Things FairwoodKing Can't Do

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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 6, 2013 10:22pm
ccrunner609;1359494 wrote:give a female an orgasm

Or make her nut.
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Mister Twister
Posts: 185
Jan 11, 2013 10:25pm
Resist a nice, big **** in his mouth.
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SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jan 14, 2013 2:38pm
Invent electricity.

Because it's already been invented, DUH!

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sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jan 14, 2013 2:58pm
Win a BCS bowl game.
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said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jan 14, 2013 3:45pm
Live long enough to see the new Cleveland Browns make the playoffs.
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O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 14, 2013 4:05pm
Upper deck somebody.
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GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Jan 14, 2013 4:42pm
said_aouita;1366060 wrote:Live long enough to see the new Cleveland Browns make the playoffs.

You're trying way too hard.
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O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 14, 2013 4:54pm
GoChiefs;1366087 wrote:You're trying way too hard.
Like FWK trying to use the urinal.
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Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jan 14, 2013 5:20pm
For anyone who isnt fired up enough over some of FWKs comments, check out the prayers for struthers thread in the high school football forum

Here is the comment "Sincerest thoughts and prayers from your friend in Seattle. May he recover quickly"

So FWK has sympathy for a dumbass involved in a drug deal and ended up getting shot but calls a girl who was raped and peed on a whore and slut. This guy will never get it.

You will be going to hell, FWK.