Things FairwoodKing Can't Do

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sportchampps
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Jan 4, 2013 4:56pm
List Them:

Walk
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mtp2013
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Jan 4, 2013 6:05pm
Not stir shit
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hasbeen
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Jan 4, 2013 7:17pm
Reach the top shelf with his own hands.
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TedSheckler
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Jan 4, 2013 7:31pm
Stand up to pee.
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vball10set
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Jan 5, 2013 9:06am
Talk w/o Reno's dick in his mouth
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GoChiefs
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Jan 5, 2013 9:15am
OK. I'll play.

Reproduce.
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TedSheckler
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Jan 5, 2013 9:31am
Pass a scoliosis test.
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bases_loaded
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Jan 5, 2013 9:46am
Go to Heaven
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TedSheckler
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Jan 5, 2013 10:23am
Get the soles of his shoes dirty.
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Mooney44Cards
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Jan 6, 2013 1:00am
Jump off a cliff, though I wish he would.
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TedSheckler
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Jan 6, 2013 1:19am
Kick a soccer ball.
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Classyposter58
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Jan 6, 2013 2:10am
Make a sound with his farts
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said_aouita
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Jan 6, 2013 2:54am
skip
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O-Trap
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Jan 6, 2013 4:07am
Pop a chub at the sight of Kate Upton.
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TedSheckler
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Jan 6, 2013 10:13am
Be a Rockette.
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O-Trap
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Jan 6, 2013 2:35pm
Dance the can-can.
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sportchampps
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Jan 6, 2013 4:27pm
Enjoy a nice vagina
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TedSheckler
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Jan 6, 2013 4:47pm
Jump rope
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fish82
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Jan 6, 2013 4:54pm
High Jump.
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Tiernan
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Jan 6, 2013 4:54pm
Play Thai volleyball.
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said_aouita
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Jan 6, 2013 5:02pm
Run a half marathon
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Tiernan
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Jan 6, 2013 5:07pm
Play this Little Piggy Went to Market
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TedSheckler
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Jan 6, 2013 5:27pm
Ride in a regular sized bus.
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september63
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Jan 6, 2013 8:25pm
This is so wrong. He can't reproduce.
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september63
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Jan 6, 2013 8:33pm
FWK's opinions are beyond belief, I wont discuss what a wheelchair bound person can/or cant do though. He will never walk up and punch me in the face though.