Home▸Archive▸Thread Bomber's Basement▸The NRA Game - aka "Last Man Standing"
Tiernan
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Sat, Jan 12, 2013 1:06 PMJan 12, 2013 1:06 PM
All the "Who Do You Hate?", "Who Should Leave?", "Who Should Be Bant?"...etc etc threads get a little tired & boring. Lets up the ante a bit and make it a little more interesting hmmm?
Rules
1. Post the name of any other OC'er you'd like to take out. Spruce it up a bit with where he / her was shot and how they went in their final moments.
2. Once you've been "shot" you're out. You cannot "shoot" anybody else.
3. You cannot shoot again for a minimum of 3 posts (by other people) between your last "kill" and your next "kill".
Let's see who really is the most popular "Last Man Standing"? I'll start...
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Three to the face in a tight pattern from 100 yds and down hard goes...
Sports & Ladys
Jan 12, 2013 1:06pm
GoChiefs
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GoChiefs
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Sat, Jan 12, 2013 1:20 PMJan 12, 2013 1:20 PM
Driving along the road, I see a car swerving back and forth. 2 miles up the road, school children are waiting to get into the school to start there day. I realize the car I'm following is a potential danger. I try to get him to slow down, to no avail. I figure I can take out a tire to stop him. Pull out my 9mm from my glove box, speed up a bit, aim out my window movie style, POW! Direct hit. Tire gone. Driver loses control, flips end over end 15 times killing the driver. Later we find out the driver was 3 times over the legal limit, and the drivers identity was revealed to be....Tiernan.
Jan 12, 2013 1:20pm
Tiernan
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Sat, Jan 12, 2013 1:27 PMJan 12, 2013 1:27 PM
That didn't take long.
but I am chuckling.
Jan 12, 2013 1:27pm
mcburg93
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mcburg93
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Sat, Jan 12, 2013 1:31 PMJan 12, 2013 1:31 PM
I would start off by shooting him in his arms so he couldnt type anymore. Then I would slowly shoot parts off of him to make it the most painfull experience ever. I would put ivs in him and keep him alive and just keep repeating the process. If he died it would not be a loss. GO TO HELL FAIRWOODKING.
If the goberment is watching this is only a joke and is meant to be a joke nothing like this will ever happen and I am only playing along with a JOKE.
Jan 12, 2013 1:31pm
GoChiefs
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GoChiefs
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Sat, Jan 12, 2013 1:35 PMJan 12, 2013 1:35 PM
Tiernan;1364329 wrote:That didn't take long.
but I am chuckling.
Don't worry, I'll eat myself to death sometime I'm sure. Lol
Jan 12, 2013 1:35pm
like_that
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like_that
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Sat, Jan 12, 2013 1:35 PMJan 12, 2013 1:35 PM
I was watching a hs bball game. The ref was annoying the shit out of me because he doesn't know lotz about sportz. After the game i sneak into the officials locker room. Etb is the last to leave. As he is leaving, instead of shooting him, I inject him with a shot of keystone light. He starts to get very anxious and his chest pains increase dramatically. Eventually he can not breath and his heart explodes. As lies dead on the ground I place a half open can of keystone beside him and leave the scene. Nobody knows etb was murdered they just figured his pussiness with alcohol finally ended his life.
At his funeral I troll the dedication TV monitor by displaying a video of his sister getting railed by a bunch of black guys.
Jan 12, 2013 1:35pm
mcburg93
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mcburg93
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Sat, Jan 12, 2013 1:58 PMJan 12, 2013 1:58 PM
like_that;1364334 wrote:I was watching a hs bball game. The ref was annoying the shit out of me because he doesn't know lotz about sportz. After the game i sneak into the officials locker room. Etb is the last to leave. As he is leaving, instead of shooting him, I inject him with a shot of keystone light. He starts to get very anxious and his chest pains increase dramatically. Eventually he can not breath and his heart explodes. As lies dead on the ground I place a half open can of keystone beside him and leave the scene. Nobody knows etb was murdered they just figured his pussiness with alcohol finally ended his life.
At his funeral I troll the dedication TV monitor by displaying a video of his sister getting railed by a bunch of black guys.
Reps when you are unbanned
Jan 12, 2013 1:58pm
O-Trap
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Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:03 PMJan 13, 2013 2:03 PM
I've been paid by a mutual contact to take out DeyDurkies. Upon finding his home, I break in. I hear noise coming from the basement and sneak down to find him getting his bake on and furiously masturbating to fat midget porn.
I put him out of his misery with one to the back of the head.
Jan 13, 2013 2:03pm
Devils Advocate
Brudda o da bomber
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Devils Advocate
Brudda o da bomber
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Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:41 PMJan 13, 2013 3:41 PM
Heeeeeeeeeee. Represeeeeeeents the lolita pop guild, the Lolita pop guild....