBrunswick
Dec 23, 2009 9:24am
I swear you just sit at home and think of ideas for a thread.
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cbus4life
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Dec 23, 2009 9:24am
Cool story.
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Tiernan
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Dec 23, 2009 9:24am
If she's in HR could be a set-up. First time you make a move she's screaming "Sexual Harrassment" and your ass is gone...or so I've heard.
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Hammerin'Hank
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Dec 23, 2009 9:49am
Take it for what it appears...Merry Christmas!
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darbypitcher22
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Dec 23, 2009 9:59am
I'm going with she wants it after taking all of the above evidence into account...

but she's only average, apparently. Zwick is a legend.

Legends don't settle for average.

Don't hit it.
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Nate
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Dec 23, 2009 10:08am
Maybe she knows you aren't getting the job and wants to date you. LOL.
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Dec 23, 2009 10:10am
Keebler wrote: Maybe she knows you aren't getting the job and wants to date you. LOL.
I should prolly ask her that, first thing.
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darbypitcher22
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Dec 23, 2009 10:14am
that might not be a bad thing to hit her with
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SportsAndLady
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Dec 23, 2009 10:20am
hey darby and zwick--why don't you two get together some time.......and suck each other's dicks?
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Nate
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Dec 23, 2009 10:28am
I don't think that post was really necessary.
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Dec 23, 2009 10:28am
SportsAndLady wrote: hey darby and zwick--why don't you two get together some time.......and suck each other's dicks?
All you do is talk about sucking dicks.. now I know ur a self-proclaimed homo.. but tone it down a lil bit.
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Nate
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Dec 23, 2009 10:29am
I think the Lady in his username is actually Rupaul.
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Sage
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Dec 23, 2009 10:30am
It fascinates me as to how much Zwick enjoys putting on this Ladies man facade for the entire site.

Like, we get it Zwick. This is your internet act and you're probably cool in RL, but Dear God---get some fucking new material man.

Zwick posts about:

-Random Chick That Wants Him
-Random Song Lyrics
-His bitch little fag dog (which he damn near got clowned off the site for).

SMH. SMH.

And Darby, dear God. I've never seen somebody try to suck dick harder in my life. You're idolizing an internet poser. I don't even know where to begin.

The things that are going on in your guys' subconscious would fascinate Freud and horrify the rest of us.

SMH across this thread.
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v_falcons
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Dec 23, 2009 10:32am
IS it Friday yet? ; )
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Dec 23, 2009 10:33am
Sage wrote:
Like, we get it Zwick.
Like, really Scoob?

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GoPens
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Dec 23, 2009 10:40am
You know what they say...those that have to "brag" about it aren't getting it.
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Dec 23, 2009 10:44am
Who are "they"?
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Sage
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Dec 23, 2009 10:45am
No doubt. He's an engineer living his pussy filled fantasies through an internet persona, lmao.

He's been doing it for so long that it makes you wonder what deep seated childhood issues are at work here.

He probably got clowned on in high school and no bitches would touch his nerdy little ass...and now that he's an engineer making like, 85000, a year, and actually having sex, he's created an internet persona for the guy hes---deep down---always wanted to be.

Its comical really.
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v_falcons
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Dec 23, 2009 10:49am
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Dec 23, 2009 10:49am
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:
Sage wrote:
Like, we get it Zwick.
Like, really Scoob?

LMFAO!
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GoPens
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Dec 23, 2009 10:50am
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: Who are "they"?
Those that feel sorry for you.
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The Equalizer
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Dec 23, 2009 10:52am
Zwick, you ought to make this your av.