Any tips on how to stop drinking poop so much?

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fortfan

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Dec 21, 2009 12:38 PM
I try to limit my POP intake by drinking more water....but I am with those that say a McDonald's Coke in the morning is very addictive. (with my 2 breakfast burritos)
Dec 21, 2009 12:38pm
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mtrulz

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Dec 21, 2009 12:41 PM
I just drank juice and white milk. Eventually, you'll crave them instead, like me. I used to drink a lot of pop when I was young, I haven't had one sip of any pop since at least 2007.
Dec 21, 2009 12:41pm
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The Equalizer

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Dec 21, 2009 2:43 PM
"I used to drink a lot of pop when I was young"

Am I the only one who got a kick out of this?
Dec 21, 2009 2:43pm
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GoChiefs

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Dec 21, 2009 2:44 PM
Lol..yeah..I thought the same thing.
Dec 21, 2009 2:44pm
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Chesapeake

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Dec 21, 2009 2:49 PM
If a Mod changed a title like this over yonder, they'd get one of those "then dreaded" e-mails from JJ titled moderator status.

When ya open the e-mail, it says your moderator privileges have been revoked.

Then when you reply and try to argue your case ya get the.. This is a dead issue and won't be discussed any further response.
Dec 21, 2009 2:49pm
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O-Trap

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Dec 21, 2009 2:53 PM
How to stop drinking poop:

Rule 1: Never put face near toilet bowl.
Rule 2: Never put ladle, cup, glass, or beer bong near toilet bowl.
Rule 3: Don't give rimjobs.

Problem solved!
Dec 21, 2009 2:53pm
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Glory Days

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Dec 21, 2009 2:58 PM
Keebler wrote: Poop doesn't have the fizz like pop does. So I never got hooked on poop like I do pop. Plus poop only comes in 2 flavors really brown and green.
yeah but only one type of poop can be drunk...the others have to be eaten....
Dec 21, 2009 2:58pm
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bo shemmy3337

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Dec 21, 2009 3:00 PM
poop?
Dec 21, 2009 3:00pm
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HitsRus

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Dec 21, 2009 3:16 PM
Early Cuyler wrote: Drink more beer


From the spelling and the syntax of his original post, I'd say he's already tried that idea.
Dec 21, 2009 3:16pm
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Trueblue23

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Dec 21, 2009 3:30 PM
Chesapeake wrote: If a Mod changed a title like this over yonder, they'd get one of those "then dreaded" e-mails from JJ titled moderator status.

When ya open the e-mail, it says your moderator privileges have been revoked.

Then when you reply and try to argue your case ya get the.. This is a dead issue and won't be discussed any further response.
Yea but we like to have fun over here, and I thought it was pretty funny haha
Dec 21, 2009 3:30pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 21, 2009 3:31 PM
bo shemmy3337 wrote: poop?

Ha, he called the shit, poop!
Dec 21, 2009 3:31pm
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Chesapeake

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Dec 21, 2009 4:22 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote:
bo shemmy3337 wrote: poop?

Ha, he called the shit, poop!
LOL!
Dec 21, 2009 4:22pm
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Nate

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Dec 21, 2009 4:39 PM
Glory Days wrote:
Keebler wrote: Poop doesn't have the fizz like pop does. So I never got hooked on poop like I do pop. Plus poop only comes in 2 flavors really brown and green.
yeah but only one type of poop can be drunk...the others have to be eaten....
You must not own a blender.
Dec 21, 2009 4:39pm
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O-Trap

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Dec 21, 2009 4:40 PM
Attend an RA meeting (Rimjobbers Anonymous). With help, you too can stop drinking poop via rimjobs.
Dec 21, 2009 4:40pm
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CenterBHSFan

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Dec 21, 2009 4:48 PM
Where is Manaze at? Did the Creekers finally fun him off? :)
Dec 21, 2009 4:48pm
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GoChiefs

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Dec 21, 2009 4:54 PM
CenterBHSFan wrote: Where is Manaze at? Did the Creekers finally fun him off? :)
No..he's probably too busy playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..or trading his cards.
Dec 21, 2009 4:54pm
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v_falcons

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Dec 21, 2009 9:56 PM
bet that's a bitch using a straw
Dec 21, 2009 9:56pm