3 convicted and condemned murderers are awaiting the guillotine. Criminal number 1 has his head locked in place and the executioner asks him if he has any last words.
"No, let justice be served".
The lever is pulled and the recently sharpened blade comes flying down. Incredibly, the blade stops just an inch or 2 above his neck.
The executioner states, "the bi-laws of the state allow only one attempt at execution. As such you are now pronounced a free man. Go"
Crinimal 2 now lays his head on the block after the blade has been re hoisted. Once again the executioner asks number 2 if he has any last words.
"No let justice be served".
The lever is pulled and once again the sharpened blade stops an inch or 2 above his neck.
The executioner states, "the bi-laws of the state allow only one attempt at execution. As such you are now pronounced a free man. Go"
Number 3 slides his head in and the executioner once again asks if he has any last words.
"Well yeah I do. I've noticed that someone tied a huge knot at the top of the rope which is creating problems today".
.....Well congrats to all you women libbies today. You and your ilk have hoodwinked Panetta into a horrible decision. enjoy the rope being "un knotted".
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