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Sep 16, 2012 8:27 AM
5:30 this morning (in Chicago) my roommate comes running into my room screaming that somebody is in our house.

Story: Their rooms are upstairs, me and my other roommates rooms are downstairs. Apparently we forgot to close one of the windows upstairs and two black guys broke in and walked in the two upstairs rooms.

Roommate #1 just randomly wakes up and opens his eyes to see a black guy standing at the edge of his bed. Roommate screams and the guy books it out of the room and out the back door, stole his iphone.

Roommate #2 was watching a movie on his laptop (at 5:30 in the morning, I don't really know why..), door slowly creeps open and there's a black guy standing there, with a taser in his hand. Says, "Hey homie." and zaps the taser. Calmly walks over to his desk and puts his iphone and macbook pro in a bag, and books it out the back door.

Cops said they've been seeing a lot of this in North side Chicago, as the South side gangs are getting to the point where they are having gang initiations and are telling new members to "hit up $x.xx in electronics and you're in." Both their wallets were sitting right next to their phones and computers, even a nice $400 watch...they just took the iphones and computer.

Cops said just be glad they said to get electronics, and not your lives.

Fucked up.

tl;dr-fuckin black guys robbed us. chicago's really starting to piss me off. our mayor sucks.
Sep 16, 2012 8:27am
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Sep 16, 2012 9:00 AM
I know I'm new here and all but why does the color of their skin matter? Sorry this happened to you and your friends. I'm glad everyone is ok.
Sep 16, 2012 9:00am
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Sep 16, 2012 9:02 AM
A PAC;1272486 wrote:I know I'm new here and all but why does the color of their skin matter? Sorry this happened to you and your friends. I'm glad everyone is ok.
Just describing the guys...if they were yellow I'd have said fucking yellow guys
Sep 16, 2012 9:02am
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Sep 16, 2012 9:03 AM
SportsAndLady;1272487 wrote:Just describing the guys...if they were yellow I'd have said fucking yellow guys
Fair enough. Hope they catch the guys and everything ends up ok.
Sep 16, 2012 9:03am
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Sep 16, 2012 9:37 AM
A PAC;1272486 wrote:I know I'm new here and all but why does the color of their skin matter?
Because we're racist.
Sep 16, 2012 9:37am
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Sep 16, 2012 9:58 AM
SportsAndLady;1272487 wrote:...if they were yellow I'd have said fucking yellow guys
Friggin slant eyed bastards
Sep 16, 2012 9:58am
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Sep 16, 2012 10:14 AM
I would have tackled both the mother fuckers and beat them to death. You guys are obv pussies.
Sep 16, 2012 10:14am
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Sep 16, 2012 10:44 AM
That sucks ass.

Fuck all those people.
Sep 16, 2012 10:44am
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Sep 16, 2012 10:52 AM
A PAC;1272486 wrote:I know I'm new here and all but why does the color of their skin matter? Sorry this happened to you and your friends. I'm glad everyone is ok.
they thugs
Sep 16, 2012 10:52am
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Sep 16, 2012 10:54 AM
Did they have "find my iPhone" turned on?
Sep 16, 2012 10:54am
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Sep 16, 2012 11:03 AM
I think the cops knew your roommates were looking for an excuse to buy all the new iProducts because the old ones are trash after one year.
Sep 16, 2012 11:03am
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Sep 16, 2012 11:09 AM
Maybe you can find them and give them $50 to get all the stuff back!
Sep 16, 2012 11:09am
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Sep 16, 2012 11:15 AM
derek bomar;1272504 wrote:I would have tackled both the mother fuckers and beat them to death. You guys are obv pussies.
This.

And then skull fuck them.
Sep 16, 2012 11:15am
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Sep 16, 2012 11:20 AM
Just be glad they didn't take your lives? What a douchey thing for a cop to say.
Sep 16, 2012 11:20am
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Sep 16, 2012 11:36 AM
Rotinaj;1272538 wrote:Just be glad they didn't take your lives? What a douchey thing for a cop to say.
Yeah right? When he said that I kind of did a double take to make sure they weren't Super Trooper cops and were just fucking with us the whole time...because this sort of thing in Chicago these days is on the very bottom of the priority list.

True story...4 or 5 months ago our roommate at our old apartment thought someone was breaking in our house (my friend staying with us didn't have keys and was trying to pick the lock), so he got really nervous and called 911 4 times. They never showed up lol

If ya aint gettin murdered or raped, they aint comin
Sep 16, 2012 11:36am
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Sep 16, 2012 11:36 AM
derek bomar;1272504 wrote:I would have tackled both the mother fuckers and beat them to death. You guys are obv pussies.
Just my 2 roommates..I was sleeping comfortably in my room so I had no chance to show them my Rambo
Sep 16, 2012 11:36am
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Sep 16, 2012 11:55 AM
I would be sleeping with a baseball bat next to my bed.
Sep 16, 2012 11:55am
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Sep 16, 2012 12:13 PM
dumb criminals should have waited a few weeks to get the new iphone from your roommates.
Sep 16, 2012 12:13pm
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Sep 16, 2012 12:32 PM
Number of murders in Chicago this year is astronomical. I'm glad you are safe as well.
Sep 16, 2012 12:32pm
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Sep 16, 2012 2:15 PM
Gun on the night stand = safe iPhones.

New problem = dead ______ storage.
Sep 16, 2012 2:15pm
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Sep 16, 2012 2:53 PM
Steel Valley Football;1272736 wrote:Gun on the night stand = safe iPhones.

New problem = dead ______ storage.

Gun on the nightstand is an awful idea with kids in the house. More poor parenting. Lol
Sep 16, 2012 2:53pm
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Sep 16, 2012 3:39 PM
Ironman92;1272799 wrote:Gun on the nightstand is an awful idea with kids in the house. More poor parenting. Lol
He didn't say there were kids living there with his roommates, or did he?
Sep 16, 2012 3:39pm
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Sep 16, 2012 4:05 PM
If you would have had Android phones, you would have avoided all this.

Also. what do think your mayor should do?
Sep 16, 2012 4:05pm
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Sep 16, 2012 4:10 PM
Your only option is to rig your house with claymores. Or maybe rig a remote controlled plastic explosive to your phones.
Sep 16, 2012 4:10pm
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Sep 16, 2012 4:21 PM
WebFire;1272906 wrote:If you would have had Android phones, you would have avoided all this.

Also. what do think your mayor should do?
Not trying to fix gang problems with "peace" and "talking it out" would be a start
Sep 16, 2012 4:21pm