Ray Lewis Still Has More People to Kill

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Tiernan
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Jan 3, 2013 9:32am
http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?38520-Ray-Lewis-Retiring

The most overrated player in NFL History - Ray "I've got a full clip" Lewis told Raven officials yesterday that he will retire from the NFL after this year's play-off run (which hopefully ends Sunday).

Asked why he is retiring by the media, Lewis replied, "I've still got alot of people to kill and playing football really cuts into the time I need to be out there shooting people. I really need to work on upping my white people to black people killed ratio."

Except for the 6 idiots in the world that still have any respect at all for Lewis...everyone else just shrugged. Most NFL analysts expect it will take Lewis less than 6 mos. after retiring to be arrested for either 1. gun related offense, 2. drug charges, 3. sexual battery or 4. wearing a doo rag in public.
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Jan 3, 2013 11:08am
Tiernan;1356459 wrote:http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?38520-Ray-Lewis-Retiring

The most overrated player in NFL History - Ray "I've got a full clip" Lewis told Raven officials yesterday that he will retire from the NFL after this year's play-off run (which hopefully ends Sunday).

Asked why he is retiring by the media, Lewis replied, "I've still got alot of people to kill and playing football really cuts into the time I need to be out there shooting people. I really need to work on upping my white people to black people killed ratio."

Except for the 6 idiots in the world that still have any respect at all for Lewis...everyone else just shrugged. Most NFL analysts expect it will take Lewis less than 6 mos. after retiring to be arrested for either 1. gun related offense, 2. drug charges, 3. sexual battery or 4. wearing a doo rag in public.
Reps. How he avoided jail is still a mystery to me.
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Jan 3, 2013 11:28am
BGFalcons82;1356561 wrote:Reps. How he avoided jail is still a mystery to me.
Plea bargain. He was a nice enough guy to become a witness for the prosecution and try to let his buddies take the fall for what he did. Poetic justice that the other two guys were acquitted.
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Jan 3, 2013 11:51am
...and the sad thing is he'll prolly get elected into the HOF in five years :(
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Jan 3, 2013 12:05pm
I can't stand his preacher like approach.
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Jan 3, 2013 12:18pm
vball10set;1356587 wrote:...and the sad thing is he'll prolly get elected into the HOF in five years :(
Kind of like Dave Winfield. Kick the shit out of Witte and Mark Minor and be rewarded instead of going to jail.
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Jan 4, 2013 9:51pm
Tiernan;1356459 wrote: The most overrated player in NFL History

You are insane to think he's overrated. If he's a killer I don't have an opinion.
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Jan 4, 2013 10:19pm
said_aouita;1357929 wrote:You are insane to think he's overrated. If he's a killer I don't have an opinion.
That's because you are dumb as a rock and don't really know much about football or at least not as much as I do.
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Jan 6, 2013 4:12am
Tiernan;1357959 wrote:That's because you are dumb as a rock and don't really know much about football or at least not as much as I do.
Reposted for the lulz.
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Jan 6, 2013 5:20am
Tiernan;1357959 wrote:That's because you are dumb as a rock and don't really know much about football or at least not as much as I do.
'k.

Name all the LB's better than Ray.
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Jan 6, 2013 5:49am
said_aouita;1358807 wrote:'k.

Name all the LB's better than Ray.

Lambert, Butkus, Taylor...then it's a toss up IMO between Lewis and Singletary.
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Jan 6, 2013 5:55am
GoChiefs;1358813 wrote:Lambert, Butkus, Taylor...then it's a toss up IMO between Lewis and Singletary.
My point exactly. The doofus Tiernan is saying Rays an overrated player while obviously he makes top five to have played that position.
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Tiernan
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Jan 6, 2013 9:28am
He's not top 5 in the league today let alone all time.
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Tiernan
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Jan 6, 2013 1:46pm
Nice catch there all-time greatest LB / sure INT slips thru Killer's fingers. If that had been 9mm Glock he's sure know how to get a grip on it.
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Jan 6, 2013 2:06pm
Tiernan;1359078 wrote:Nice catch there all-time greatest LB / sure INT slips thru Killer's fingers. If that had been 9mm Glock he's sure know how to get a grip on it.
The murders that Lewis was arrested for were done with a knife. Your reference to the gun doesn't make sense.
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Jan 6, 2013 2:16pm
If he would have played for the Browns instead you all would circle jerk over him right now and build a statue out front
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Tiernan
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Jan 6, 2013 2:28pm
sherm03;1359096 wrote:The murders that Lewis was arrested for were done with a knife. Your reference to the gun doesn't make sense.
All of Lewis' other unsolved murders throughout the Baltimore area were done with a gun.
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Jan 6, 2013 2:39pm
sherm03;1359096 wrote:The murders that Lewis was arrested for were done with a knife. Your reference to the gun doesn't make sense.
Don't stop him. He's on a roll.

No offense, sherm, but this guy might be funnier than any stand up comedian I've seen, and he's not even trying to be. :D
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Tiernan
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Jan 6, 2013 2:41pm
^^^^

nice vball. Good catch.

Anybody see Killer Ray's pregame Haka-like strut? This guy is a pure POS and its criminal the way the Ravens and really the entire NFL, deify this thug. And before Said_aouita says I'm racist by using the thug word...its not racist, its profiling.
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Tiernan
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Jan 6, 2013 2:48pm
Old rode hard blonde just held up a sign saying "thank you Ray"...yeah for "stabbing" you every chance he got. (again that is "profiling" because balck guys love to fuck white blondes no matter how nasty they are).
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Jan 6, 2013 3:23pm
Ray's having a good game thus far, except that dropped interception. 10 tackles so far.
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Jan 6, 2013 3:34pm
O-Trap;1359128 wrote:Don't stop him. He's on a roll.

No offense, sherm, but this guy might be funnier than any stand up comedian I've seen, and he's not even trying to be. :D
No offense taken. Although, it's not really polite to laugh at mentally handicapped people.
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Jan 6, 2013 3:37pm
Dont think any poster makes me laugh as much a Tiernan
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Tiernan
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Jan 6, 2013 4:52pm
Tip your waitstaff...I'll be here all month.