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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 27, 2012 7:03 AM
I set up the golf outing at work so people either email me their teams or drop by my office with the signup sheet. A guy I don't know e-mailed his team and his name is written on the sheet as "Patrick R Kelly". So I of course just write him down as R Kelly b/c I'm bored and when I'm bored I find stupid shit like that funny. Well the outing fills up so I send out the excel sheet with all the teams and rules and which hole they're starting on this morning, and not 2 minutes after I send it out, R Kelly e-mails me and says he wants his money back and hes not playing b/c I wrote his name down as R Kelly and he's had to listen to the shit his whole life and he's tired of it...

lol wut?

Write Patrick Kelly then and not Patrick R Kelly if you hate people calling you R Kelly.

I wrote back

Robert,

I've already given your money to the golf course. I'm afraid you're in already.

Thanks



/cool story bro I know, but it was entertaining to me at 7:00 am this morning.
Jul 27, 2012 7:03am
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Belly35

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Jul 27, 2012 7:13 AM
Does he wear black pants :laugh:
Jul 27, 2012 7:13am
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like_that

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Jul 27, 2012 7:17 AM
Damn dude, how do you do it?
Jul 27, 2012 7:17am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 27, 2012 7:18 AM
Belly35;1235086 wrote:Does he wear black pants :laugh:
I'm not sure. I've yet to meet him.
Jul 27, 2012 7:18am
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Jul 27, 2012 7:19 AM
Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss off.
Jul 27, 2012 7:19am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 27, 2012 7:19 AM
like_that;1235088 wrote:Damn dude, how do you do it?
It's pretty easy... Everyone has their foursomes already so I just try to not double up groups on par 3's and par 5's
Jul 27, 2012 7:19am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 27, 2012 7:22 AM
said_aouita;1235090 wrote:Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss off.
For real though... If it bothers youso badly, leave the R out.
Patrick Kelly will suffice.
Jul 27, 2012 7:22am
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Jul 27, 2012 7:34 AM
My roommate's name is Pat Kelly.
Jul 27, 2012 7:34am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 27, 2012 7:35 AM
GOONx19;1235098 wrote:My roommate's name is Pat Kelly.
What's his middle name?
Jul 27, 2012 7:35am
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Jul 27, 2012 7:44 AM
said_aouita;1235090 wrote:Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss off.
Jul 27, 2012 7:44am
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Jul 27, 2012 7:45 AM
He claims it's Wrigley. But he's a Cubs fan, and I don't believe Cubs fans.
Jul 27, 2012 7:45am
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Jul 27, 2012 7:47 AM
GOONx19;1235105 wrote:He claims it's Wrigley. But he's a Cubs fan, and I don't believe Cubs fans.
Went to Geogia Tech? Works for TBS?
Jul 27, 2012 7:47am
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Jul 27, 2012 7:52 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235106 wrote:Went to Geogia Tech? Works for TBS?
No. UK.
Jul 27, 2012 7:52am
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Jul 27, 2012 7:52 AM
Man I can't believe this shit, damn.
Jul 27, 2012 7:52am
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Jul 27, 2012 7:53 AM
GOONx19;1235109 wrote:No. UK.
Oh I thought maybe it was the same girl.. i mean guy.
Jul 27, 2012 7:53am
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Jul 27, 2012 7:55 AM
karen lotz;1235110 wrote:Man I can't believe this shit, damn.
Tell me what's wrong dog, what the hell u damnin bout?
Jul 27, 2012 7:55am
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Jul 27, 2012 8:01 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235113 wrote:Tell me what's wrong dog, what the hell u damnin bout?

I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind
Jul 27, 2012 8:01am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 27, 2012 8:02 AM
GOONx19;1235109 wrote:No. UK.
Maybe it's Pat Rigley Kelly.
Jul 27, 2012 8:02am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 27, 2012 8:09 AM
karen lotz;1235116 wrote:I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind
Well.. he probably could have gotten his money back, but we'll keep it on the downlow, nobody has to know.
Jul 27, 2012 8:09am
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Jul 27, 2012 8:18 AM
I'll take his spot. When is the outing? I'll be in canton next week.
Jul 27, 2012 8:18am
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Jul 27, 2012 8:32 AM
OneBuckeye;1235127 wrote:I'll take his spot. When is the outing? I'll be in canton next week.
It's the 11th at 8 am
Jul 27, 2012 8:32am
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Jul 27, 2012 8:40 AM
Glad to see you are earning that paycheck! :D
Jul 27, 2012 8:40am
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Jul 27, 2012 8:54 AM
First world problems
Jul 27, 2012 8:54am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jul 27, 2012 8:58 AM
GoChiefs;1235140 wrote:Glad to see you are earning that paycheck! :D
Someone has to after that 7 pt loss yesterday
Jul 27, 2012 8:58am
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Jul 27, 2012 9:36 AM
Write him back and say you changed it Kelly Patrick since his panties are in such a bunch.
Jul 27, 2012 9:36am