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thavoice

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Dec 17, 2012 10:16 AM
You have my heartfelt apologies. Your life is now over.


Seriously.
Dec 17, 2012 10:16am
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Dec 17, 2012 10:51 AM
Congrats!
Dec 17, 2012 10:51am
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 17, 2012 10:52 AM
My condolences. Who the fuck in their right mind wants to get married? I love my wife, but since we have children, if something ever happens to her/us, there is not a chance in hell I'll ever tie the knot again.
Dec 17, 2012 10:52am
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Dec 17, 2012 12:03 PM
dlazz;1344264 wrote:Congrats. You're stuck with one vagina for the rest of your life.
Bang her sister before the wedding.
Dec 17, 2012 12:03pm
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Dec 17, 2012 2:20 PM
Awesome! Congrats!
Dec 17, 2012 2:20pm
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Dec 17, 2012 2:26 PM
ernest_t_bass;1345405 wrote:My condolences. Who the fuck in their right mind wants to get married? I love my wife, but since we have children, if something ever happens to her/us, there is not a chance in hell I'll ever tie the knot again.
Why is this? I'm curious. I've heard other people say this as well.
Dec 17, 2012 2:26pm
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Dec 17, 2012 2:44 PM
ernest_t_bass;1345405 wrote:My condolences. Who the fuck in their right mind wants to get married? I love my wife, but since we have children, if something ever happens to her/us, there is not a chance in hell I'll ever tie the knot again.
Dec 17, 2012 2:44pm
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thavoice

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Dec 17, 2012 2:46 PM
Commander of Awesome;1345636 wrote:Why is this? I'm curious. I've heard other people say this as well.
Because your life is not your own anymore.

It is 92% the wife's, 7% other family stuff, and 1% what you used to do in your life.
Dec 17, 2012 2:46pm
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Dec 17, 2012 2:48 PM
thavoice;1345647 wrote:Because your life is not your own anymore.

It is 92% the wife's, 7% other family stuff, and 1% what you used to do in your life.
I think you and ETB married the wrong women.
Dec 17, 2012 2:48pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 17, 2012 2:48 PM
Commander of Awesome;1345636 wrote:Why is this? I'm curious. I've heard other people say this as well.
If I had no kids, I'd get married again to have a family. Since we have kids, if my wife died, then I may look to get married again for a mother figure...may. I'm just not the type of person who cares to answer to someone.
Dec 17, 2012 2:48pm
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Dec 17, 2012 2:50 PM
ernest_t_bass;1345653 wrote:If I had no kids, I'd get married again to have a family. Since we have kids, if my wife died, then I may look to get married again for a mother figure...may. I'm just not the type of person who cares to answer to someone.
How many months/years did it take for you to wish you didn't get married?
Dec 17, 2012 2:50pm
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Dec 17, 2012 2:57 PM
Congrats to the OP!
Raw Dawgin' it;1345649 wrote:I think you and ETB married the wrong women.
I agree with this. I very much enjoy being married.
Dec 17, 2012 2:57pm
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Dec 17, 2012 3:02 PM
justincredible;1345663 wrote:I agree with this. I very much enjoy being married.
Same.
Dec 17, 2012 3:02pm
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Dec 17, 2012 3:19 PM
thavoice;1345647 wrote:Because your life is not your own anymore.

It is 92% the wife's, 7% other family stuff, and 1% what you used to do in your life.

I think you just have no balls and are afraid to tell your wife no.
Dec 17, 2012 3:19pm
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Dec 17, 2012 4:42 PM
thavoice;1345647 wrote:Because your life is not your own anymore.

It is 92% the wife's, 7% other family stuff, and 1% what you used to do in your life.
LOLmarriagefail. It's a partnership, compromise, not giving in to whatever she says, picking what is important to you, her and both of you combined. Grow a pair and she might actually respect you.</SPAN>
Dec 17, 2012 4:42pm
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Dec 17, 2012 10:45 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1345655 wrote:How many months/years did it take for you to wish you didn't get married?

I didn't say I wish I didn't. I said I wouldn't do it again.
Dec 17, 2012 10:45pm
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Dec 18, 2012 6:51 AM
ernest_t_bass;1346032 wrote:I didn't say I wish I didn't. I said I wouldn't do it again.
lol clearly it's not that good then
Dec 18, 2012 6:51am
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Dec 18, 2012 7:49 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1346173 wrote:lol clearly it's not that good then
Perhaps you can't comprehend. I love my wife, and I love my kids. I don't regret anything. However, I would more than likely choose NOT to do it again, simply because I've learned more about myself, not b/c of my wife. I'm not the type of person who likes to answer to someone.

Oh, and I really like money. lol
Dec 18, 2012 7:49am
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Dec 18, 2012 8:05 AM
ernest_t_bass;1346188 wrote:Perhaps you can't comprehend. I love my wife, and I love my kids. I don't regret anything. However, I would more than likely choose NOT to do it again, simply because I've learned more about myself, not b/c of my wife. I'm not the type of person who likes to answer to someone.

Oh, and I really like money. lol
You know lotz about marriage.
Dec 18, 2012 8:05am
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Con_Alma

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Dec 18, 2012 8:11 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1345649 wrote:I think you and ETB married the wrong women.
Completely agree.

If you choose carefully, marriage can be wonderful!
Dec 18, 2012 8:11am
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Dec 18, 2012 8:25 AM
like_that;1346192 wrote:You know lotz about marraige.
LOL. Gotta spread reps first.
Dec 18, 2012 8:25am
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Dec 18, 2012 8:27 AM
Con_Alma;1346195 wrote:Completely agree.

If you choose carefully, marriage can be wonderful!
What don't you get about what I posted? Do you EVER realize that not everyone is like YOU?
Dec 18, 2012 8:27am
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Dec 18, 2012 8:35 AM
ernest_t_bass;1346209 wrote:What don't you get about what I posted? Do you EVER realize that not everyone is like YOU?
???

What makes you think I don't get what you posted?

I didn't even refer to your post. Mine was a continuation of others who posted about positive marriages as opposed to your post.


I doubt that very few people are like me but then again I don't evaluate them to see if they are or not because it really doesn't matter and there's no reason for me to care if they are or not. Why do you ask?
Dec 18, 2012 8:35am
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Dec 18, 2012 8:36 AM
Con_Alma;1346220 wrote:???

What makes you think I don't get what you posted?

I didn't even refer to your post. Mine was a continuation of others who posted about positive marriages as opposed to your post.


I doubt that very few people are like me but then again I don't evaluate them to see if they are or not because it really doesn't matter and there's no reason for me to care if they are or not. Why do you ask?
You quoted a post that was in reference to ME.
Dec 18, 2012 8:36am
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Dec 18, 2012 8:37 AM
Con_Alma;1346220 wrote:???I doubt that very few people are like me but then again I don't evaluate them to see if they are or not because it really doesn't matter and there's no reason for me to care if they are or not. Why do you ask?
Never a truer sense of the phrase:

Dec 18, 2012 8:37am