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GoChiefs

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Jul 27, 2012 12:08 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235149 wrote:Someone has to after that 7 pt loss yesterday
Guess that's what happens when you plan golf outings on company time.
Jul 27, 2012 12:08pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 27, 2012 1:06 PM
GoChiefs;1235315 wrote:Guess that's what happens when you plan golf outings on company time.
Probably.
Or the company lowered it's forecast..either one.
Jul 27, 2012 1:06pm
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Ironman92

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Jul 27, 2012 1:42 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235083 wrote:I set up the golf outing at work so people either email me their teams or drop by my office with the signup sheet. A guy I don't know e-mailed his team and his name is written on the sheet as "Patrick R Kelly". So I of course just write him down as R Kelly b/c I'm bored and when I'm bored I find stupid shit like that funny. Well the outing fills up so I send out the excel sheet with all the teams and rules and which hole they're starting on this morning, and not 2 minutes after I send it out, R Kelly e-mails me and says he wants his money back and hes not playing b/c I wrote his name down as R Kelly and he's had to listen to the shit his whole life and he's tired of it...

lol wut?

Write Patrick Kelly then and not Patrick R Kelly if you hate people calling you R Kelly.

I wrote back

Robert,

I've already given your money to the golf course. I'm afraid you're in already.

Thanks



/cool story bro I know, but it was entertaining to me at 7:00 am this morning.

Should've greeted him with...

Dear Sensitive Douche bag,

I hope you are good at golf because you suck at life. Get your refund by winning. Lol

Sincerely,

My team is stacked.
Jul 27, 2012 1:42pm
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karen lotz

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Jul 27, 2012 8:38 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235120 wrote:Well.. he probably could have gotten his money back, but we'll keep it on the downlow, nobody has to know.

Mr Biggs knows everything
Jul 27, 2012 8:38pm
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BRF

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Jul 27, 2012 9:26 PM
I thought it was funny.

Obviously, the guy thinks he owns the rights to the R. Kelly part of his name ............

Anyhow.....funny and I send you a rep.
Jul 27, 2012 9:26pm
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O-Trap

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Jul 30, 2012 11:15 AM
said_aouita;1235090 wrote:Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss on an under-aged girl.

I'm sure it's what you were going for anyway.
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235092 wrote:For real though... If it bothers youso badly, leave the R out.
Patrick Kelly will suffice.
Yeah, unless you're writing a peer-reviewed journal article or applying for some form of government identification, middle initials are unnecessary. Reps for putting this pretentious whiner in his place.
Jul 30, 2012 11:15am