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said_aouita

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Aug 4, 2012 5:02 PM
Why does coffee make you poop?
Aug 4, 2012 5:02pm
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Aug 4, 2012 5:05 PM
I don't drink coffee.
Aug 4, 2012 5:05pm
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Con_Alma

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Aug 4, 2012 5:05 PM
Caffeine is a stimulant drug. Coffee which contains caffeine stimulates multiple natural functions inclusive of bowel movements. It does so by contracting the muscles in the digestive tract.
Aug 4, 2012 5:05pm
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Aug 4, 2012 5:05 PM
I don't poop.
Aug 4, 2012 5:05pm
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said_aouita

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Aug 4, 2012 5:16 PM
gerb131;1240239 wrote:I don't poop.
That has to hurt.
Aug 4, 2012 5:16pm
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Aug 4, 2012 5:20 PM
said_aouita;1240244 wrote:That has to hurt.
No I take dumps.
Aug 4, 2012 5:20pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Aug 4, 2012 9:41 PM
Cigarettes do, as well.
Aug 4, 2012 9:41pm
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Aug 4, 2012 9:44 PM
gerb131;1240246 wrote:No I take dumps.

People with young children are usually the ones who "go poop". They also have "boobies".
Aug 4, 2012 9:44pm
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Aug 6, 2012 10:04 AM
Steel Valley Football;1240310 wrote:People with young children are usually the ones who "go poop". They also have "boobies".
pooping is fun, while taking a dump sounds like work.

Hope this helps.
Aug 6, 2012 10:04am
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Aug 6, 2012 10:21 AM
said_aouita;1240917 wrote:pooping is fun, while taking a dump sounds like work.

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Pooping on your mom is fun. Taking a dump on your mom is also fun.
Aug 6, 2012 10:21am
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Aug 6, 2012 10:23 AM
said_aouita;1240917 wrote:pooping is fun, while taking a dump sounds like work.

Hope this helps.


Pooping on your mom is fun, while taking a dump on your mom is also fun.
Aug 6, 2012 10:23am
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Aug 6, 2012 5:35 PM
Pooping is for assholes.
Aug 6, 2012 5:35pm
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Aug 7, 2012 9:48 PM
Well this topic went to shit real fast.
Aug 7, 2012 9:48pm