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Clear your cache/cookies, reboot the puter, try againBR1986FB;1623166 wrote:I did something to my settings that will only allow me to post stuff in link form. I also can't see memes on this site unless I'm logged out. I have to click on every link.
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Jun 7, 2014 9:13am
Anyone else notice Susan Rice looks like Snoop from The Wire?
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Racist.believer;1624720 wrote:
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'
'Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
'Husband 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
'Husband 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
'Husband 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
'Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.
'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'.. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED.'
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'
'Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
'Husband 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
'Husband 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
'Husband 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
'Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.
'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'.. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED.'
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Jun 12, 2014 8:12am
Said? Is that you!?
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Jun 12, 2014 8:48am
tl;drDevils Advocate;1625346 wrote:A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'
'Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
'Husband 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
'Husband 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
'Husband 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
'Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.
'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'.. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED.'
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Jun 24, 2014 10:26pm
Anyone that's ever wondered why most comedians and actors are liberals need look no further than this thread. Conservative attempts to start memes are running even with cat pictures as the most humorless things on the internet. The good news is, both have caught on with the grandparent demographic,
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Jun 24, 2014 11:09pm
Not a political meme or cartoon. Could fall under "etc." but I doubt it. Awaiting further deliberation.HelloAgain;1629616 wrote:Anyone that's ever wondered why most comedians and actors are liberals need look no further than this thread. Conservative attempts to start memes are running even with cat pictures as the most humorless things on the internet. The good news is, both have caught on with the grandparent demographic,
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Jun 25, 2014 5:52am
Seconded.cruiser_96;1629706 wrote:Not a political meme or cartoon. Could fall under "etc." but I doubt it. Awaiting further deliberation.
Sounds like a case of butthurtness.
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reps^^^
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If you're going to make a shitty meme/cartoon that's nothing more than a quote and a picture, at least spell the name right.believer;1631052 wrote: