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sleeper

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Jul 23, 2012 9:58 PM
You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
Jul 23, 2012 9:58pm
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Jul 23, 2012 10:18 PM
Yawn
Jul 23, 2012 10:18pm
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jmog

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Jul 23, 2012 10:19 PM
I had a good laugh, the best part was "Everytime someone has homosexual intercourse God punishes us by letting Nickelback release another album."

I knew it was the homosexuals fault!
Jul 23, 2012 10:19pm
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Jul 24, 2012 8:12 AM
sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
Hey you don't have to post as isadore all the time now! Must be nice. gtfo with this shit already.
Jul 24, 2012 8:12am
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Jul 24, 2012 9:23 AM
tl;dr
Jul 24, 2012 9:23am
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Jul 24, 2012 9:30 AM
sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
My favorite flavor of oatmeal is maple & brown sugar.

Hope this helps.
Jul 24, 2012 9:30am
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Jul 24, 2012 1:10 PM
Remember: A flacid penis is a righteous penis.
Jul 24, 2012 1:10pm
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isadore

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Jul 24, 2012 1:40 PM
people can still be redeemed in the next world or in this one.
Jul 24, 2012 1:40pm
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Jul 24, 2012 3:16 PM
isadore;1232555 wrote:people can still be redeemed in the next world or in this one.
I guess I'll have to wait for the next one. Do they take American Express Miles?
Jul 24, 2012 3:16pm
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isadore

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Jul 24, 2012 3:17 PM
an unselfish, generous and non-bigoted attitude is all it takes.
Jul 24, 2012 3:17pm
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Jul 27, 2012 11:51 AM
But if you don't have that shit, American Express Miles can be used as a substitute, right?
Jul 27, 2012 11:51am
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isadore

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Jul 27, 2012 2:13 PM
What good is it for a man to have thousands of American Express miles, yet forfeit his soul?
Jul 27, 2012 2:13pm
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Jul 27, 2012 3:28 PM
sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.
isadore;1235418 wrote:What good is it for a man to have thousands of American Express miles, yet forfeit his soul?
Jul 27, 2012 3:28pm
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isadore

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Jul 27, 2012 5:33 PM
if you can abandon greed, selfishness and bigotry, you can be redeemed.
Jul 27, 2012 5:33pm
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Jul 27, 2012 7:21 PM
Society?

vball10set;1235480 wrote:
Jul 27, 2012 7:21pm
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vball10set

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Jul 27, 2012 9:53 PM
two face (sleeper/isadore)
Jul 27, 2012 9:53pm
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Zombaypirate

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Jul 30, 2012 6:05 PM
Religion is awesome. The bible says to kill homosexuals and witches, if you don't you are no christian of any worth.

Oh wait they will say it is the old testament which does not count but then they say that homo marriage should be banned, oh wait I am so confused!
Jul 30, 2012 6:05pm
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Zombaypirate

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Jul 30, 2012 6:07 PM
C'mon, Penn St should be shut down for one pedophile running rampant, but what about the Catholic church?
Jul 30, 2012 6:07pm
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cruiser_96

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Aug 4, 2012 9:46 AM
There are no absolutes.
Aug 4, 2012 9:46am
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sleeper

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Aug 4, 2012 10:58 AM
Zombaypirate;1237252 wrote:C'mon, Penn St should be shut down for one pedophile running rampant, but what about the Catholic church?
It's okay because the bible.
Aug 4, 2012 10:58am
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Aug 6, 2012 12:06 PM
sleeper;1240092 wrote:It's okay because the bible.
Yes. Sandusky's mistake was not being ordained. A lot of bum-poking gets forgiven when a person does that.
Aug 6, 2012 12:06pm
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Aug 6, 2012 12:20 PM
Zombaypirate;1237250 wrote:The bible says to kill homosexuals and witches, if you don't you are no christian of any worth.
Source cited?
Aug 6, 2012 12:20pm
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Aug 6, 2012 1:15 PM
sleeper;1232057 wrote:You know it, I know it, the dog knows it, and hell even the oatmeal knows it.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
dlazz;1232306 wrote:My favorite flavor of oatmeal is maple & brown sugar.

Hope this helps.
isadore;1232555 wrote:people can still be redeemed in the next world or in this one.
isadore;1232698 wrote:an unselfish, generous and non-bigoted attitude is all it takes.
isadore;1235418 wrote:What good is it for a man to have thousands of American Express miles, yet forfeit his soul?
isadore;1235546 wrote:if you can abandon greed, selfishness and bigotry, you can be redeemed.
sleeper;1240092 wrote:It's okay because the bible.
Aug 6, 2012 1:15pm
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Aug 6, 2012 2:34 PM
I think you all should quit quoting isadoreadickintheass. He truly is the WORST. Ohh and the rest of you can GFY.
Aug 6, 2012 2:34pm
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isadore

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Aug 7, 2012 10:13 AM
do not let the forces of evil triumph, resist avarice, overcome selfishness and reject to the bigotry in your soul. even you can be redeemed.
Aug 7, 2012 10:13am