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O-Trap

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Oct 11, 2012 9:10 PM
tk421;1293098 wrote:not that I doubt kids do stupid shit, but I'm calling BS on vodka tampons.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

I'm not a female, so I don't have first hand knowledge but I imagine it would be like trying to insert wet toilet paper inside your body, not going to happen. Not to mention the pain of the alcohol against some very very sensitive areas.

Butt bonging, on the other hand, is a sure fire way to land in the ER. What's wrong with just drinking the damn alcohol?
Fair enough. Good to know. As for application, I'm thinking using some sort of homemade "sheath" would be necessary, like the little, plastic torpedo-looking things they come in anyway.
Oct 11, 2012 9:10pm
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Oct 11, 2012 9:10 PM
gut;1292986 wrote:Easy to see why jr. high and HS kids would like it - can't smell alcohol on their breath. Though I imagine they are so obliterated it's still way to easy to spot them.
Or would your breath still smell?
uh, alcohol is carried by the blood into the lungs. It doesn't matter how you take it in, it's going to be on your breath. It would therefore stand to reason that butt bonging would make alcohol be on your breath even faster, being absorbed by the colon straight into the blood stream.
Oct 11, 2012 9:10pm
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gut

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Oct 12, 2012 1:49 AM
tk421;1293102 wrote:uh, alcohol is carried by the blood into the lungs. It doesn't matter how you take it in, it's going to be on your breath. It would therefore stand to reason that butt bonging would make alcohol be on your breath even faster, being absorbed by the colon straight into the blood stream.
That's what I was thinking but wasn't sure. Although the alcohol absorbed thru your blood/lungs would be odorless, no? I always thought most of what you smell on people is the hops/wine or whatever.

Otherwise, your breath smells like alcohol AND ass.
Oct 12, 2012 1:49am
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Oct 12, 2012 8:16 AM
What's the thought process? "Hey guys, I got a bottle of booze, but since we're underage we can't drink it, but we can shove it up our asses!"
Oct 12, 2012 8:16am
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O-Trap

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Oct 12, 2012 9:08 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1293385 wrote:What's the thought process? "Hey guys, I got a bottle of booze, but since we're underage we can't drink it, but we can shove it up our asses!"
What does the letter of the law say about underage drinking?
Oct 12, 2012 9:08am
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Oct 12, 2012 9:25 AM
O-Trap;1293401 wrote:What does the letter of the law say about underage drinking?
I have no idea, but you'd think if people have a bottle, they'll drink it not enema themselves.

Speaking of enemas, if you butt bong, won't you have to shit or does the alcohol absorb too quickly? Any experts? O-Trap?
Oct 12, 2012 9:25am
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Oct 12, 2012 9:39 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1293406 wrote:I have no idea, but you'd think if people have a bottle, they'll drink it not enema themselves.

Speaking of enemas, if you butt bong, won't you have to shit or does the alcohol absorb too quickly? Any experts? O-Trap?
LOL Hardly. I only drank maybe twice before I was 21, and I'm still in my 20s, so I'm sure there are plenty of alcohol and/or anus experts on here you could ask.

My question was whether or not it states anything about the alcohol being ingested orally. If so, then technically, the butt bong wouldn't be against the law for underage kids, correct?
Oct 12, 2012 9:39am
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Tiernan

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Oct 12, 2012 10:10 AM
Went back to the source who originally told me the story last weekend and he claims there is no "alcohol breath odor" after butt bongs and you can beat a standard police breathalyzer. But you are so wasted that the cops would definitely give you a blood test.

Now this is all coming from a 19 yr old Bus Admn major sophomore so consider the source before anybody tries this.
Oct 12, 2012 10:10am