AWWWGGG! I'm trapped in the basement while the greatest ND story of all time unfolds!

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FatHobbit
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Jan 17, 2013 1:35pm
DeyDurkie5;1368239 wrote:Are you a real human?
Does he pass the turing test?
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Heretic
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Jan 17, 2013 1:44pm
FatHobbit;1368250 wrote:Does he pass the turing test?
He not only has failed the Voight-Kampff test, but he also collects random pictures of families and places he has no connection to. In fact, I have disclosed his identity as Leon Kowalski.


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Tiernan
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Jan 17, 2013 1:49pm
Was Teo or George O'Leary's lie bigger? If you remember O'Leary's whopper was huuuuge news at the time too. But it didn't have all the sexual intrigue of a fake GF so I gotta give Teo the prize...congratulations asshole on being College Football's All-Time Biggest Liar!
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vball10set
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Jan 17, 2013 3:12pm
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j_crazy
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Jan 17, 2013 4:15pm
vball10set;1368330 wrote:

Lolwut. Tressel made him do it? Knew it was gonna come back to osu somehow.
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vball10set
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Jan 17, 2013 4:52pm
your boy is getting pummeled upstairs, Tiernan, wish you were able to join us
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MontyBrunswick
Jan 17, 2013 5:04pm
lotz being a butthurt douche, like normal.
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Tiernan
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Jan 17, 2013 5:41pm
vball10set;1368450 wrote:your boy is getting pummeled upstairs, Tiernan, wish you were able to join us

GAAAAWWWWD DAMN YOU MODS! Can't you see this is cruel and unusual punishment to keep me down here while Lotz runs is mouth upstairs!?!? If you had one fkn gonad Lotz in your entire family you'd answer this one question... Why didn't ND in their "exhaustive" investigation immediately ask Teo for his cell phone records to show the months & months of nightly phone records?

Why? Because they know its a complete Bald Faced Fkn Lie you god damn motherfuckers!!! Sonuvabitch I'm gonna stroke out I'm sooo gawwwd damn pissed about your entire fkn University and the thousands of years of lies you've turned a blind eye to the truth you fkn bastards!!!